Riverdale Thread - Wrench Wench Betty

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Tonight's episode are three intersecting spooky stories. They begin with the Black Hood telling Riverdale's citizens not to commit any sins for a day, or he'll start killing everyone, not just the real bad sinners like Ms. Grundy or the Sugarman.

>Archie & Jughead

Penny Peabody tells Jughead that FP got jumped by the Ghoulies in prison and convinces him to make a drug drop in Greendale so she can use his cut to work for an early parole for FP. Archie drives him there, but they get a flat tire on the way and Jughead hitches a ride with a creepy hunter (played by Tony Todd) who supports the Black Hood and tries to ditch Jughead and steal the drugs. Archie saves him and they make the drop, but it turns out that FP never got jumped. Penny forces Jughead to keep being her drug runner by threatening to send footage of Archie and him moving the drugs to Sheriff Keller. She's doing it because FP "broke his promise" years ago. Also Jughead has definitely fucked Betty.

>Josie

Cheryl is helping Josie launch a solo career, which causes the Pussycats to cut ties with Josie. Josie begins getting creepy letters from a secret admirer. Chuck Clayton later asks her out and says he's reformed. They have a good time, but her mom finds out about it and reveals she's getting threatening letters. Josie later gets a pig's heart and Cheryl convinces her that Chuck is responsible. Chuck gets suspended, but it turns out Cheryl is behind everything. She's obsessed with Josie now and planned it so neither the Pussycats nor Chuck could take Josie away from her.

>Betty & Veronica

Betty finds out Sheriff Keller has been sneaking out at night and becomes convinced that he's the Black Hood. Veronica thinks he's just having an affair. They follow him and find out Veronica is right and that Keller is fucking Josie's mom, the Mayor.

Episode ends with the Black Hood announcing that they all failed his test and are all targets now.

...

Here we go

Okay let's do this.

What's with this intro?

have betty and jughead fucked yet?

Getting experimental right off the bat? I can dig it

I don't even know any more

>transportation adviser
lol this chick

Did FP get prison raped?

wait betty died?

>Triple Z

>Archie wants him and Jughead to live together alone in an apartment.

TONY TODD!

Oh shit don't get in the car with Zoom Jughead

The Candyman!

>Candyman think Archie looks like Jason Blossom

...

Riverdale is based off the Archie comics. It's Sup Forums related.

They should not have split up.

>cgi deer
lol

Is this the Sugarman? I missed the last 2 eps

Was that a fucking zombie deer

>based off the Archie comics

>Weird magic deer leading Archie to Greenvale

*Its

sugarman was jughead's teacher
though the candyman would have been fitting now that I think of it

Tony Todd you asshole.

Who the fuck is this

>tfw you watched enough CW to know that the deer was reused animation from THE 100.

For real?

He's obviously the Reaper and killed that family for reasons.

The lighting in this show is, for the lack of a better word, kino as fuck

knew it, dad is fine

sabrina the tenage witch

>having fp on for one fucking line of dialogue

Cinematography?

I mean the cinematography is great, at least for a CW show, very eerie.

It's the janitor!

Nope. Red herring.

Whitney died a cokehead Josie

All the best musicians die of drug related problems.

Bon Jovi is still around

...or is he?

If that's how you're going to react I'm not surprised she didn't tell you.

>Chuck is a Sup Forumsmrade

Last time I checked, yeah

>This damage control

When was the last time you checked?

Really? That deer from the pilot was so bad

So they’re trying to redeem Chuck?

chuck getting framed

i wonder if the old white poor person did it

CHERYL WTF

THEORY ABOUT CHERYL BEING A WITCH CONFIRMED?

>cheryl going full yandere

i absolutely love it

/u/ claims another victim

Witch? No, her being a crazy bitch? That has been confirmed quite a while ago and she just continues to confirm it

veronica is so great she makes betty tolerable

lol veronica

What a nerd.

THIS IS HOW A PORNO STARTS

>SUPER HARD
Veronica pls

STOP HITTING ON MY DAD VERONICA

Stop hitting on him! Well that's just awkward.

Veronica is definitely getting that D

[Funky music intensifies]

>be sheriff
>super easy to find backup key to home
wat

should I watch riverdale? is it super pc sjw or just a good regular show?

Maybe there's multiple Black Hoods.

>is it super pc sjw

Sounds like you're a little too easily triggered for television.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD

A good regular show. I think it’s hardly SJW besides scenes about men objectifying women which is kind of a plot point for one character in season one, and an interrupted rape scene.

quiet, faggot

it'd be funny if keller and hal were both black hoods

SHUT IT!

How is Earth-100 doing?

goddamn keller I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD DAD

This has been a pretty good episode

>is it super pc sjw
why are the alt-right as easily triggered as sjws

Was the Black Hood right?

WHAT IS CHERYL'S ENDGAME?

What are the odds of all these characters having plot-relevant conversations at the diner at the same time?

EATING JOSIE'S ASS

Pops why is the lighting in your diner so awful?

>That preview
Cheryl already partaking in that chocolate booty?

Svenson and his not accent.

Did not do anything

Oh hey, Humble Bundle is doing a Riverdale comic sale
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La-la-la-la-labia, baby.

Man what a crummy turnout for the return. Did people not know?

No snaps this week. Enjoy you sanity restored.

It's the normal amount we got nowadays. It's fine, makes for a comfy thread

But it really developes into a lot of repeats of what a character said or a "Hey its the person from the comics".
I'm always an hour late for this crappy good show and by the time I want to talk the thread's dead. I mean look at the Crossover thread. Their still talking about episode 1.

>I'm always an hour late for this crappy good show and by the time I want to talk the thread's dead. I mean look at the Crossover thread. Their still talking about episode 1.
They're still trying to pretend their shows didn't go to shit two years ago though

Crisis on Earth X is a pretty big event, so it stands that people are still talking about it or catching up. Hell, I'm still posting in those threads.
Riverdale is more like Gotham or rather Lucifer at this point. Still Sup Forums based, but taking a life of its own. As a result, we get less casual viewers, but in exchange, less shitposters.

>going to Sup Forums for Riverdale
>not the comfy Sup Forums thread full of waifus
Sup Forums a shit

Is the Sup Forums thread still complaining about the show's (((creators))) and how it's a conspiracy to make people gay?

No, it's just a waifu dump and elaborate ploys to get Lili to fall in love with them

Great episode. Endless references with this show.