House of Ideas... WWH II in March by Pak and Barbieri

Stop, Marvel!

news.marvel.com/comics/81479/world-war-hulk-ii-smashback/

I imagine this is all a situation like early 90's Marvel after the X-Men and collector explosion.

Dumbfuck execs go "you have to increase sales every year or else you're fired", so editorial scrambles to push more and more gimmicks. Which would be why Alonso was fired after sales were down this year.

Moviefag pandering has proven to be easy money with Civil War II.

>CB 'Akira Toriyama' Cebulski gets sworn in as e-i-c
>Very next day asian-main chatacer focused event is announced

so when is Secret Wars II co...
oh, never mind

kek that'd be as silly as a second Civil War...

Next up, SECRET INVASION II!

I was going to be mad, but then all the anger just petered out into apathy.

So... Secret Invasion II with Captain Marvel movie premiere or it will be another Kree/Skrull war??

Not before AvX II

*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

Seriously though what the fuck happened to Marvel?

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That's probably true if Disney really does buy out Fox

House of Ideas, but we never said they are good ideas

At least Pak is writing.

>We're not even thinking about events for 18 months
*2 months later*

More like “House of Creative Bankruptcy”, am I right?

I mean is anyone actually surprised?

Amadeus is on Sakaar right now and doing a Mad Max/Planet Hulk mash up

Pak's Hulk has been terrible though. Plus the first event was garbage I see no reason to think this is going to be any different.

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Yeah remember when they produced such masterpieces as this

I dunno. I've always enjoyed his Hulk to some extent.

Whatever happened to Skaar and the rest of the Warbound?

Well, they're already redoing Planet Hulk with Cho, so it only makes sense to follow it up with a rehash of WWH. Bigger question is will Herc play Cho's original "he's a good boy, Hulk's super math means he dindunuffin" part this time around.

>Shitty events out the ass
>JEAAAAN returning but not Cyclops
>Slott STILL on Spider-Man
What the fuck, Bendis leaving was supposed to make things better

>Will The Black Panther, the Champions, and Alpha Flight be enough to curb the monster unchained?

Jesus.. I really fucking laughed out loud...

Bruce left them a ship to get back to Sakaar in his Will

Amadeus got there first I guess?

>DC unveils Damage, their Answer to the Hulk being gone for so long
>Marvel execs freak out and scrawl WORLD WAR HULK 2 on whiteboard
You just know that's not what happened but it would be funny if it was

Why not both?!

>Plus the first event was garbage I see no reason to think this is going to be any different.

It had some good parts to it.

>GO BE INVINCIBLE IN NEW JERSEY!

>MFW

This is still Alonso fault, i dont think he could had stopped it.

>coming in Iron Man #600
>Armor Wars II
>shit, we already did that...
>ARMOR WARS III

The sad part is retrospectively that's probably more entertaining to read than a lot of Marvel comics from the last two years.

No but i remember when they produced masterpieces such as this

>TFW DC does their version FF, Hulk, Punisher, Spider-man, etc. a la Metal spin off books better than Marvel's original characters.

The absolute state of Marvel.

So who will job to Hulk now?

>Will The Black Panther, the Champions, and Alpha Flight be enough to curb the monster unchained?
Really? Champions and Allha Flight? Really? Those are your go-to-defenders.

He means the Hulk's son, Skar, probably.

I liked it as a story of a wronged man going nuts on a sperg rage, only to found he was wronged even more and wronged others himself.
But the resolution was shit and no one learned anything out of that whole endeavor.

muh nigga

Yes, I meant Bruce's kid with Ceira or what's her name

And then they tore it all down for this masterpiece, and the main Avengers book was never good again.

They need to promote Black Panther... but Champions and Carol Corps... I mean, Alpha Flight, kek!

Bruce Banner, obviously.

Black Bolt (the real one) will probably get his commeuppance this time and hold his own.

Vulcan maybe? I don't know, i haven't keep up with Marvel in a while, I ignore if he's back or what.

I can tell you one thing, Ryry Williams will device a plan to defeat him.

I don't know. I absolutely despise Bendis but that book had its ups and downs. When Clint became Ronin was mostly not terrible.

>I can tell you one thing, Moon Girl will device a plan to defeat him.
Fixed!

That face reminds me of some WW2 Anti Japanese cartoon.

>HULK SMASH RITTLE HEROHS NOW!!!

>The Black Panther, the Champions, and Alpha Flight be enough

ah so Carol and T'challa will get their asses kicked while Kamala uses talk no jutsu like Cho did Bruce in the first one?

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>TFW it's written by Bendis and doesn't suck

The decades result of a penny pinching billionare cheapass.

And that's what I answered

Skaar was at Bruce's funeral and the Warbound pledged themselves to him. Bruce left them a spaceship to take them back to Sakaar if they ever wanted it.

And we haven't seen them since.

What the fuck.
World War Hulks might have sucked, but at least it made Bruce take responsiblity as a father.
This just sounds like a giant spit in the face.
What happened to Lyra or that future SheHulk made from Bruce's DNA

Sound more like the Champion aka Team Woke will be filling Herc’s role.

I wonder if Pak will bring back the Renegades or Agents of Atlas to deal with WWCho?

I wish Delphyne would come back

To be fair Bruce was turned into Doc Green who did not want to be a father to Skaar, going so far as to depower him

And then after Secret Wars Bruce was depowered

Death of X II when?

So how will they bring back Bruce?

Last we saw of her Lyra was with her mother in Wierdworld. Haven’t seen either since the last issue of Squadron Supreme though

I'd be really interested in Revival of X.

With Charles and Scott coming back.

Didn't The Hand already bring him back?

I thought that was as a zombie and then they cremated him.

>This
>Civil War II
>Enemy of the State II
>Old Man Logan
What nadir of quality you have to hit to start pandering pandering to nostalgia for shit written barely ten years ago?

both stories written by Greg Pak.
so either his editors shot down Skaar and the WarBound or he didn't want to use them for this.

Once again, Marvel learns the wrong lesson from DC with Rebirth and Legacy

>House of Ideas...

Just not original ones.

I’ll forgive Black Panther. He’s a big character with technology. Champions? I mean, they have an emotional connection to Cho I guess. They are his friends. Alpha Flight aka Carol Corps? Are you kidding me?!!! You’d be better off using the Avengers (y’know, that team with Hercules).

well if hes coming from space, Alpha Flight would be the first line of defense since they're essentially SWORD now.

Now I'm actually worried in a couple of years we could get Death of Wolverine 2 Featuring Laura

we can get Death of Wolverine 2 with Laura, Death of Wolverine 3 with Old Man Logan, AND Death of Wolverine 4 featuring the returned OG Logan.

y'all are looking forward to Secret Wars 4 right?

wait fuck, they already did Secret Wars 4.

When?

MALEL NOUH

Jesus they're fucking desperate. In a way can't blame them after SE, Generations and Legacy flopped hard.

Most of the current (non moviefag) readers got into Marvel around 2004-2005

So they grew up with bad Marvel books.

Correct

Black Panther has been a regular in the book so it makes sense

> House of M 2.
> Onslaught Saga 2.
> AXIS 2.
> Thanos Quest 2.
> Infinity Gauntlet 2.
> One More Day 2.

WE'RE IN THE MONEY.

>Onslaught Saga 2.
oh user

>>Enemy of the State II

They couldn't even do that right. They wussed out of having Laura kill people and instead had her clone do the job. Compared with Logan who killed shitloads of people in that arc.

Who is the girl with glasses?

the original 80s series, the sequel, that awkward mini Bendis did, and then Hickman's.

>Replace a character
>Re-do past storylines with it

It did not work for the Falcon.

Oh yeah, it's true. Ty

2015. They had Secret Wars and Secret Wars II back in the 80s. Another Secret War in the 2000s where they went under cover and attacked Latveria for some reason. And finally a 4th Secret Wars from two years ago where they shoved Ultimate characters into the mainline and wasted a year of every ones time.

Rebecca "Bucky" Barnes.

>Bucky
Did she and Cap...?

They specified no line wide crossovers as 'events'
stories with crossovers will still be happening regularly.

shes like 15

Yfw it's real

>Yes, and...?.jpg

>Old Man Logan

Don't forget the upcoming Old Man Hawkeye

>> Infinity Gauntlet 2.

They're already doing that, it's gonna start in the Guardians book.

wait wat

Anyway we can get Pak on Superman again?

>> Infinity Gauntlet 2.

Wasn't that technically the Infinity War miniseries back in the 90's?

CIVIL WAR 3

I'd take him in Action over Jurgens.

plus factor in the Secret Wars mini-series?
We should be up to Infinity Gauntlet 3?

Civil War 2 was technically Civil War 3

>One More Day
>not Two More Days