Give in to Granny

Give in to Granny...

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Um....okay. Is Lashina coming back in here or....?

I never could figure out if Granny Goodness was a man or woman.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch.

But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways

So here's a thought: Does Darkseid care about Granny? Like, hypothetically, if she were in legit trouble, would he show up to give a gal some back up? Even though Darkseid doesn't give a shit about anyone, I feel if there was ever an exception, Granny would be it.

>Literal bondage character
Why was this allowed?

Repented, seen the light and flipped the switch.

Its just donned on me how kinky the sex between Barda and Scott probably is thanks to Granny
Because Jack Kirby wasn't a goddamn pussy

DIE FOR DARKSEID

she's useful. I doubt he'd stick his neck out for her but I can see him sending a parademon regiment or one of his generals to fetch her.

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All the Furies existed for fetishes. It's why in the original run of Miracle Man, they all shacked up with Scott. Kirby was building a harem anime before the Japanese even knew what hit them, but certain cowards at DC were unwilling to let him commit to it.

No. Darkseid uses everyone as a pawn, even his own, no matter what shared interests.

>tfw you will never run off with Lashina.

I honestly had no idea what the fuck was going on during these episodes

What were they fighting for exactly?

D-did ever rape Superman?

She fucked Superman. And almost had his child.

Because Jack Kirby is a boss

How hard did she dom Supes?

My boi Hex

Jack was truly ahead of his time.

JLA? Ep!!??

Mad Harriet and Stompa were sort of all over him in the Apokolips episodes too. Really makes you think.

It's from The Brave and the Bold

Gah, I'm a fucking idiot. Mr. Miracle. Scott Free is Mr. Miracle, not Miracle Man. Have a pic to make up for it, Sup Forums

Not my proudest fap but I'll take it

Sure.

Yes Granny, yes...

>there could be a harem comic about the Furies
this is the worst of timelines

>Reminder that the Furies took a Super dicking
>Reminder that Lashina almost got preg from Superman
>Reminder that Darkseid is a cool dad
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It probably exists somewhere Timm's closet.

>the Furies took a Super dicking
>a Super dicking
>a
They were not unfamiliar with getting Kryptone'd. It may have been the first time they were ALL together though.

What is it about Apokalips? New Genesis folk atleast stick to a theme of looking like futuristic superheroes/magneto wannabes. Darksied’s people are just all over the place. Could this actually be a subtle visial cue about how chaotic the planet is or something?

Its a warning about cultural diversity

The early Apokolips characters all have a pretty strong military or nobility vibe to their clothing, which contrasts with New Genesis' funky peacenik and equality vibes.

You'll never have an indestructible mass to take the magnitude of Stompa crushing. Why even live?

I wonder if Supermans even particularly good. Yeah he has super strength and in DCAU he was built like a mountain, but those don't really equate to good performance. Beside if he goes too hard, he'd literally kill his partner.

>Git it to Granny...
ftfy

So Sup Forums who would you fight for, Apokalips or New Genesis?

If you join New Genesis you're be bros with Bug
If you join Apokalips you get Cake

You've seen the Forever People, right? One of them is a cowboy and another guy is basically a kind version of Kalibak.

Superman was probably the best parter in Apokolipse
Kalibak? Ugly
Steppenwolf? Bitch
Desaad? Pfft
Superman is a walking sex machine,could take hours to have a orgasm,indestructible,super healing,super speed,super strength.Good thing the New Gods can take a beating in their meat,the guy can cause earthquake with his poundings.

New Gods could take it. He's also super fast, has super stamina, super senses (able to locate the parts of the body that provide the most pleasure by checking heartrate, breathing, blood flow, etc) and incredible self control. The first time may be a bit awkward because he'd probably need to experiment a bit, but the sheer focus he could provide on giving an O would be insane.

Well, only anti-life allows me to justify anything, making it the most correct choice, ⊨ Apokolips ∴ Self = Darkseid.

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Post Hooters Granny from Harley movie

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Yes good

>Granny Goodness was a man or woman
yes.

>First Milfseid
>now GILF Goodness?
Oh Sup Forums...

How dare you think JLA had such a shitty artstyle

I can't believe people hate Bruce Timm for this

It's dumb from an in-universe perspective. I'm not saying I wouldn't go to the titty joint where the women dressed up as sexy serial killers and war criminals but we can all agree it's weird.

We talking about Sup Forums GILFs? Because Ma Hunkel gets me rock hard.

She's voiced by Ed Asner...

>"Hey, Superman! Wanna watch a Parademon drive a tiny motorcycle?"

yes ma'am!

Is there more?

christ

Dumb things like that are kind of weird, but IDK there are brothels in the Marvel Universe where chicks dress up like X-Men/Avengers and there's a burger chain that's Batman Villain themed.

Is this the gilf thread

>tfw thicc grannies are your favorite fetish
>no art

No. But we can beg.

Which one has the better pie?

Mind went straight to the gutter, sorry Clark.

t. Scott free

Theres some its just hard to dig through

Please post more. This is all i have.

>Sorry Clark.
I'm not.

It's happened in-comics before. Some people will always be attracted to the "bad-girl/boy" stereotypes

Granny Goodness looks like paquita la del barrio here

What's going on in here? Ah, Granny Goodness. I guess I smelled your disgusting presence when I came in!! Your attempts to hold dominion over these anons have gone far--but my Mother Box has exposed your ugly deceit! Whatever cruel intentions you have here will end now--So says the DOG of War!!

You can't believe people hate Timm for making a shitty movie?

on the other hand it's a much more realizable fetish than many.
so go give some lil plump old ladies some lovin.

How do I pick up plump old ladies as a 19 year old nerd?

join literally any club at your local library
please
when they try to hook you up with their granddaughters, that's when you know you have an in, just seduce them after that

I would say this for Granny: Darkseid would go to more lengths to protect or rescue her than any of his other minions, including Kalibak. She's probably one of his most useful and obedient pawns, and he knows that. However, if the retrieval/protection was detrimental to his plans, he wouldn't bother, and Granny would be fine with it.

Because based Jack.

Darkseid cared about someone once. ONCE.

Noice.

Thanks for the advice user. I'm going to go and try blow my nut inside some grannies.

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So who's your favorite Sup Forums related granny? Pic related is my angel.

She reminds me of cloud tits from I hate Fairyland. I'm sure she's like 1000 years old or something akin to that.

Yeah after that you would think he'll just kill both of them a maybe his uncle too

Shut up and show me your weird gorilla face, Orion.

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r63 Kalibak when?

did this come before or after Something Unlimited?

remember that time Batman fucked Becca?

I read it as Mr. Miracle at first

Alright fucker, I know what you're really after here.

Let's get this thread STARTED.

It is SUCH an easy mistake to make, right? Oh well... my eternal shame and horror will remain forever on Sup Forums.

female but voiced by a man

>Some anons would fuck Ed Asner into submission
What is even the state of this site anymore?

No regrets.

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Fuck Auntie Mo.

Fuck Auntie Mo.

Fuck Auntie Mo.

>I will ground your bone to dust

that is some great taste, user. I love older women who are very severe or have a drinking problem. Or both.
>tfw people assume you're talking about 30 year olds when you say you like older women
>really you're talking about 50-60 year olds
it's a hard-knock life

No Drew!

Nope this is her in JLAction