Whomp!

The great soldier stands guard against the constant onslaught of its unsanitary host. It has not only endured the unwashed hands of burritos. The warrior has also battled against the floor-fallen meatballs sanctified with the words "It's still good!" The most hard-fought war was against the bag of six mini-donuts found hiding in the darkest corner of Ronnie's room, their freshness long exhausted.

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theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/25/british-woman-mauled-death-wild-dogs-greece-named
dallasnews.com/news/news/2016/05/09/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-in-southern-dallas-has-died
cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/michelle-carter-texting-suicide-sentencing/index.html
gamerant.com/husband-spends-entire-savings-twitch-streamer/
youtu.be/b_j2tsAjjV8?t=3m16s
dexerto.com/news/twitch-donator-ac-royale-admits-scammed-followers-pay-10000-debt/35808
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqNus5AIHR4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Meh, the rule of 5 seconds is really wrong, you can wait like 20 seconds and it will be edible.

I'm tired too immune system. I'm tired too

Ronnie is the J.R.R tolkien, shakespeare, rasputin and Robert Klane of our time and we need him to survive.

reminds me of this cartoon where one guy eats an egg covered in ape shit

Is Ronnie a soyboy?

I think McDonald's uses soybean oil for their fries, so yeah, probably.

>Meh, the rule of 5 seconds is really wrong, you can wait like 20 seconds and it will be edible.
How long it lays on the floor has no bearing on how badly it's contaminated unless you leave it there for hours.

>Daily errands outside during worst winter few years ago
>Figure I'll recover after if not toughen up if I just push with endurance
>Minor but permanent sinus damage, lung damage, skin damage. Fixed 85% HP cap no matter level. Good days now slip to average, bad days now at risk of sliding to worse.
>Hampered at every turn by physical discomfort and exhaustion when short of breath.
>Future quest completion: questionable at best.
Dump everything into healthy living and eating, just trust me on this one.

>Ronnie is a mod for Jerma985's streams and a close friend of his
>Jerma does live action wrestling videos with his friends
>you could very well live to see Ronnie fight against Gabe Glueman Degrossi in a ring

fucking faggot buddhists, I'm still goddamn MAD about them changing the oil

>Jerma985
you're going to have to explain who that is user

He beat Dark Souls 3 on stream, and was in a Whomp comic as the streamer who keeps insulting Ronnie. I can't find it at the moment, though.

Coming from someone who still unconsciously sucks on whatever he gets his hands on, including whatever I find on my floor and used change, my own Immunity Goliath sends a nod of comradery from behind his own steel bulwark.

...

having a fever is the worst... I took my health for granted and wear too skimpy.

You can MAKE burritos? I thought they already come wrapped in plastic and ready for the microwave.

You mean Osmosis Jones?

wtf why do you do that

This is unironically the best way to go on through life.
Japan, a country where everyone constantly washes their hands, gargles, and sanitizes every single object in their house, is the only country in the civilized world where people can still die because of the common cold.

Like I said, it's unconscious. I'll be watching the youtube or whatever and next thing I know I'm gnawing on a pen I recovered from under my desk moments prior. Pretty much nothing on my desk is safe. Need I mention I'm also a /toy/fag?

thats the name thanks!

This. Pretty much wherever it lands it catches everything there and nothing else. Microscopic stuff will not be traveling the equivalent of miles in 5 seconds to reach your food, unless you are outside and it's windy as fuck or you literally dropped it into mud or a pile of dust.
That said, don't eat shit off the floor regardless of how long it's been there.

That's just because Japs are biologically inferior

>That said, don't eat shit off the floor regardless of how long it's been there.
You're not my mom!

That is not a common cold. Japanese flu is a fucking pneumonia.

if you food landed on fecal matter, it landed on fecal matter. And guess what's under you feet?

you euros forget that we dont allow dogs to roam our streets the way you do.

Isn't everything basically coated with fecal matter? Especially your toothbrush since its in the bathroom and everytime you flush that shit is flying into the air

>not closing it before flushing

I keep my toothbrush in my room

I sneak into your room in the mornings and wipe my dick on your toothbrush

>everytime you flush that shit is flying into the air
user do you shit in toilets or in a blender?

My toilet is in a separate room from my sink and bathtub

>It's "The mexican-food eating hawaiishirtman shills representing the human immune system as well-sculpted greco-roman soldier" - episode

Maybe I am

What do you do? You shoot them with a revolver while saying "Yippee ki yay motherfucker" on top of an atomic bomb dressed as cowboys?
>That's the equivalent to the "french guy with stripped shirt and baggete" image we have of you americans.

No you redditor, the equivalent is this.

Well then, fat cowboys riding fake atomic bombs and shooting at things radomly while being loud, clapping a lot and always saying at the end "God bless America".

Yes, actually. Trespassing dogs can be a danger to you, your livestock, your children, your pets, etc. and are often shot on sight in rural areas. In suburban areas you either call pest control or trap them yourself, either way they end up at the pound and are most often euthanized. Cats don't get to go to the pound, you just drop the cage in a 50 gallon drum full of water for an hour then go empty the cage out somewhere.

At least, that's been the MO in both of the states I've lived in.

It doesn't even matter if it's in the bathroom. Your kitchen counter-tops have just as much on them.

>I am to dumb to clean my living space, so I pretend there's an unknown magical force that make clean people's house just as filthy as mine instead of buying some fucking bleach

>tfw been returning neighbors' runaway dogs and adopting the odd stray when I could've just shot and drowned them all
burger truly is at the forefront of human evolution

what do you expect from the american® subhuman®

>Coming from someone who still unconsciously sucks on whatever he gets his hands on, including whatever I find on my floor and used change

user, don't you think this warrants a therapist visit

>Look out at my garden
>"Huh, look at that, a cat/dog/whatever"
>Go about my day without needing to get the thing killed because who gives a fuck

You have clearly never owned livestock

Neither do you.

Animals tend to mind their own business though, I went to my grandpas "farm" before and the chickens and goats there didn't pay any mind to some strays. Heck, a fucking hen chased away a dog. I get that sometimes it can be dangerous, but shoot on sight, really?

No I haven't and neither have the vast, vast majority of Americans, yet somehow shit like calling the pound is still seen as the right course of action.

Farmers are well within their rights to cull rabbits and foxes and shit that get in the way of their livelihood. A fucking random cat walking through my garden is nothing.

Nigger I grew up on a cattle farm. I have raised calfs from bottle to butcher and I have been killing pests who endanger my livestock since I was 11.

Just the supermarkets and shopping malls, as long as they're """therapy dogs""".

That's Our Ronnie! He's evolved beyond the need for basic hygiene.

His natural immune system will protect him from whatever infestation gets into his food, just like his "natural oils" allow him to never bathe.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/25/british-woman-mauled-death-wild-dogs-greece-named

dallasnews.com/news/news/2016/05/09/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-in-southern-dallas-has-died

Wild dogs are no joke

don't forget the literal man-eating packs of dogs in the moscow metro tunnels, the Russian mafias sometimes throw people down there and let the dogs do the job.

also wild dogs are extremely damaging to endangered fauna, in my country they're shoot on sight for the government because they hunt rare species of deer, fox and weasels.

Huh, i thought that was supposed to be star, also jerma is short

Ronnie doesn't live in India.

Why does she have a dick?

Don't be racist.

>n.n.n.nigger
Nice lies.

COMPACT

It's not usually the animals that are the concern, it's the diseases and parasites they host that are so dangerous. Also we try not to kill pets so long as they do not pose a direct threat to livestock

It's Sup Forums vernacular you dumb cunt I wasn't actually calling you a nigger.

It's a racial slur it doesn't matter the context saying that hateful word is still racist.

>neighbors dog
Not without a tag most likely
>returning strays
To what? The pound? You know you're killing them.

>Context doesn't matter
Jesus christ I thought people this stupid would have been scared off by the Sup Forums bogeyman

Seriously dude just shut up already the n-word is racist no matter what your excuse is.

KYS newfag

This has to be bait

Suggesting suicide can get you a prison sentence don't do it it's not worth it just to fit in here with people you probably shouldn't even be trying to impress in the first place.

Yeah god forbid someone isn't a massive piece of shit on Sup Forums for once.

So it's true, there are no men in Europe

You're not amusing. If you're so desperate for attention at least put in some effort.

>Can get you a prison sentence
Sup Forumsmblr is actually British, who knew?

yes, it's forbidden

fuck your moral spooks, your mother and your god

>thinking it's anything but a low effort bait

I'm not trying to be amusing you racist moron. You really wanna act like an edgy 134 year old so bad take it to Sup Forums or Sup Forums but I will not tolerate it here.

cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/michelle-carter-texting-suicide-sentencing/index.html

What you say can and will have consequences so please stop. I don't want any of you in prison just because you wanted to look cool in front of others here.

You sure seem to be amusing yourself. Oh, and I'm not even the person you were arguing with, I'm just tired of idiot trolls who somehow manage to bait people and shift any discussion to an absurd shitfest usually about SJWs.

>You really wanna act like an edgy 134
an edgy corpse

Eldritch Edge-Lich risen anew by the power of memes.

Kill yourself Nigger

Always love the two cigars, it looks so natural I missed it the first time

I have unlocked the ancient writ of offenceomancy mortal nigger, fear me.

Eh, not him but there isn’t much they can do about it aside from directing the behavior into a slightly different habit.

gamerant.com/husband-spends-entire-savings-twitch-streamer/

Its funny because people are addicted to donating to streamers just so someone says their name and acknowledges them

youtu.be/b_j2tsAjjV8?t=3m16s

dexerto.com/news/twitch-donator-ac-royale-admits-scammed-followers-pay-10000-debt/35808

Shits insane

>he doesnt know
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqNus5AIHR4

It's not racism you dolt it's board culture. Lurk more new fag

The fact that this poster hasn't been banned yet, bait or otherwise, shows what a fucking shitshow Sup Forums is.
Moral fucking spooks.

It’s really more a matter of civility than hygiene.

Teeeeeeechnically the people posting racism should be banned.

>You will not post any of the following outside of Sup Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Its in da ruuuuuules (closes thread)

It's not racism

Lol kill your self you stupid nigger

It's also the country with the highest life expectancy in the world

Living is overrated desu

Words can't be racist, retarded nigger.

you ever put your thumb over a hose? that's basically what you're doing.

>unknown magical force
it's only unknown to dumbasses who can't spend the ten seconds it'd take to google this.

Let's plays were already risky as "friendship simulators," because you end up with socially stunted people feeling they need to spend money on merch to be part of a "community." Twitch has just made the whole process more direct.

It's kind of like blowing all your cash on escorts, or all your time on Sup Forums.

What’s going on? This is the second Whomp thread I have seen get derailed like this