This vampire is cute

This vampire is cute.

Cute!

I want a cute vampire waifu. Even if she's just a goth with dental implants and a blood fetish, I unironically want a cute girl to bite my neck and draw blood.

On one hand, she has terrible taste in men, on the other, this means vampire women will instantly fall for the first human dick they see

Vampires need to be exterminated

This one is cuter

I mean I kind of get it, he's the first human she's really interacted with and its kind of like dating a foreigner/digging the exotic thing, but I can't help but think after a couple years she would figure out the human world had more to offer. But hey, zing and all that

nice butte

Die monster. You don't belong in this world.

Spinoff of Dennis and Winnie as young adults fighting crime when?

cute vampire ?

Wh--- Vampire?!

Cutest non-Sup Forums vampire coming through!

There is a lovely webm where she attempts to take a lewd selfie, only to discover that "no reflections" applies to phone cameras as well.

So to sum it up....

Cutest Vamps are

Mavis from Sup Forums
Ranze from Sup Forums
Remillia from /jp/

>Remilia
>not Flandre

>Remillia from /jp/
A CUTE

>Ranze from Sup Forums
A CUTE

Flandre is a tad too vicious...Remillia is a lady.

>Mavis from Sup Forums
A CUTE

No, Flandre is cuter.
Remi is waifu material.

But can she even turn herself into mist? Or transform into a bat? Summon familiars, at least?

agreed

Only if its done sexily

This vampire is cuter.

>you will never marry someone who fits both the MILF and jailbait categories at the same time

Goddamn what a slut.

I guess she's alright, but I'm not sure about her latest movie. I have a feeling it may suck.

A milf is a sexy older woman, anyone that young is just a bitch with a baby

>cute
>alt
>married
>has a kid
>happy
Just like in real life user. I just want to escape.

ayyyyy

>Alt Wives

I didn't know those existed. Cool.

>Alt Wives
Well then...

Whew, she is gorgeous.

kys weebs

It's fine

>tfw Mavis is literal mommy waifu

>Cutest non-Sup Forums vampire
But that's not Vampy

>Mavis isn't pregnant again in HT3
At least Wakfu got something right.

She's got nothing on my big tittied police girl.

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I don't care how much porn there is of Mavis, it will never be enough.

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>"Wait. There's porn of me"?

and she is also a milf.

hopefully Wanda will get more screen time and art too

sauce?

We need more Mavis.

I'd drive my stake into her. Literally. DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

I'm glad her pupils were normal in 2. They were like pinpoints in the first movie, making her look like she was high or something. Not a look you want to see on a preggers chick. Hey, are there more lycanthropes in the animated show? Someone mentioned a wereboar and another new werewolf chick.

Hellsing ultimate

better vampire

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Obligatory

>like pinpoints in the first movie
They look the same size in both movies.

Only if they've been sheltered by a single parent for over a hundred years and forced to never go out and meet any other person.

That scene made me fucking diamonds, fuck me.

Anybody got that picture of like Mavis, Sibella and that other vampire girl from the doll line saying their Dracula's daughter and Mavis is just like dad's got some explainin to do?

Still no best vampire?

The fact that people legitimately find characters drawn like toddlers to be sexually appealing makes me really sad

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Vampires are fucking demons and shouldn't be represented in popular media unless they are being exterminated.

Vampires are a scourge to the human race. They aren't cute. Fuck vampires.

Crucify them and burn them to ash.

Maybe Dracula is just a really common name for vampires. You never know.

My nigga. Thank you

Alucard was the worst part of his own show

Are we being raided?

>Not even the best Jojo Vampire

He's not a vampire you chode.

No, Succubi are demons. Vampires are just fat weirdos that drink blood.

>drinks blood
>lives forever
>killed by sunlight
Literally what the fuck would be the difference?

>>drinks blood
Because he wants to, not because he needs to. Can feed on any living thing by literally just draining the life out of them

>>lives forever
Just like a billion other fictional beings, not really specific to vampires

>>killed by sunlight
Nah, when exposed to sunlight he can just turn to stone and he's fine, and later he's totally immune to harm from the sun

no

indeed

>Ranze Eto looks like a toddler
You must know some pretty advanced toddlers, m8

>"Dear Diary, The ass was fat!"

Whose the real chode? I'd say the faggot whose stuck on headcanon, technicalities and denies the authors very own fucking words. The Pillarmen are vampires.

Those are all the exact same things that a vampire can do.

>Because he wants to, not because he needs to. Can feed on any living thing by literally just draining the life out of them
So just like a vampire? Because vampires have to FEED on other LIVING THINGS to live.

>Just like a billion other fictional beings, not really specific to vampires
Beyond gods, vampires are the most well-known immortals.


>Nah, when exposed to sunlight he can just turn to stone and he's fine, and later he's totally immune to harm from the sun
A difference in vulnerability doesn't a vampire unmake.


Pillarmen are vampires, cry more.

This vampire has a fat ass

Pillarmen are not vampires.
>Drinks blood
So do ticks, scabies, lions, and a specific species of Finch. Blood is nutrient rich and a source of hydration, and any carnivore that can stomach it does so.
>Immortality
Jellyfish are biologically immortal.
>killed by sunlight
This isn't actually a vampire thing anyway. Prior to Nosferatu, vampires were strongest at night, but had no trouble whatever walking around in daylight. Hardy deep-sea organisms struggle with direct sunlight, as do many blood-drinking parasitic organisms.

Can't believe Zone did a full fucking 15 minute Ghostbusters flash but only a loop of Mavis

Which speaks quite well for Hellsing as a whole.

You have your own containment board, buddy.

I meant Wanda.

Except they are considered so by the creator. Stay wrong, kiddo

Hey, vampires need to breed becaus humans orders Exterminatus on their races multiple times.

Maybe she's not really Zone's taste. It's not like all goth girls are the same, right?

Like how a lot of black dudes are called Chris?
Sounds legit.

She and her family can do the bat, mist, mind control, telekinesis

Quite. If only Hirano cared more about worldbuilding.

You guys put way too much faith in Zone. He's on his own fucking program when it comes to fetishes and which character to animate

They remembered that running water kills vampires, right...?

kek. Ya right. She has like a 28" waist and her awesome butt isn't that much bigger.

Zone has Kylie Griffin fanart going all the way back to before the site launched. She's clearly one of that artist's personal favourites, explaining the inordinate amount of effort that went into her eventual full-flash treatment.

vampires have way too many weaknesses

You do realize there isn't size for asses to be considered fat like breasts, right? It's fat for her.

Didn't she have thicker hips in the 1st movie

don't think so

Still has that svelte figure.