Two Minutes of Hate Thread

Release the floodgates, and tell us what Sup Forums shit you just can't fucking stand. The more popular it is, the better.

Fish man, it all tastes terrible.

Hey Arnold is overrated, Helga and her family were the only interesting part of the series, The Patakis would have been 10 times the show Hey Arnold ever was, I haven't seen the recent movie but I understand that it's fucking stupid because Arnold's parents were in a coma in the middle of the jungle with no modern medical care but managed to survive on their own, while they were in fucking comas, somehow.

I fucking hate Steven Universe

The lazy artstyle and ugly character designs piss me off every time I see it. My only comfort is that CN seems to be trying to destroy it on purpose

>pic related to how Sugar comes up with new plot lines

I've heard that. But I can't speak of it because I watched very little of it. But you don't need to watch a bunch of a show to see bad art

Just look at fucking Big Mouth

Fair enough. I got suckered into the SU hole for way too long, but eventually got too burnt out on it and kinda hate it now

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>what Sup Forums shit you just can't fucking stand
channel-tans
if there was a button that killed everyone who made or participated in those threads and uploaded that shit to the Sup Forums booru I'd leave a brick on top of it

What about them do you hate so much exactly?

Ed Edd n Eddy.
Kids Next Door.
Any Klasky-Csupo Nick show besides pre-revival Rugrats.

I hate that as I get older I am no longer the target demographic for cartoons and comics.

Classic Simpsons is fucking overrated. Even if it's comfy, I don't think I've laughed out loud at a single episode. I think Futurama was always the better show, even if it got shitty too.

I want Loud House threads/posters off this board. Its just a circlejerk of pedos

Wish Korra wasn't so shit and so gay.

Fuck you Boco I hate you so gaddamn much whenever you show your ugly mug in any thread I happen to have the misfortune of sharing with you. You're name isn't even Sup Forums related it's Sup Forums related you oversized turkey.

The fun.

Danny Phantom was always unwatchable shit. I'm baffled that anyone liked that show.

Yeah, ive always hated the flavor of fish, dunno why.

Agreed. I'm 90% sure most fans liked the idea more than the execution. They're all hung up on what it COULD'VE been rather than what it was.

I can't fucking watch american cartoons anymore, they're just not funny or amusing.
Sometimes when I take care of grandpa I have nothing to do but to watch tv and damn, that cat and fish show is such trash, and so it's that show with those 3 bears. They're both beyond awful. I have laughed more watching fucking Peppa the Pig with my little nephew.

Harley Quinn

Dogs. I don't want to hate them, and they're great in concept, but goddamn it I've lived beside people who have six untrained, unwalked dogs and they bark whenever outside, sometimes at odd hours, right outside my bedroom window. And one bit me once, when I cared enough to go over and let them know one had gotten loose. And then there are the ones assholes let theirs run wild in packs, killing one of my cats and possibly another. Came at me once, too. And the shit in the yard, of course, and running amok in my garage.

Fuck untrained dogs.

This board makes me hate gay people.

I was going to disagree but in retrospect I think you might be right.

I agree with this, there's a bit of "hurr kids these days" but really I just want something that's well animated. I like Archer though, because it's like watching bad porn (specifically with the prerendered 3d sceme backgrounds).

Go visit krautchan, pic related.

What the fuck boco

No pico

What the hell kind of neighborhood? I really wish it was possible to deny some people the right to have pets unless they prove they can care for them the right way. Fucking shit owners. And then once their dog gets too old, they grab a puppy and neglect the old one. Or dump them at a shelter. I'm a kitten foster volunteer at the local county animal shelter and I am fucking sick of poor old animals ending up there and no one showing even an ounce of interest in adopting them.

To stay on topic, I can't stand the art in most adult cartoons. Peter Griffin looks like he smells of ham. The character designs in Family Guy revolt me to an unholy degree. And fucking Big Mouth.
fucking big mouth.
I also really can't stand the designs for The Simpsons, sorry to say. Likely it's the ugly colors. But I definitely loved Futurama.

And Steven Universe. I was following it since the first news of its early development. I watched each new episode when they aired and everything. The fan communities were of a humbler size and no one seemed batshit. Then sometime after the mega whammy everything about the production just seemed to deteriorate. It got annoying waiting for episodes, and then waiting for something to happen in the episodes. And the magic of it was especially ruined when I realized that they let some idiot write episodes with such a lack of respect and understanding of the characters that she just went and ridiculously changed them to sate her irrational fantasies. That was just a huge dissapointment. Sugar has no control over her kittens man, they're runnin' and poopin' wherever they please.

I FUCKING HATE ALL THESE FUCKING JIM LEE LINES ALL OVER THE FLASH'S FUCKING SUIT THEY GOT RID OF SUPERMAN'S LINES THEY GOT RID OF GREEN LANTERN'S LINES WHY IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DOES FLASH STILL HAVE THESE HORRIBLE OBSTRUCTIVE LINES ALL OVER HIS GODDAMN FUCKING SUIT THEY'RE NEVER EVEN DRAWN THE SAME ONLY MANAPUL WAS GOOD AT DRAWING THEM AND EVEN THEN THEY LOOKED LIKE ASS I HATE LINES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking hate Steven Universe. I really wanted to like it, I really fucking do. But all the story progression that the fans bring out whenever it's a positive grinds my fucking gears because it god damn goes nowhere. The characters are not very intriguing and the fact that we literally cannot go one scene without the fat fuck Steven either being there or observing pisses me the hell off. The framing, the boring animation, it fucking makes me mad that I wasted my time on that shit. Even the fight scenes feel so boring and stale since apparently angles don't exist, everyone has to either be faced full on and there is no fucking diagonality to it all, just flat shots fucking everywhere. People just get fucking distracted by the gay space rocks and pretty colors and don't realize just how fucking bland and boring it is because it never goes forward with any fucking ideas because the animators suck, the writers are forced to cram shit in 11 minute segments, and the fucking art is a crapshoot. The only good part it has going for it is that some of the songs are great.

Fuck Steven Universe.

Hate threads with focus on furry media.

>Ed Edd n Eddy.
>Kids Next Door.
Fuck you with a red-hot tire-iron.
>Any Klasky-Csupo Nick show besides pre-revival Rugrats.
Fair enough.

Fuck Jim Lee
Fuck John Romita Jr.
Fuck Joe Quesada
Fuck Dan Slott
Fuck Tom King
Fuck Brian Michael "Brian Michael Bendis?" Bendis
Fuck Rebecca Sugar
Fuck Tom King
Fuck Andrew Dobson
Fuck Tim Buckley
Fuck ColdFusion
Fuck The Dewd
Fuck RWBY general
Fuck any SU fan
Fuck Valiant Comics
Fuck Boom Comics
Fuck Todd McFarlane
Fuck Todd McFarlane's failed baseball career
Fuck John Romita Jr. again because he really, really is just straight up shit
Fuck Guardians of the Galaxy
Fuck all the Marvel stories that ripped-off Doom Patrol
Fuck live action superhero movies. Every single last one of them.
Fuck live action superhero shows.
Fuck the CW
Fuck Netflix
Fuck Fox
Fuck Disney
Fuck Sony
Fuck any Loud House fan
Fuck OP too

they aren't Sup Forums

>Ed Edd n Eddy.
>Kids Next Door.
god damn you are an embarrassment to oldfags like me this is why I don't tripfag

>I'm a kitten foster volunteer at the local county animal shelter
You, user, are a genuinely good person. Thank you for volunteering to help those animals, and try not to let the heartbreaking shit get to you.

I hate how Dumbing of Age, Gunnerkrigg Court, and Questionable Content keep getting posted here. None of these are good comics. Nobody enjoys them. Really, I've gone through the threads, people have nothing but hateful things to say about them. Yet they still get posted despite being banal, boring shit.

On this line of thought, I hate the South Park threads, posted every single day, that started in the last month or so. It reeks of "viral marketing" or some stupid bullshit, with the sudden onset and "Hello fellow kids" awkwardness.

I hate decompression. I motherfucking hate how arcs in many mainstream comics take six issues to tell a three issue story and only very rarely have enough characterization or interesting storytelling sequences to make up for it. If you want to use decompression for action or to set an atmosphere or focus on characterization, fine. Quality of the work will determine how good it is. But using it to stretch arcs into six (or even more) issues because "gotta sell those floppies" is unforgivable, especially when the payoff is shit.

I fucking hate shipfags

Anything that I, personally, cannot masturbate to.

Questionable content made me hate robots, gays and gay robots.

i don't like capeshit because it never fucking ends, so i avoid like a plague.

>what Sup Forums shit you just can't fucking stand
Does Boco count?

Shut up, Boco

I don't know how Gwenpool readers can even look themselves in the mirror.

Welcome to Sup Forums, where we hate things.

I hate that modern animated shows don't spend much time on atmosphere. Backgrounds are cut and paste and the shading often doesn't match the shading on the characters. There are few dynamic shots because it's simpler to make everything from 3/4th view at ground level. Music is usually irrelevant filler that doesn't aid the scene unless it's an actual musical section. There's barely any suspense or even time spent building the scene because they wrote 10 minutes and 30 seconds of dialogue for an 11 minute cartoon.

Hey, OP wanted hate.

OP here, the hate is delicious.

I hate tumblr fandoms so fucking much, source material be damned the fandom of it is guaranteed to be garbage whether its good or not.