Gentlemen, How do we kill Sterling Archer?

Gentlemen, How do we kill Sterling Archer?

ants

More like how do we kill barry?

How about instead of killing him we just trap him in a dream coma world forever.

Shut up Archer!

Destroy all the alcohol on the planet. 20 years of hangover catching up with him all at once will kill him instantly

Kill H. Jon Benjamin

I think the last season did that for you

Pull the life support

we run back in time and retcon the entire timeline

Do you guys like this show?

poisoned alcohol

Seasons 1-3 is one of the best shows of the decade.

At first it was okay. Then it was good. And then it became REALLY good. Now it's back to okay

It's pretty great. The show finds a way to keep itself fresh and the adult humor is right in the sweetspot. The earlier episodes had identity problems but it really does get better.

This is pretty accurate. No matter how you feel, quality fluctuates BUT there's no doubt it's generally good.

The show is solid overall, because while the animation does get iffy at first season or so it get better later on with some iffy moments but the writing is great

Not as much as Venture bros, but at least we get more than 2 seasons per decade of Archer.

Yeah I agree. The animation has never been the show's strongest point. I'm not saying it's particular bad or anything,but the show is very dialogue focused and that's where they put a lot of the effort into.

AIDS riddled hookers

It's no Frisky Dingo, but it's pretty good. I guess I'm the contrarian ITT because I preferred seasons 1-4 the most. Subsequent seasons are still good but the show is stretched thin. Still, they do a good job of keeping it as fresh as possible so that it doesn't enter "beating a dead horse" territory.

Can't you just be happy with his perpetual coma Barry

Ship him a crate containing Gin, Vodka, Valium, Amphetamines, and $10,000 in envelope every week for a year. He'll wind up killing himself.

We just have to wait for the ratings to keep falling with every new season

I only ask because I rarely see it discussed here. But you know what they say about this place, they dont talk about the things they enjoy.

That and there's not much to say. It was good and now it's another watchable cartoon.

>I guess I'm the contrarian ITT because I preferred seasons 1-4 the most

It's how you can sniff out the Reddit infiltration here. Everything since 3 (and 4 is just mediocre) has been pure dogshit compared to the first few seasons.

>It's no Frisky Dingo

My negro.

I lost interest when the writers were forced to no longer use ISIS.

Shut the hell up Ted. Killing some unrelated voice actor is not going to help us kill Archer.

Show him a video of you fucking his mother in the arse Barry, that'll either cripple him with vomiting or knock him out long enough for you to finish him off however the hell you like

I had something for this.

more crossover episodes

there's too much shouting

lana
Lana
LANA
LANA!
*inhales*

That should do it Other Barry.

It's alright.

Why not just shoot him? I mean you've had him tied up or been around him so many damn times, it should be ridiculously easy just to shoot him. Come on, Barry.

It's been a while since I've seen the show. Is Barry one of those villains who has a hard time killing his "arch nemesis" simply because he has to create some meaningful/clever/fun/poetic/cathartic way for Sterling to die? What's stopping him from sneaking into his apartment at night and just snapping Sterling's neck?

Barry wants Archer to suffer, just as Archer as made him suffer. He has yet to give Archer permission to die.

Barry, whenever he's featured since becoming a cyborg, is only stopped by plot device/ass pull. Stranding him in space, having him steal Archer's robot bride, or Pam being captain sensible, or Archer finding a gun store that carries military grade explosive shotgun rounds.

That said, in relations to the show, I just want to find out who Archer's dad is already. Mallory's KGB boyfriend implied right before he died that "things were not what they appear" and they heavily implied that Mallory tampered with Archer's memory to erase his only memory of meeting his dad (and instilling within him a lifetime fear of alligators, all because his dad gave him a stuffed alligator doll).

Are they still doing another dream season? I bailed on Archer Dreamland after two episodes and couldn't even make it through the LA Detective season.

The show needs desperately to get back to it's roots. Is there a reason WHY the show couldn't just make the group official CIA agents and shit?

>Are they still doing another dream season?
yes. called archer danger island set in 1939.

and its supposed to end in 2 seasons

I don't think we will ever find out who Archer's dad is. And it would be a grave disappointment if we ever did. They'd probably reveal that he was some bad guy fascist/terrorist type that Mallory fucked and then murdered and cause Archer to go crazy with the fact that his dad was evil and that his mom MURDERED his father as well.

There is going to be a two parter where Archer goes back in time and gets his mother pregnant. It will turn out he was his own father.

Because that was Season 6 and they royally fucked up to the point that they got blacklisted by the CIA.

Get him fucked up on Cobra Whiskey, then hire a gang of Fillipino Lady-boys to smother his face with a pillow when he blacks out?

which is weird because it's really sexy. Guess there's isn't enough loli for Sup Forums

Well, Archer did have a run-in with a rich, underage German chick that wanted to bang him... He was grossed out by the whole thing.

Invite out to Miami, drug his steak au poivre, stuff his unconscious body in the back of a trunk, drive out to the everglades, slather his body in rancid chicken fat and toss him to the gators.

Damn I never thought about it but an episode where Archer makes fun of a Totally Spies' agency would be fun to watch.

Daddy issues are alarmingly common, from what I can tell. It's actually sort of unsettling.

There's no deep lore, the females are to sexually actively to be waifus, and it's not like it's amazing animation- not bad either mind you.

Really there's nothing to discuss outside of when it's on air, and that's okay. The last thing we need is Archer shipper posting. Look what that did to South Park.

To late. Archer already killed itself.

Where have you been Barry? Archer's already dead.;_;

I liked this season best because it didn't rely as much on comedy as it did story.

Booze, booze and more booze.

Like that one Sin city story.

Simple, we burn him at the stake

How come no one has done a Flash edit of him?

>Henry Cavill as Archer
>Nicki Minaj as Lana

Guaranteed Emmy winner right there

>the females are to sexually actively to be waifus
Speak for yourself. Pam is the first fat chick I've ever waifu'd.

She's got a really cute personality. I also was way into her becoming a bad ass.

Same

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>Remember how you lost you're legs?
>It was me Barry

You replace all the booze he has with non alcoholics versions. And wait until the hangover.

That's your answer for literally everything.

>Barry
...
>Barry!
....
>BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRY
WHAT??
>...
>It was me Barry

Holy shit I forgot about that and never put together the alligator mind-wipe connection.

why is she not written into the show again? It has been AT LEAST two years since she said she was 16.
Gotta get that Archer Wilhelm right?

My working theory is that Dads tend to just not handle their daughter's sexuality well, especially when it's first budding and they're most impressionable, which leads to them not clearly defining the difference between sexual love and parental love, and so hornball girls who are raised on basically smut and cosmo never really learn the difference and end up resenting their fathers for ignoring them, causing the fathers to become more weirded out, increasing the strain which exaggerates all negative outcomes.

That or a lot more dads fuck their daughters than I want to believe.

The only difference between father and husband biological roles is sex.

>Egg's woodhouse everyday,
>alcohol 24/7
>mike and vic's
>super rich
I don't think anything other than a bullet can kill him

The running gags become too numerous and kills it for me.

I enjoy it immensely, but it's a show that shouldn't be binged. I feel that two episodes a day works best.

> Archer & Totally Spies crossover
My sides shall venture the vast nothingness of space where no other man-made object has.

>implying he wouldn't fuck her brains out if there was a 100% chance nobody found out

This. It started to rely FAR to heavily on self referential humour. Can a joke after a season or two and only bring it back sparingly if ever after that.

>the real reason archer blindly charges into extreme danger is because he subconsciously knows this and wants to die

Either option frightens me greatly.

MAybe we're overthinking it.
Sup Forums and pornhub shows a possible large amount of male mommy issues as well what with all the "step" mom porn. Hell even gays with daddy issues Isn't it just possible that of course we'd have weird sexual impulses based around our parents. They're both presumably the most important figure of the opposite sex in our lives around the time we're developing our sexuality.

How about just shooting him in the back of the head instead of talking first or kidnapping someone?

>Krieger what are you doing here?
>I green light at Whoop, I've designed the majority of their gadgets. Plus a few they refuse to let into the field due to sanitary and obscenity regulations. This place is practically bankrolling me
>Wow, does this place really pay THAT MUCH better than ISIS?
>Not really, but all the barely illegal fetish sites I'm running do.
>The phrase is barely legal, Kreiger.
>Mmm.....no.

>>The phrase is barely legal, Kreiger.
>>Mmm.....no.

>Krieger exploiting the girls for fetish sites
Damn the whole thing makes too much sense.

Throw a rock at em!

Nah, a couple times he really just went in with a gun just to go shoot him but it does not work out for some reason.

>How do we kill Sterling Archer?

He's in a fucking coma right now Barry, just go to the hospital and pull the plug you bionic faggot.

Where's the fun in that?

>quality rips of TS
fucking where? I cant find any working magnets anywhere

We make the show so terrible that nobody watches the newest season, despite it taking an interesting turn.

Dreamland is fine enough, but they're putting off having to deal with Archer having to deal with a potential situation where he's gonna have to grow up just a little bit by not getting back to reality and they squandered a potential interesting development with Archer having to deal with no Lana by switching to a different dream

Oxymoron, alcohol is already considered to be a poison by the body hence why you suffer effects from it. It's just a mild poison which is fun to use.

In my sister's case she resented him for cheating on my mother and being with another woman and raising her daughter while he was suppose to be working extra hours and the fact that he neglected us a lot because of it.

But we had a talk and I told her how creepy daddy issues can be and I told her he was never going to change and that mom moved on so she should too. I think she did because she's nuch indifferent to our father noe ehen before she would be pissed off and jealous.

Could be also because she's dating someone, it's a younger guy (6 years younger) so I guess she went to the other deep end? But whatever.

How does Sup Forums feel about pacific heat?

I personally like it a lot.
It's a blatant rip off archer that's even more wacky, but it still holds its own. It's a solid effort at being fun and ridiculous. Maddie is best girl.

forgot pic

Give him more to drink. Eventually he'll get liver poisoning. Then you give him more. Then have a smug laugh about how you killed him with the one thing he enjoys the most, that ego wont stroke itself.

>Nicki Minaj as Lana
>fat trashy whore playing fit intelligent woman

Auto erotic asphyxiation

>Egg's woodhouse everyday
to be fair, I think Archer works it off.