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Context please.

Therapy is useless.

Tried it twice, achieved absolutely nothing.

where the joke

Context wont bring her back.

What about drugs?

That's coming from your end buddy

Depends on the person. Mental Illness is a very case by case thing so it'll work for some people and do jack for others.

Not with that attitude.

The joke is that she's retarded and will never actually get better because therapy can't fix what's wrong with her.

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man therapists get such a bad rep from literally everyone that I wonder if they also need therapy

Ve might be the type person who needs to be heavily medicated .

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Therapy didn't do shit for me. My therapist told me to take deep breaths to calm myself, didn't clarify, and I ended up hyperventilating while driving and being unable to move my numb arms and legs, and ended up in the hospital

then I took SSRIs for 2 years and Im normal as fuck

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Also went to therapy. Worked for a little while, and I learned some valuable stuff that has helped me be a happier person. But after a year, things got repetitive, we were both getting frustrated, and I came to the conclusion that at the end of the day, only I can help myself with my particular problems. So I stopped making appointments, and have felt better and better ever since.

Therapy is very much a "your mileage may vary" thing. And that mileage may vary depending on the client, the reason they're seeking therapy, their own personal capabilities, or even the therapist themselves. And more.

Therapy is also definitely not the only way to get better, but it can (key word, CAN, not WILL) help you get on the right track.

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It's because I was smarter than the people giving me therapy, and I don't need medication.

What someone needs is to learn how to over-come their own mental stresses rather than having some psychiatric schooling theories projected onto you to confuse you even more.

Or have someone that they can just talk to online or in person.

Isn't the same artist as that comic where a bunch of people at a party hear words like "retard" and get offended?

therapy is useless if you expect siting down and bitching at someone for an hour a week to solve your problems.
it supposed to be used like a crutch, someone to help you get back on your feet, but you got to be the one to get yourself back up there.
That being said if the therapist doenst start by telling you that you are the only one in control of your happiness then they're probably shit

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You're mixing up psychiatric with psychology

>literally ">mfw to smart"
Aw, fuck off.

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>K. Beaton have my babies!

Oh God, I can only imagine what Sup Forums must've been like when Hark! A Vagrant still updated.

>Kramer takes the fucking fridge
Kek

>I don't know how to breathe.
>This mean's professionals are retarded and don't do their jobs right.

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If you don't know how hyperventilating works (I didn't), shit happens. I was trying to take deep, slow breaths and it just made me feel worse.

Smart therapists tell you to do it through your nose, preventing hyperventilation, not your mouth which is what she recommended.

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You sound like a guy I used to know. Did a high scoring IQ test way back, and still riding on it in every conversation. Has diagnosed schizophrenia, and still smokes pot because he read somewhere that it helps, which off course triggers his psychosis. Wont look for help because therapy is off course bullshit, and he is much much smart.

Now a jobless fuckhead who will die alone

Usually therapy isn't going to do anything for very egotistic people.

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>not "Why doesn't Batman rape the Joker?" in the last panel

>I know better than these trained medical professionals

Sure you do.

Sounds like humanist trash to me. The only way to make someone happy is to periodically reinforce being happy, probably with pieces of fruit or sugar water

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>Or have someone that they can just talk to online or in person.
You mean, like on this board?

This is really good

When people like you end up homeless in the street or get arrested for some crime you should just be euthanized

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HE'S PSYCHOSOMATIC!

this is actually a very good observation
dweebs that would come to a place like this a read webcomics fall into that trap all the time. My friend has developed feelings for every female that has ever entered his life, including his friends girlfriends.
He would be a devious little cunt and try to break them up and win her over or some shit

ive never had a girlfriend long enough for him to do that

>It's because I was smarter than the people giving me therapy, and I don't need medication.
you sound like the riddler

>my personal experience is law

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LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH

Juggie a best

>It's because I was smarter than the people giving me therapy

*BURP* G-GOD'S NOT REAL, M-MORTY

>tfw want to go to the therapist but too scared to do it

I'm more scared about the fact that i don't know how I'll start the session and what I'll get diagnosed with

heh

>Did a high scoring IQ test way back, and still riding on it in every conversation.

I have a degree in social science, so I already knew a lot of the strategies they were trying to use to evaluate me with.

I don't "ride" on my intelligence, because I almost never mention.

>Now a jobless fuckhead who will die alone

It's a good thing I have a girlfriend, a degree, working on my second, and currently have a part time job then, huh?

Sure. It's also a lot cheaper than paying hundreds for sessions you could do for free just by having a friend on steam that you're close to.

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I knew someone like that. It's you that's the problem. You can improve even without therapy, or with a bad one but even the best therapist in the world won't help you unless you take a step back, recognize the problem and try to fix it. If you think talking to someone who doesn't know you and only cares about getting paid for a while will solve all your problems with no effort on your part this is the result you get.

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Did you see a specialist or a glorified school councilor?

Do they really diagnose anything? The half a dozen times I went to see a psychiatrist, I had to tell him what I thought was wrong with me, then he gave me a prescription and sent me on my way.

That boy needs therapy.

So what did you need therapy for?

he was quiet as a sheep

>It's a good thing I have a girlfriend, a degree, working on my second, and currently have a part time job then, huh?
Uh-huh. And I'm Prince.

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hahaha he make the funny face

I don't know really

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>a degree, working on my second, and currently have a part time job then, huh?

Not very impressive. Why didn't you use your first degree to get a real job?

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I want a spin-off with realistic Jughead, something akin to obesekino on tlc

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You can read the panels in any order and it doesn't change the meaning at all

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First time was when I was in highschool because my parents thought that it would help because of all the bullying and fighting I'd get into. Second time was because my dad suggested I try it again because "the first guy was an idiot".

I'm not trying to impress you. Those achievements are rather mundane, which is why I don't base my happiness on my status in life, although I will saying being in a relationship has had a marked improvement on my morale.

Therapists don't diagnose you. And these peoples' entire job is to be able to talk to you and get information out of you. They deal with socially awkward people all day every day.

For a diagnosis you go to a psychiatrist, who's an actual doctor. They give you a diagnosis and prescribe medication if they feel it's necessary.

You use these two people in tandem. Your therapist will tell you if you should see a psychiatrist, and your psychiatrist will tell you if you should keep seeing the therapist.

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>It's because I was smarter than the people giving me therapy, and I don't need medication.

Ah, so nice to finally meet a fellow Rick and Morty fan! *Tips fedora*

the fuck is this pic trying to convey? Or is it a joke?

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It can go both ways user, some folk just assume anyone woman giving them more than a little attention just feel sorry for him or want something out of him.

>gif
>no jump scare
Fucking amateur

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LoL

>The Fix.png

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Ohh, didn't know that. Thanks for the heads up, user

Its from a website that generated non-sensical images based on whatever.

>Friendships between boys and girls not turning into romance

lol

Obligatory Seinfeld - The Twin Towers - Link:

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>t. Doesnt have female friends

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its true, once girls are no longer sexually threatened by you they become fucking gross

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