Leave Thanos to me.
Leave Thanos to me
whelp, this board will make me permanently think of other stuff whenever I see an OHttMU, I can say that much
Just because you took a pause from Namorfagging doesn't mean we want you back.
Reminder that Namor is a terrible one-note character with zero character development in all his story that only serves as a tool for soap-opera drama since Marvel female characters cannot resist a dumb mass murderer trying to kill their relatives.
If you like him, you can't shit talk any fictional character.
Leave Darkseid to me.
Reminder that Namor is a fantastic three-dimensional character with decades of character development over 75 years who improves any story he's in since Marvel writers know he's a fan favorite who also makes great eye candy.
If you don't like him, you're an anally devastated obsessive shitposter.
Name 5 Namor classics.
Namor Begins
Namor Returns
Namor: The Revenge
Namor: The Quest for Peace
Namor Reloaded
You forgot "Saving Private Namor".
Namor
Namor: Age of Ultron
Namor: Infinity War
Namor: Homecoming
Namor: The Winter Soldier
Namor: Dawn of Justice
Namor: Civil War
Namor of Steel
>not Shaving Namor's Privates
Motion Picture Funnies Weekly
Marvel Comics #1
Marvel Mystery Comics #2
Marvel Mystery Comics #3
Marvel Mystery Comics #4
What are the names of the stories.
Classic stories have titles.
Name 5.
"Can't Rape the Willing - A Namorfag/Namor Story"
"Namorfag cries for 24 pages, a Novel-Size Shocker"
"I Really Wish Namor Were Real and in Love With Me: The Namorfag Account"
"The Sub-Mariner Goes to War"
"Namorfag's Wet Dreams feat. Namor"
I laughed.
>"Atlantean Man Pounds Namorfag Billionaire Ass"
>"Pounded in the Butt by Namor" by Namorfag
>"Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by Namor'" by Namorfag
>"Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by Namor''" by Namorfag
Haven't you realized yet?
When it comes to Namor shitposting,
Na-less is Na-mor.
Go home to your slut wife and disgusting mutie son, Richards.
Go back to your gay pride float namor
"15,750 Psi of Yandere"
"Sunken Deeper than Atlantas, Mu or Lemuria: The Story of Namor's Cock and My Ass"
These threads have really made me appreciate Namor to be honest.
What do you like about Namor? The well-written drama?
Name your 5 favorite Namor stories.
What's this? A thread about loosely about Namor? My storytime about Namor will help with that.
From the near distant future of 1984, this is the four issue mini Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner.
Feel free to continue posting whatever.
He's just this guy, you know? He's cool.
Namor fights with his eyes closed or he's pulling a Captain Marvel.
Good thing Atlanteans don't have a PETA, they'd be all over this.
Would you say that to the families of all innocent civilians he has killed because he was throwing a tantrum?
Women want him. men want to be him.
Well, considering they're not real, sure.
Much appreciated user
Namor also isn't real, therefore he can't be a "cool guy".
For those that remember you'll notice Namor's trident is no longer as silly looking.
Yeah, he can. It's called a character trait, my illiterate friend.
I mean, are they asking me? Give me a description of the scenario.
That's a different user, user.
Not how it works Namorfag.
Namor is apparently super bored.
possibly true fact, only one person has ever died from Namor's invasions of New York. And he didn't even need super-math to do it.
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I love his goofy ass costume jewelry crown.
I always like it when an underwater people's craft are bit fish-like
OP here. I'm not namorfag, just thought it'd be funny(and we did get some funny posts). Thanks for some good stuff, user
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>possibly true fact, only one person has ever died from Namor's invasions of New York.
Wrong. Can I post a proof that people died due to Namor's invasions?
time for a history lesson
Always happy to help
Get your fake news out of here.
Swanky duds for Namor
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Sorry for interrupting the storytime.
Steve Rogers is really a hypocrite if he shields Namor from justice. And Sue is no better than the women that love Charles Manson.
Namor spots a blonde, watch out
Is it actually Namor's, and not Krang's, Attuma's, Byrrah's, or one of the several other atlantean usurpers surface invasions?
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>nb4 namorfag brings up when his body was possessed by the phoenix force
No, it was Namor Literally no better than Osama Bin Laden.
Still grieving the lady dorma, aw
That is a nice monster design, right and freaky.
If you want to be taken seriously under the sea, you can't wear pants. That's a rule.
>I mean, are they asking me? Give me a description of the scenario.
Imagine that a serial killer killed dozens of people.
You are pretty much going to their family houses and saying "That serial killer that killed your daughter is pretty cool".
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Did he kill them all in a speedo with his bare hands? Because that IS pretty cool.
Namor is the one who toots.
there's no reason Black Panther can succeed but not Namor
I feel the STUPF is unneeded, but it is not unappreciated.
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dun Dun DUN
What are your 5 favorite Namor stories?
Black Panther is capable of doing more than screaming "Imperius Rex!" and his stories aren't cringy soap-opera.
Namor is so much of a retard that writers gave an "scientific" explanation for his one-dimensional personality.
Just imagine, being a character so shit that writers have to explain it with science.
The villain has a way cooler design. Like a knight meets kamen rider with an aquatic twist.
I already said "Namor's just some guy, you know". I don't have favourite Namor stories, your threads about him have just really made me think it's important he exists. I'm a fan.
>his stories aren't cringy soap-opera
You may have chosen the wrong hobby.
Namor's cape is fuzzier than I remember, but I still feel he should wear it more often. Helps him be a bit more regal
Why does Namorfag assume everyone who doesn't hate Namor must be some kind of hardcore Namor fan with a list of favorite stories?
Always good to see some Atlanteans remember they can swim
Why it's important he exists if he hasn't good stories to tell?
>You may have chosen the wrong hobby.
Nah, the books I read aren't cringy soap-opera. I'm not a Namor fan.
good ol' cousin Dara, shooting straight from the hip
Wait, people don't have favourite Namor stories!?
>Wait, people don't have favourite Namor stories!?
Namor doesn't have good stories to begin with.
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right in the princely pride
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In which Namor learns the importance of reading.
If you don't hate Namor then name five of his albums!
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Storm of Atlantis
Dorma's Despair
Marina Metal Madness
Fantastic Fen
Die Llyra Die
Turns out not everyone loves Namor
Why do they have PAPER underwater?
C'mon, isn't Marvel realistic?
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Hunky Dory
Breakfast in America
The Traveling Wilburies, Vol 3
Red Headed Stranger
Infidels
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Flashback to Mackenzie's crazy homeless guy years.
>Turns out not everyone loves Namor
It tends to happen with dumb, violent, immature monarchs.
Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
almost like a crown of something thorny
Namor on Namor violence solves nothing
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no not the jellyfish, not the jellyfish aaaaah!
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same thing could be said about Doom.
>not picking Sunken Treasures or Wolves of the Rock Pool
Haha, Namor beat a wee child!
This is /d/ as hell.
namor is the best at what he does, and what he does isn't very nice.
Beserker barrage!
Okay. Did I say something about Doom? I'm talking about Namor's awfulness.
What is with atlanteans and horns? do they even work underwater?