D-Dahnald...you're here. This? It's nothing, just a *cough cough* j-just a scratch. Listen...listen to me, Dahnald...

D-Dahnald...you're here. This? It's nothing, just a *cough cough* j-just a scratch. Listen...listen to me, Dahnald...I can't go on with you. You're the only one who can stop her now. H-here *cough cough* I-I want you to take this...it's my last delegate. I k-kept it safe...you know, j-just in case, heh heh...

Now g-go, Dahnald...go with the elections.
I'll j-just be resting here for a bit...Lets share a bowl of guac when come back as President...

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i kek'd

check 'em

Thank you Ted, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

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even if your thread 404's. I want you to know I kek'd

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cheeky ozzy cunt

truly kek'd also chekkked

I fukn kekd

lol

kek

NEVER FORGET

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uBE7sWSPJJs

Usually I hate these, but you did a good job here, Aussie.

Have a (You).

So long Ted. Youre a hero today, but a legend forever.

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F thank you based redeemed Ted

Damn, now I'm actually sad about Cruz. Well done OP.

They'll sing songs about you, Soarin' Ted. We won't ever let em forget.

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Fucking hell, IT IS NOT AN AUSSIE FLAG YOU FUCKING STUPID MUSLIM

this election cant end the memes god damnit the memes!

Let his sacrifice redeem Canadian sins as we march together into the glorious future of American nationalism

I laughed. We need more 7s so Trump can win.

repentant cruz/dahnahld memes will be sorely missed

Based Ted

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i fucking love this meme

someone needs to write the full story. It's like homer... A collection of shitposts over the election cycle formulated by one user and written into a masterpiece.

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SLEEP TIGHT SWEET TED

PAINT IT RED
DO IT FOR TED

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It might be my favourite meme to come from this election

rest in rip rato will never be forgotten.

Trump will win for you Ted

Damn ol rato is growing on me.

WRONG

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2016: the year of memes

We're Honorary Aussies.

; _ ; 7

didnĀ“t come here for the feels

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"He is Aryan. He cannot cry. So I cry for him"

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"In the days of old I knew him as an enemy. But as days went on I began to regard him as friend. When he stood by my side, I felt unstoppable.
Ted. Ted was the true hero, it is up to us to carry on his legacy as a true constitutional conservative

SOUTH CAROLINA GOES TRUMP BABY

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You're fucking alright New Zealand,
you're alright.

FROM NOW I DEEM YOU AS

SOARIN TED
SOARIN LIKE AN EAGLE

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"WE'RE GETTING OFF THIS BITCH TOGETHER, COMRADE! NOW MOVE IT!"

Ted died for nothing

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may kek be with you

aussie shitposts are best shitposts fucking kek

Op isn't the writer we deserve, but the one we need. I kek'd

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I WONT FORGET YOU TED, BELIEVE ME
JUST HOLD IN THERE TED, BIG LEAGUE
YOU AREN'T LEAVING ME TILL I BECOME GOD EMPEROR DAMMIT
JEB GET THE TURTLES! HE'S GOT THE TURTLES TED, THE BEST TURTLES.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thanks OP for the lulz

This made my day.