Ok Sup Forums, Seduce me

Ok Sup Forums, Seduce me

What? No.

SEDUCE ME !!!

No way, that's gay

If this doesn’t work, I don’t know what will

I have access to semi-legal medication which will take care of zis. I need not to seduce you to get what I want

*sigh* OK

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Alrighty then

K

Heeeeyyyy there good lookin', I have a bucket of chicken

Got a bucket a' chicken.

I would, but there's one problem buddy.
Yore
Ugleh

source please.

Later.

based ugleh poster

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Tink seems like she would be into E

Grabbed this from another thread. Does this make you the least bit warm?

What did he mean by this?

What’s “E”?

NOTICE ME!

erecting my penis into her vagoo

Heaven must be missing an angel...
Because here I am.

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Jesus alright, alright! I'll give it a go.

I roll to seduce I guess

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Omelette du fromage.

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HON HON HON *UNZIPS BAGUETTE* SLAP MY ASS

more

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Wanna have sexual congress with me?

got a bucket o chicken

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well, this thread was fun while it lasted.

Not violent enough.

This incest now.

/thread