Vader and Thanos

If Thanos just used the Death Star all his problems would be solved.

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>live action fags are this stupid.

Would it get Death to want to bone him?

It's a joke cunt.

but muh infinity stones

Lasers can't destroy powerful stones they only make them stronger. Death Star is powered by them after all.

He doesn't care about "destroying the Avengers", they're just in the way while he's collecting his rocks.

Normie "jokes" aren't jokes.

But he'll win already.

>if you want to destroy the Avengers
That's not his goal, really.

Neither are the one's in the MCU but wholes complaining.

And then he'd have to sift through the rubble to get his shiny rocks...

Its normalfag, cunt.

So how long for the inevitable Avengers vs. Star Wars movie now that Disney owns both?

2 years.

You can't expect the casual audience to know anything about Thanos when his only movie appearances so far have been "mean alien sits in chair"

>You can't expect the casual audience to know anything about Thanos when his only movie appearances so far have been "mean alien sits in chair"

They know he wants the infinity stones. He finally gets off his chair after failing to get them complaining that he'll just have to get them himself.

He'd rather just be sitting in his chair.

Oh okay so
>"mean alien sits in chair and then gets up"

They know his goal is to get the stones, not kill the Avengers. He's getting out of his chair to get the stones.

>You can't expect the casual audience to know anything about Thanos
Casual audiences have access to internet searches just like L337 Internet Kidz like yourself.

When they start seeing lower returns for MCU after Avengers 4 and Star Wars has been run into the ground they will cross over and ride the hype wave

In 3 years it'll be an entirely new MCU. Especially with the Fox library.
And they haven't even cracked into Indiana Jones.
Big Hero/Incredibles crossover?
Cameron's 4 Avatar sequels releasing through Fox/Disney?

Seriously, I'm casual as shit but I can hold a conversation about most Marvel Cosmic characters. Years of wikipedia and Comicvine, that's all it took.

"Thanos gonna kill Loki"...

Hmmm...

Loki can just tell Thanos The Other made him lose the scepter:

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> Loki becomes Thanos's new right hand man, having revealed The Other's treachery.

Thus Loki gets to play the scheming double agent.

Wrong link:

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Disney's acquisition of MCU and Star Wars will be milked for a long time to come.

Right now they are still seeing massive returns on their cinematic side of the rights. They are pushing series like Daredevil, Punisher, Agents of Shield, etc... and those while successful financially, are also test runs to see what styles and stories fans like. Years from now if the MCU ever comes to a conclusion they will once again reboot everything, and it wouldn't surprise me if they did it in all out series with their new streaming service.

Star Wars is no different. If the newest iteration movies fail, they still own the rights and will continue to milk it in other ways such as television and series.

Fans of Marvel and Star Wars are in a good place right now, even with failures they will never not have content to enjoy for decades to come.

It is a horrible joke. The image poorly constructed for a 4koma and the punchline lands with all the power of a limp dick against a five-dollar hooker's face. You suck at comedy. Now go back to sucking dicks for five dollars, Carlos Mencia.

>Vader and Thanos are buddies.
Headcanon accepted.

I've long been bothered about the fact that jokes involving Vader and the Death Star always seem to portray him as being positive about it, even though he's only ever voiced a negative opinion about it

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You just can't appreciate the post-ironic intertextuality of this meme. The joke is the fact that these characters are interacting, see: Hey Beter (2017), but not in any meaningful way that produces conventional humor. The joke is, in fact, the deconstruction of intertextuality, not any mundane punchline.

But but marvel was building Thanos up for years! I swear!

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