Open up Sup Forumsly, this is a raid!

Open up Sup Forumsly, this is a raid!

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>you will never eat a Banana Kaboom

Not with that attitude.

Oh shit hide the "stuff"

It's a banana sundae, why would you never be able to eat it?

It NEEDS the cordite. The smell of gunfire allows him to slip back to when he executed thirty seven Cartel thugs behind a Waffle House in southern California.

Can I hide in your "stuff"?

I know you're out there, Beer Baron, and I will find you.

Fuck no, lets bribe him with the stuff! Nobody can resist it for long!

Hey, I was reading that! And I was lurking there!

It's the Feds, they're on to us. Get him back to Sea World!

Oooooh, you mean up "open up" as in open the front door! Let me put my pants back on. This is very embarrassing.

Why'd he have a badge in his mouth?

No you won't!

Never heard of a cop eating a donut..?

Yes, I will.

Send him back to mama, boys.

won't

Well, alright; I've never really felt like I've ever been the success my parents hoped I would be.

Oh dear god boys, we gotta flip the board! Quick Tumblrize!

Something something, I hate my self and white people because that's what I'm told progression is

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Remember those baby turtles and alligators may seem cute now, but they grow up

>If I dun save da wee turtles, who will?

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Well I just have one question. What kind of Tumblr is filled with rambunctious white males and Star Vs. shitposting at one in the morning?

ACH! Save me from da wee turtles! They were too quick fer me!

Um... The best damn tumblr in town!

YEAH!

>Banana Sundae
>Not split
What fucking country are you from?

Officer I can explain/