Seriously, why is Stan putting up with KAHL?
>Stan has helped KAHL everytime he needed it and is a genuinely good support for him
>KAHL abandons his best friend if there's something wrong, even the smallest of problems.
Cartman should be Stan's best friend. Cartman is an ass but atleast he tries to be a good friend for Stan and they do genuinely fun stuff together.
Fuck KAHL
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Shut up Cartman.
>Cartman should be Stan's best friend
that happened briefly in the prehistoric ice man episode and ended with stan saying he hated cartman.
>Stan represents the USA, always ready to support Israel
>KAHL represents Israel, which as we all know is one of the most cowardly countries of all times, always posing as the victim, calling for the USA's help, but never helping in return
Trey and Mat know what they're doing. The whole series is a protest against Israel.
>kill of Kyle/give him a less prominent role
>replace him with Butters
>give Kenny a more prominent role
Fuck the jew desu.
>Kyle
I'm sorry, did you mean KAHL?
Oh yeah silly me. I forgot they killed Kyle off last season.
i mean stan abandons KAHL all the time too.
chinpokomon, the metrosexual episode, the boy's rating one are ones that come to mind immediately.
>Stan abandons Kyke in The List
>Stan sucks up his pride and asks Wendy for help to make Kyle feel better, by getting the real list
Uh huh.
He's not perfect, but he's way better than KAHL or Cartman
This. These guys are all shitty friends with the exception of Kenny. Best boy really deserves a better group of friends.
KAHL
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Kenny probably can't find any other kids who would tolerate a kid who's as "POOR" as he is. Most of the school kids seem really dickish in that regard, and whilst Kenny may dislike Cartman and only really hangs out with him out of pity, Cartman DOES seem to care for him somewhat. Only barely, especially in these later seasons, but the hints are there
Isn't Kenny basically Stan's best friend at this point?
> Cartman DOES seem to care for him somewhat
''Kenny dies'' would like to have a word with you.
cartman should be kennys best friend
kenny laughs at his jokes and almost always goes along with his scams
I miss when they were real buddys instead of kenny becoming a jerk to cartman ;_;
Kenny might be poor and kind of a dick to Cartman, but Cartman deserves it AND Kenny is best Princess
Season 22 should be like this
Main Boys
>Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters
Main Girls
>Wendy, Heidi, Red, Bebe
What about KAHL?
>Stan will point out how much of a shitty friend he is and they kick him out of the group.
Also Heidi and KAHL should date.
Because when they are older, I have a strong feeling Cartman and Wendy are going to end up together
Kenny also laughs when Kyle and Stan call Cartman a fatass and rips on him in several occasions. ''Kenny dies'' proves without a fucking doubt that Cartman doesn't give a rat's ass about Kenny.
EXCELLENT post. Fuck KAHL. He deserves new Heidi.
>That Spoiler
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeellll, you aren't wrong.
what about Stan and Kenny? they seem like good friends
Stan is the only main kid besides Kenny who isn't a shithead and ''Kenny dies'' shows how much they care about each other so they're good pals in my book.
Lucky trips of truth
opposites attract
>r9kyle accepts Heidi snoo snoo out of desperation
>completely in denial about her being female Cartman
hue
What are Sup Forums local drawfags?
That one on-model porn guy, that one Wendy/Heidi guy
Stan and butters have respect and carefor kenny
Cartman cares about him but in a more selfish way, he sees him as his stan/kyle since those guys are best friends.
Kyle has said he doesn't give a rats ass about kenny in chicken pox so he probably doesn't care as much as stan or butters.
How would you feel if Stan and Kyle officially stopped being super best friends?
A few seasons ago I'd be upset but they don't really feel like best friends anymore.
They haven't been super best friends for a while now.
>Kyle has said he doesn't give a rats ass about kenny in chicken pox so he probably doesn't care as much as stan or butters
It's tricky to go by old episode continuity but yeah, I don't think Kyle and Kenny were ever really close. Same with Cartman and Stan, although Cartman has been implied to favor Stan over the other boys for some reason.
Kyle cried his eyes out in "Kenny dies"
I wouldn't like it especially because at this point Kahl has basically no friends except for Stan and whatever he has with Cartman.
Kyle is a hypocritical little shit who just can't make up his gods-damned mind, and will backpedal on his views if given even the slightest opportunity. We REALLY shouldn't take anything he does at face-value.
stop posting that shit art.
No
They probably bonded over having poor and drug addicted parents when they were younger. kind of sad
Actually, I'd love to see a season where one of the boys is kicked out of the group, and we see a new dynamic - kind of like the episode where Cartman was being ignored by everyone. It's just too bad it won't really work, since we don't get nearly enough episodes focused on the main group hanging out anymore.
sort of happened when kenny died for a little bit
It'd be even better if said boy joined another group after getting kicked out by the others. Could open a whole slew of new character interactions and dynamic shifts. But of course as you said, it's unlikely to happen.
I was hoping that the Cartman and Kyle conflict over Heidi would result in a split between friend groups and new dynamics. But that didn't happen unfortunately.
If anyone should be best friends with Stan, it should be Kenny. Let Kyle and Cartman hate each other, Kenny and Stan can do their own shit
It's KAHL or KJEH, not ''Kyle''
Actually the proper Hebrew pronounciation is K'chail.
>Reminder that Kenny is an edgelord
Wtf is with the B plot description of the new episode? Is KAHL GAY?!
>Oh god, you're right!
Poor Stan
What would Cartman represent in that analogy?
Link?
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I'm not an Americano so I cant link it but it reads
"PC Principal is wrestling with some unfamiliar feelings. Meanwhile, boys will be boys except for Kyle who, for the first time, seems to see things differently from the rest of his friends."
>tfw this is why I care for my family so much, as my family is the one group of people I know I can leave a legacy too even if I am only dust in 100 years
>kahl ends up trying to romance femcartman
>heidi knows this and, while seeing him as a dirty jew, starts to use him as a minion
>boys will be boys except for Kyle who, for the first time, seems to see things differently from the rest of his friends
Kahl being a contrarian faggot again. What a fucking surprise.
PC Principal episode, huh? Could have some potential.
Reminder that the Vamp kids did nothing wrong.
>For the first time
Oh shit I skipped that part for some reason. What could that first time be?
They're clinging to a dead fad. That's bad on its own.
THIS!
Mike a cute.
If Trey kills PC Principal I will fucking complain about it in the coming threads because he is honestly a great addition to the cast
And so are the goth kids, and there is nothing wrong with that.
Same here. He is honestly one of the best characters they've had in years.
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nigga it was already up hours ago
>13 sec
>No jokes
What the fuck?
PC Principal is an adplicant and his time is near. He's gonna give a PC "Tears in the Rain" speech that undoes Heidi's Cartmanization
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"What's Bringing You In Today?" - PC Principal visits the doctor.
Doctor: "Hello, Mr.... Principal, is it?"
PCP: "That's right, I'm PC Principal."
"What's bringing you in today?"
"I'm uh, having this problem with my ears. There's like a persistent, kind of uh.. ringing going on?"
yw non-burgers
well fuck me no one posted it. oh well
Mike is definitely a cute.
What could the B plot be with Kyle? the only thing I can think of is him coming out, but that's what a fandom full of fujis do.
>boys will be boys
Maybe the boys do something to fuck with the girls and Kyle whiteknights
>fandom full of fujis
damn, you've got us there
This is a good outlook on life user.
Family is the most important thing in life, cherish it, merry christmas.
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He's on his way to become a very handsome young man.
that's usually the case with the preview clips.
But he's done that already, this one is a first for him.
>yw non-burgers
thanks user
They're longer.
Rewatching the Goth kids episode makes me wonder if there's a clique of nonconformists who are so nonconformist they go full circle and conform to be nonconformist
Normcore episode when?
My only guess on something that he hasn't done before is tell on them? I don't remember Kyle ever going backstabbing Juden on his friends.
Damn Kenny. You aren't supposed to go full nihilist cosmic horror on us yet. That's spoiler related's job. You're still a kid. Stop being so fucking angsty.
Yes he is. It's going to be sad if they ever age up the characters and he becomes a sixth grader. Mike is such a nice kid.
>boys will be boys
>except Kyle
Kyle is transitioning
Shut up Nyarly, I know that's you.
>Goth kids meet a group of kids who also mope all day, hate society, and angst even harder than them
>They drink Starbucks, vape, wear common ass clothes, and listen to the US top 100
>So nonconformist they conform post-ironically
He did in that old episode where he felt guilty about using toilet paper on peoples houses the other kids were doing.
You shut up meatstic-user. How on earth could *I* be the Crawling Chaos? I mean, just look at me. Nothing shady here.
What are you guys' thoughts on FBW? I'm a poorfag so I'm definitely gonna wait for a price drop, but this is probably gonna take a while and Ubisoft is shit so I want to know how much that game is worth. Better or worse than SoT?
The dialogue in FBW leading up to his reveal really made me think it was Nyarlathotep
you can get it for half the price it usually is during this black friday, its certainly worth that.
I don't wanna make a judgement call on if it's better or worse than Stick of Truth. They're pretty different both in gameplay and story. I'll say SoT felt like a journey in the world of South Park while FBW felt like a long 2-parter (which isn't a bad thing at all.)
I got it for $45 and I'd say it's worth that. It's probably less right now for black friday/cyber monday deals but if you don't wanna pay that much I wouldn't blame you.
How does the mask part of Mysterio I'd outfit work? Does it cover the top of his head too?
I liked Stick better than Fractured, even if Stick's gameplay was barebones as fuck. I got Fractured as a gift, so I can't REALLY have an opinion about the price, but I don't think it's worth $60. It's pretty good, but I'd say maybe like... ~$30 good?
White supremacists who are all talk but when they're actually called into action they breakdown immediately.
Seeing the few 5th grade kids we know makes me wonder what the boys would look like in 5th grade.
Yeah Stick of Truth felt like a love letter to 20 years of South Park, TFBW just felt like a (good) recent season twoparter.
Just pirate it, it's not worth the full retail. Maybe 20$
I like to think it does. Something like pic related.