Star Vs. ANOTHER NEW PROMO

TOM IS A BITCH BOY
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5 cute facts about jackie:

- She's a girl!
- She's an angel!
- I love her!!!!!
- Jackie!!!!!!!!!!!

How am I supposed to see it, if I'm "not authorised for viewing these tweets"

>Unironically not living in the land of the free

this actually is scary

this has a lot of good images

Star vs the Evil Dead's rape tree

>implying they even know my land and the fact that it's not Russia
I usually can see all tweets. Maybe this one is not available for unregistered users?

How deep does the lore go?

Jackie with her emerald green eyes makes her a precious gem, you can't put a price on her.

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Good ol' hentai tentacle incomming!

>being part of the meme nation
no thanks

>Insulting the nation that makes the very cartoon you're watching

>tentacles
>with bark
Let's just stick with the classic

>not knowing that star vs. is animated by south koreans

you mean the koreans?

#5 she will return

Is monster arm ever coming back to us?

Just because we paid a bunch of squinty eyed gooks to animate it for peanuts doesn't mean they deserve credit for making the show

who paid the man who paid, in rice, koreans to make this user

I don't think the show's ever going to out-spook this

Having green eyes are the rarest eye color, that makes jackie prettier than girls with eye colors like blue and especially colors like brown because of her specialty.

we have to wait for christmas or the next halloween

Remember for years when /sveg/ told us that a christmas special would never happen, look where we are now

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Corny Pantsu!

I've seen enough porn to know where fanart of this episode is going after it airs

Guys, more importantly, new waifu? Or too young? I'm not sure with you sometimes

/sveg/ and Sup Forums in general said a lot of things about Star vs. back in the early days.

Jankie when?
Also what is the best ship involving Jackie?

>/sveg/ and Sup Forums in general said a lot of things about Star vs. back in the early days.

may be it will

Post pure Jackies

Jarco was so pure. For a first relationship it was fucking amazing

I don’t approve of this post.

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CUSTOM EPISODE CARDS ARE BACK

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That looks eeriely similar to this promo for The Visit

KELLCO

LOL JANNA ISNT IN IT

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wew lad, and janna?

>i got a panel too

>Janna gets cucked by Starfan13
amazing

>i got a panel too

starfan endgame final boss

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So the new ship is TomStarfan?

>Shyamalan

So this is how it goes, Tom dies at the hands of the Stump.

>Star and Marco defeat the Stump to rescue their friends
>find Tom and Janna making out in where ever the Stump was imprisoning them

>Jantom

That would actually be self-inserting blatantly if that were to happen

>find Janna raping Tom in where ever the Stump was imprisoning them
Fixed for a more plausible outcome

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more likely than Jackie ever appearing again

Jackie is my dream girl, what do

that's fair

won't stop Tom from liking it

Jackie is appearing again, that doesn't change the fact jantom is a shit ship when tom is actually trying to improve himself and he doesn't need an impure autistic gypsy keep him back

Tom deserves Jackie, and I feel like Jackie would really find Tom endearing and fun
It's too bad everyone thinks it's a shit ship

>episode ends with star and marco saving everyone and sharing an intimate moment
>tom notices and begins to get angry
>thus begins the tom getting cuck cycle

Jackie never intereacted with tom other than a slight glance at him in one episode. Oh well, it's still nice for a crack ship

I got a good laugh out of that too

Literally who the fuck is starfan13

Hey man, pairing two cardboard cutouts isn't that bad an idea.

Okay, I'm being mean, Tom's actually fairly fleshed out.

>Kelly and Marco go on small dates together
>Star questions their relationship
>Marco treats it like no big deal and explains they're just enjoying each other's company
>Kelly is a little too close to Marco
>sits on his lap, hides in his hoodie when he's wearing it
>she still has his hoodie from the lava lake beach episode and is sometimes shown wearing it whenever they hangout because she thinks its cute that they match
>Marco is really passive about it and practically allows it without a shred of feeling uncomfortable
>Star wants to confront Kelly about it thinking Kelly is just using him to get over Tad
>saying she can't keep taking Marco away from her because she needs him for squirely duties.
>completely backfires and Kelly chews into Star by confronting her on how she's using Tom to get over Marco and for making her supposed "best friend" into a squire
>calls out her hypocrisy and calls her a spoiled princess who can't always get what she wants just because she's a Butterfly
>Marco comes into the picture and sees star slightly disturbed
>he tries comforting her and trying to see what the issue is
>Star plays it off as not feeling good and decides to head back home
>Kelly glares at Star while Marco's back is turned and links arms with him
>Star sits there crying as she sees her 'besties' walk further away into the distance

And at this point neither has Janna
I know that will likely change in Stump Day, but we still don't know to what extent

>Not recognizing best girl
Sad!

Learn to sarcasm that I find starfan13 irrelevant

>Tom deserves Jackie
They've never met or had a conversation

Are you having a stroke, user?

>I find starfan13 irrelevant
I find your opinion garbage

>Self insert
into the trash it goes

>seriously thinks Jackie will appear again
>actually thinks Tom is trying to improve himself
maybe he was in season 2 and even at the start of season 3 but he instantly started backsliding as soon as Star started dating him again

Tomkie is a shit ship because for one its total crack, for two Jantom shippers hate it because not only are the ships opposed but basically work off different interpretation of Tom's character, two groups read Tom's personality in two different ways, if you believe in Jantom Tomkie makes no fucking sense to you and vice versa

Finally it feels like such a pair the spares ship, Marco's ex and Star's ex, is there a reason for it other than the fact that they are Marco and Star's exs?

COBB'D

Jackie will return and I will laugh when she does. Starfags aren't know for being smart.

>is there a reason for it other than the fact that they are Marco and Star's exs
Yes, there is, and it's been discussed many times.
Jackie's naturally supportive chill nature compliments Tom's passionate but quick tempered persona. He wishes to improve himself, she’s the perfect one to support him there. She wishes to have someone who genuinely WANTS to get to know her; Tom gets really into his relationships and can provide that.
The Water/Fire thing and the Twin/Twin thing (not to mention "Thomas" in both their names.
The Jackie ”Read my Mind” thing, and Tom’s third eye (because it is said that it is from one’s third eye that one can read minds).
They both have similar music tastes: ”Love Sentence” and apparently ”Heavy Metal” (Jackie has the equivalent of a SvtFoE ”Slipknot” poster in her room, Tom mentions how “Metal” his fire is in ”LLB”.)
They are both portrayed as athletic and competitive in a fun way. ("MCC" and "SS").
Both characters have been shown to put a LOT of effort into their relationships and like to live more in the moment, even when their partners are clearly focusing other places. (”Starcrushed” and ”Monster Bash”)
Both characters have had strangely mirrored episodes since they were both officially introduced in ”Matchmaker”.
Both characters have had issues with "Personal Image" in this series. Tom mentions in "Friend-enemies" how he finds it difficult to change other's Image of him and in "Demoncism" he clearly has a very negative Image of himself. For Jackie, she took interest in Marco in large part because of his confession in "Sleepover", where he promised he'd overcome his "Image of her placed on a Pedestal" and that ”All he knows is she DESERVES someone who WANTS to get to know her" ... which, from everything we've seen of JarCo, Marco didn't accomplish either (he always had something else on his mind).

I mean at least Janna has always seemed interested in people like Tom

she is an occult obsessed human, she seems like she would jump at a chance to meet a real demon

Meanwhile Jackie had a boyfriend who can take her anymore in the universe and she just wants to hang out at the shitty boardwalk

Did Sam Raimi direct this?

>filename
You got me good, senpai

>I mean at least Janna has always seemed interested in people like Tom
You and pretty much every other Jantom shipper never seem to consider if TOM would like someone like Janna.
If you were a famous actor, would you want to date someone who was interested in you only to constantly gawk at all your acting and talk only about movies all the time?

Wouldn't it be funny as hell if jackie cucked star, again, only now with tom.

I wonder what could be in the dark

Jackie is such a non-character that you could honestly plausibly pair her up with any of the primary or supporting cast without much hassle.

> what do I put in Angie's mouth

>non-character
She is a character you retarded starfag

I direct you to Call it crack if you want, there are definitely hints

yeah your basically completely mangling Tom's character in order to pair him with Jackie, you described what your projecting onto Tom, not Tom

but that's just my opinion

go bed
have jackie dream

You know you're watching a show about a self-insert, right?

Not really? In what way is this a misinterpretation?

fuck out of here and never come back

>>actually thinks Tom is trying to improve himself
>maybe he was in season 2 and even at the start of season 3 but he instantly started backsliding as soon as Star started dating him again
Seems like his thinking is "Well since Star took me back I guess that means I've improved enough so I don't need to bother anymore."

Either that or he was faking it all along (the whole "I don't want Star to know about my demoncism so I told literally Ponyhead" thing is really fucking suspicious) and lucked into catching Star at a vulnerable time.

You win this time

Not really.

And no, you don't need to show me that greentext fanfiction that user wrote,
I've seen it plenty of times, and it frankly does not help your case.

>"Well since Star took me back I guess that means I've improved enough so I don't need to bother anymore."
It's called a relapse, user. I'm sure Tom will gain the maturity to stand up to Star and break things off when it's evident she doesn't care about him as much as Marco.

Nice false flag, now fuck off

>Jackie's naturally supportive chill nature compliments Tom's passionate but quick tempered persona
zutara

What is your criteria of a character then? Enlighten me.

Not an argument