And what would YOU like for Christmas, Sup Forums?

And what would YOU like for Christmas, Sup Forums?

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i want disney to stop the remake of mulan

For recaptcha to work again.

i want a sandwich

The power to dive into 2d pictures, video, and world's like blues clues

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a boyfriend... or a good DC movie whichever is more realistic

I want to not waste another year of my life.

A fucking us release

season 5

a painless death

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That was a creepy ass skinny Santa

I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a waifu Rainbow Dash one will do

I want them to not cast a feminist like Emma Watson as Belle.

Live action Belle will forever look like shit because as a feminist Emma Watson refused to wear a corset, She didn't even want the dress to look too fancy, because her Belle was going to be a "proactive princess". She also refused to have her hair styled up fancy or have sexy makeup added to her face.

She also wanted her Belle to wear manly brown boots with socks instead of black flats as the animated Belle wears so she could stomp around the set in manly "Ima kick your ass if you look at me the wrong way" boots.
Fuck that bitch.

Go to settings in thread, turn on legacy captcha

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Give Craig McCracken work.

Someone to spend it with

I'll be your goyfr- I mean boyfriend, user

This.

Hasbro making this real reeeee

I want your TICKETS, PLEASE

That only works for replies.

For Slott to stop writing ASM forever, OMD retconned and Peter's powers from The Other storyline to come back

A gun to commit suicide with

Emma Watson is pretty much the epitome of "entitled, oblivious activist socialite activist."

Quick and painless death, not by my own hand.
Also maybe for different companies to see reason to digitally remaster their cartoons like Samurai Jack got.

Yeah, that's what I had to do which is what Google (who provides Captch to this site) wants. Every time you solve one it helps them recognize words from books they have scanned and need to put into text. When enough people type in the same word the word get confirmed to google for free instead of google paying someone to do it.
>tfw you are working for google for free.

I guess the old saying is true. When something is free (aka the use of Sup Forums) you become the product.

These were the last three image captchas I got. I'm hungry for KFC, and McDonalds now, but I don't know why.....oh

Thanks for reminding me of that. My ideal death is dying by a cute girl's hand.

an xbox

A world where the media doesn't twist the truth for their own profit, where corporations are punished for their wrongdoings just as frequently as people do, and the only people who come into power are those who have enough humility to put the world's needs above of their own personal gain.

And for Sup Forums to not fall into the classic us vs. them arguments. Console wars, politics, Coke vs. Pepsi, and so on.

True love is the only real answer

I like the way you think, user.

This.

why not just wish for world peace if you're going to ask the impossible

Just fuck a hooker guys

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Hookers are not legal where I live. Only place state where they are charges $6000 for a 30min fuck. About to lose touch with reality soon.

Jesus Christ $6000?? No matter how hot that price would never be worth it, still gunna need a pic though

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For CN to somehow cancell all their upcoming shit theyve announced for 2018. It all looks like unfunny shit, just cancell it and dump it online and have an entite year where no new shows come out while they instead play reruns of old shows along with current ones, and then spend the rest of the year maknf villainous and other pilots into full fledged shows, and release them in 2019.

Only if I can get powers too because most girls I like are evil and superpowered.

They added makeup to her face user, and i dont think emma watson is the same kind of whiney impotent feminist on tumblr

>No matter how hot
They are not even hot. Mostly just a bunch chubby middle aged woman past their prime. You also have to drive to the middle of the desert to find the ranch or as they call it "The Bunny Ranch". The guy who owns it looks like John Lasseters twin brother. That is the only legal option in the US

>see polar express in theaters
>dont get a chance to devolp an opinion on the film because my parents were offended by the idea that the poor kid didnt get presents and told me to hate it
>find out santas not real a few months later
I always will associate that film with the sinking depression as ive always felt depressed around christmas after i learned he wasnt real. I legit hate the holidays now.

Grow up

>He fell for the "Santa's not real" meme
no wonder your life is so pathetic

do you have a craigslist where you live? those people usually do it for free

>Santa's not real
you're parents have just been hiding the fact that you were a naughty little shithead which is why you haven't been getting presents

Fuck you user, youd feel the same if christmas to you represneted the death of magic wonder and kid like innocence for you.

I feel bad for you man, I'm in England so its legal and theres a ton in my town, actually really hot women and they only charge £60 for 30 mins

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Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin', he's commin' he must
Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust.
Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin' payed
Leadin' the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch

Or just look for an "escort".

World peace is too vague. It could mean a future where only one country exists after killing all the others.

To make fags on tumblr realize that forced diversity in comics is a bad thing because it promotes shit writing and bias hate for anyone who criticizes the writers. While your at it deport gabby rivera so that actually oppressed starving mexican kids can feast on her pasty privledged fat bruja love handles

Official Daisy Red Ryder Range Model 1938 Air Rifle BB Gun. Also an Orphan Annie Secret Society decoder ring.

i want to not be ugly

Your not ugly user, you just stink

>TFW i saw this movie so many times as a kid im sick of it now
I never want to see that cancer again

A better Santa.

I want a fire engine just like the big ones only smaller that has a real hose that squirts real water And I won't do it in the house I'll only do it in the backyard I promise

Can I ask for corporations and bureaucrats to stop coming after net neutrality?

It wont affect us, ISPs are too pussy to actually censor the internet

The reason the doll looks so terrible is because of Emma not wanting it to be essentially barbie-ized

They'll be too pussy not to. What do you think will happen the next time the public cries out to do something about the evil Sup Forums, and they actually have the power to?

Yeah same, I just thought OP pic was the Santa from that

Enough people will fight back, they wouldnt be able to get away with it

this

If you wanna risk getting arrested. We have more female cops who dress up as hookers to make arrests than actual hookers in my area.

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Craigslist was purged years ago. Nothing is free.

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England sounds like a pretty nice place.

I want Sup Forums to leave

I want Green Goblin's serum

>England sounds like a pretty nice place.
You should try watching the news sometime

>free cake
WhAttT?

A Santa that will kick your ass.

Escorts aren't hookers. As long as you never mention sex, you're legally just paying to hang out with someone.

Can I ask for something vaguely sexual that doesn't involve sex?
Like asking a bitch to hit me which is obviously fetishistic but has nothing to do with actual penetration.

Greenlight my cartoon.

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I want Disney to give Wander a 3rd season

Still cheaper than dating
AM I RIGHT FELLAS!?

>As long as you never mention sex, you're legally just paying to hang out with someone.
I don't need to pay to hang out with someone. If she just happens to be a legit escort it's wasted money if she doesn't bring up sex.

I'd save that for when you're face to face. Fucking hell, why can't prostitution just be legalized? Imagine how much safer all this shit would be.

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Someone to say 'I love you, too' ...and the Hey Arnold complete series box set.

LIPS POUT
THE WALLS FALL OUT,
RED ROSE GROWS AS THE WALLS UNFOLD MY LAPSE,
PROLAPSE

impeachment

The cake was a lie.

I wish for a husbondo to read comics and watch cartoons with desu

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>he doesn't know
Blessed soul. I wish I never saw it.

For this fucking child to gain even just one iota more of popularity. I'm legit worried Hasbro will shitcan Hanazuki if she doesn't garner more attention by the end of S2 next year.

A human soul, Santa

>get paid to perform a certain role known to wear a certain outfit
>complain when paid to wear outfit

I am the fore of my head
Fake is my body and edit is my blood
I have created over a thousand films
Unknown to Pitch,
Nor known to Tone.
Have withstood pain to create many dolls
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Belle Works.

I'm a kids entertainer and worked with a Sana yesterday who was like, 120 pounds max.
I looked at him and I thought "What's the fucking point?"

This is when the fighting back happens. If the people let net neutrality go away, that means the perceived consensus is a controlled internet is worth it.

With Hasbro it's never about the show, it's about the toys. Are the Hanazuki product lines selling well among girls? If so, it's safe.

Also, I saw that short in the theater before the MLP movie started, I was kind of shocked at first because I wasn't expecting it (as far as I knew it was just a couple shorts on youtube) but it seemed pretty cute