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FrostIron is popular, so just do the straight version of it.

Canon-wise, Hans is the Patrician choice.

shes so perfect

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Spider-Man

>Unzips dick

She isn't a Norse God though....

Don't worry, Disney will get her some handsome boy

>Canon-wise, Hans is the Patrician choice.
Yeah boy!

See above- they already got one lined up for her.

Cassandra from Tangled

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Can you explain helsa (or whatever the ship name is) to me? I really like how it looks, but I still don't see any reason for it to happen. Seems like a crackship. Elsa x Olaf makes more sense

me

Finn from Star Wars

Me.

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>Elsa can't be straight because the Progressive crowd would literally never stop screeching about it
>Elsa can't be gay because the Soccer Moms that allow this franchise to print money would stop participating
It must be horrible to have a character get so popular that any change could invite controversy

Hans originally intended on marrying Elsa. He shows far more interest in Elsa than Anna even during his engagement.

Hans was the only person to calm Elsa out of her rage. Anna only exacerbated the drama.

Hans will likely be redeemed in the sequel. His voice actor hinted at it in an older interview.

Progressives screeched about how there was no brown people. They, like a Jewish mother, always find fault in everything.

>It's sexy
Also Hans "I was secretly evil all along" plot twist was done half assed where all his actions up to taunting Anna over her death cpuld be viewed in a more ambiguous light.

>give Elsa a boyfriend or girlfriend that isn't.

REEEEEE

t. Japanese otaku

Don't need. Her sister and herself already want viking D.

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Retcon that the Trolls song was them abusing magic to affect Hans’ heart to make him far more evil, for their fixer upper stuff. Like he was probably just going for the crown, but regicide being hidden until the last minute seems weird. And they’re all like ‘but we knew you shouldn’t marry someone you barely knew, we had to do something’ and it explores the other side of the coin, of pragmatics overriding agency.

They can explore the magic’s origin, such as Elsa’s power origin and all, with a proper Snow Queen farther north in a different town that rejected her. So they have to work on the magic and how it’s warped him, and the sisters, and explore Elsa’s power growing and the responsibility to its control. Build up Hans and Elsa having to work that together to help the kingdom, Olaf excited for another road-trip as the tension relief, Hans all snappy and bitter from being dragged through the mud by her and ignoring the signs, Elsa barely going full Mr. Freeze on him, and eventually growing to help each other and returning as friends.

Granted this is just me rambling three minutes, not a concrete idea.

>Sup Forums can never stop screeching about how imaginary people won't like something

I would fuck the shit out of her

ma'dick is ready!

Even his cruelty towards Anna could be interpreted in multiple ways. Anna made him feel like an ass. He still didn't use violence against her. He basically just said fuck you more eloquently & effectively.

By the way, did he really lock the door to the parlor? Anna wasn't even using the handle right & Olaf got in with his carrot nose?

>showed more interest in elsa
Because she's the queen so he had to figure out how to be rid of her?
>calmed her rage
By manipulating her? Making her grieve for her sister?

Not trying to shit on helsa, but these are dull reasons

The sexy aspect is true, the whole "fire against ice" is an interesting dynamic.

Still, crackship it is.

>Hans gets fire powers
>the hot and the cold are just so intense put em together it just makes sense!

Anna isn't a lover she is a cum dump

But she has a perfect one already.

You dumbass he already loves someone else.

for Elsa

>showed more interest in elsa
In pic attached, Hans's face lightens up when talking about her.

At the coronation ball, he wanted to look at Elsa far more than watch Anna gush about their nuptials.

I was referring to Elsa nearly killing the guards at her ice palace.

>Because she's the queen so he had to figure out how to be rid of her?
Getting rid of Elsa doesn't make sense. A dead Queen would cause Chaos and Hans being a foreign power would be the prime suspect.

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Okay, that's cute.

>By manipulating her?
But why? At tgis point of the Movie Hans is already effectively King as all the nobles and foreign dignitaries so why go after Anna and Elsa?
>to tie up loose ends you might say
But then why Stop those mercenaries from Killing Elsa? Nobody else is around and Hans could always point the finger at Duke of weselton as those mercenaries have nothing to do with Hans.

>why Stop those mercenaries
Because at that point, he wasn't revealed to be the villain yet. The movie kinda cheats in that regard. It's not a very good twist.

That’s why Troll Magic fucking him up could be the out
>So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper
>That’s a minor thing
>Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement
>And by the way I don’t see no ring!
>So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper
>Her brain’s a bit betwixt
>Get the fiancé out of the way and
>The whole thing will be fixed
It could also explore Ann going ‘shit do I really like Kristoff or is that magic too’ as the B-Plot.

Now of course this doesn't mean anythong in regard to if Helsa makes sense or not but it does point to the problem with Hans where he doesn't work as the villain.

>Retcon that the Trolls song was them abusing magic to affect Hans’ heart to make him far more evil

go away matpatt, love your work but go away.

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Wait he did something on this too?

But the troll song was imnediately before the ice palace siege.

Anna just wanted a boyfriend. She doesn't think any deeper than her loins.

revenge fuck

It's really shit writing, though they could retcon an explanation saying Hans didn't want Elsa to die as a murderer. He was fine with subduing her & having her die thinking she killed her sister, but Elsa did snub him in the dungeon (she never asked if he or Arendelle was okay).

>SJW reactionaries
>Hugh and mighty soccer mom
>not real

Are you blind, deaf, and dumb? If you’ve spend any appreciable time on this site you know that the former exists without question. And if you’ve ever been around kids who are in the age range for this movie, you know most of their moms are soccer moms.

What’s wrong with sundown?

1 She doesn't feel cold from ice and snow.
2 She can create humanlike creatures of any size.

Why would she even bother with living partner if she's able to create sentient sex toys?

>you’ve spend any appreciable time on this site
this site is not the real world.

youtube.com/watch?v=rc6NgT_6jGE

it's not helsa but he obnoxiously talk about Han's action.

Helsa has no more sense than Shan Yu/Mulan. Hans will not be redeemed because he shown no redeemable qualities.

For the same reason people get in relationships even if the gal doesn't have DD-Cups and the guy a 9" dick. They enjoy companionship and each other's presence. A sex toy can't give you that.

The cold never bothered her anyway.

>Hans will not be redeemed because he shown no redeemable qualities.
He helped the people of Arrendelle.

He would helped them better if killed himself.

It's time for a Disney princess / MCU crossover.

somebody really hate hans

Sex toys of normal persons can't talk, or sing at own will.
She created Olaf with a single random gesture. And he's not just a thing or a toy.
With more time and effort she could materialize a boy of her dreams with proper body and mind.

Hans stopped Elsa from committing murder. He's the only one who stepped up & took care of Arendelle while the royals were out playing hide & seek. The guy's a fucking horse whisperer.

But a man of her own design will not challenge her or make her feel more than pleasure. Passion comes with all emotions, not just joy.

It'd still not be a real person though. It'd be a creation. If you could build the perfect sexbot right now, would you? Probably. But it still wouldn't be the same as another real, human being.

Only men alowed to create artificial women and love them. Because men are natural born thinkers and artists.
Women have to pick a random guy next door, because that's how patriarchy works.

Hans apology is based on the fact that he is a handsome white guy who tried to kill women. So misogynist Sup Forums likes it and it likes villains also. If you genderswap Elsa and Hans literally no one would support femHans. Everyone would be excited about subversion of canonical Disney "rebellious princess flee from dumb restricted parental figures to jump on the cock of the first stranger she met" trope.

Olaf seems fully sentient. She can't just make a less goofy version of him?

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> If you genderswap Elsa and Hans literally no one would support femHans.
Uh, actually that would make it ten times stronger on Sup Forums.

If femHans would have been pretty. No one would support some manipulative ugly old hag.

He is perfect for her already.

>rebellious princess flee from dumb restricted parental figures to jump on the cock of the first stranger she met
Who are you even talking about?

A genderswapped Helsa would be even hotter. A princess who fucks over the prince for power? That's actual girl power there.

Dicks

Aurora, Ariel, Jasmine, Rapunzel, & especially Anna.

And if Hans was ugly no one would like Helsa. Welcome to the real world, sugartits.

Same applies to Elsa. Elsa wouldn't have been a commercial juggernaut if she stayed a villainess with dark, short, spiky hair.

suprised it wasnt the first post teebeeahc

Ignore her. She’s a sandy vagened lesbian who needs bitch lasagna.

In other threads anons usually wondered how can Hans so easily won trust of nobility by sharing (even not his) some blankets. It is really stupid.

I feel like only 12 year old girls approve this ship

>Doesn't approve of Jelsa

Jelsa actually has the best art and fanfics objectively

Jack finding out that Man on the Moon doomed poor Elsa to be Jack's Ice Queen is quite a compelling narrative and makes their eventual romance all the more satisfying.

Everyone who thinks Hans has to be with Elsa should be tortured for eternity.

Who cares about the movie lel, the porn was mostly good.

Rude.

I can't believe I'm defending the crock of shit that was Frozen's story and characterization, but Anna wasn't rebellious (she's the only one shown attending any official functions) and she had no issues with her parents whatsoever. Her only conflict was that with her retarded, useless, shut-in leech of a sister.

It is. They think the ship is soooo clever because of ice & animation & white hair & sisters, while ignoring compatability, legitimacy, & ages.

>Hans is the Patrician choice
Only if it turns out he was mind controlled in the first movie. Otherwise fuck him.

I was more into the fact that Anna opened her legs with the doors. Anna's too stupid to rebel.

You could also ask how the fuck was Elsa Arendelle's "beloved queen" if nobody's had even seen her for like a decade. Everything about Frozen is dumb and nonsensical as hell.

>He basically just said fuck you more eloquently & effectively
That's a big no-no. Helsa depends entirely on Hans make amends to Anna. Elsa will never start something with anyone who makes her sister uncomfortable.

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He's a freaking ninja!

Hans needs redemption first of course. And Anna needs some fucking development unless she really is retarded.

Rude.

Sorry Olaf, you just aren't human. You're different, & that's okay.

When did Hiccup become Jon Snow?

Do what all the girl power shows do, the love interest is a goofy sidekick that get saved by the girl. I call it pull Ron stoppable

>sundown
Pic is the first thing that came to mind

As much as I enjoy Ron Stoppables, I would rather have Elsa with a partner with a similar demeanor to hers. She's a respected, reserved figure of grace. People appreciate her for her beauty & strength. She only likes Anna because she's her sister & they shared a childhood together. Elsa may occasionally be lighthearted, but she's not goofy. Goofiness ruins her character. She already has enough goofiness with the rest of the cast, so some seriousness is needed to balance out the dynamic more.

She was the heiress and never pro-actively screwed her subjects just because it was "fun".
A lot of IRL countries wish they could do that well. Read the papers for a quick list of people running nations who shouldn't be.