You think you can survive my Omega Beams, Sup Forums?

You think you can survive my Omega Beams, Sup Forums?

I'll die knowing that I called them Beta Beams and you'll have to live with that memory.

Growing up i remember thinking thr Omega Beams were the coolest power a villain could have. Super powered eye beams that never miss? Great.

Then as i read on, Superman survived them on a regular basis and flash outran them all the time. Then later on, even Batman was able to dodge them and i was like "meh".

Same thing with Darkseid himself. I always saw him as the ultimate bad guy. The Final boss. The unstoppable force. You just can't punch the ultimate evil into submission.

And then Superman kept bitch-slapping him every time they met with less effort each time and i was like "fuck this". My point is Wolverine sucks cock.

How could the death that is life affect me when I have no life

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>My point is Wolverine sucks cock.
I am familiar with this reference.

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I love you guys.

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This is why I come to this board

You will be shown what would have happened if you had a life only as a reminder that you done fucked

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Holy fucking shit

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:)

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This thread is going places

Behold... The Anti-Life Equation!

Where is my Szechuan Sauce, Mighty Darkseid?

Taken to the fiery depths of Apokolips, with the other memes of your soon to be extinct race.

headcanon:
Omega beams are less effective the more important you are

"Darkseid is planing to destroy free will itself! I will see to his evil."

>Darkseid uses his Omega beans on Stardust, but Stardust negates them with his Alpha forcefield.
>Stardust makes Darkseid more powerfull just so he can take the beating he is going to give him longer, then he takes him to one of apokolips and ussing his transformative rays turns Darkseid into a sentient infinite source of water.
>For the rest of eternity Darkseid now will serve those he ruled over as a source of water slowly turning the hellish planet into a paradise.

Save your breath. You are already dead.

>I'll die knowing that I called them Beta Beams and you'll have to live with that memory.

WRONG

YOU'LL BE ERASED FROM TIME ITSELF, AND THUS, NO TRACE OF EVEN THE MEMORY OF THOSE WORDS WILL BE LEFT!

KNOW OBLIVION! THE "ULTIMATE WIPE-OUT"!!!

You there. What is your name?

Beta Beams.

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But Darkseid will remember. If only for a moment, he'll remember.

Of course old stoneface.

I will never forget that I offended Darkseid and lived to tell the tale. Truly the highlight of my life.

So how does it work exactly? How can a fucking laser beam follow someone in a non linear way?

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You guys do know that beta rankes higher than omega, right?..

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

I never knew that. My whole life is a lie.

Hey Darkseid can you withstand the power of my alpha beams?

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fuck wrong one

But my alpha beams negate your omega beams. The posts will not be deleted!

What now Darkseid?

>Darkseid's Omega Beams destroy his Omega Beams

What would happen if Bueno Excellente got to Darksied? Would Morrison have a fit, and Moore would laugh?

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IMPOSSIBLE

...For you.

Reminder

Nothing far-fetched about that. Doomsdy used to be that OP.

Hi

>betaseid leaves when Supes shows up
Typical.

I am Chadseid. Superman's roasties belong to me now.

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I have killed the pathetic vermin in charge of attaching this picture.

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i want an au with a good darkseid

We've seen so many evil alternate supermen so why not a nice Darkseid (Lightseid?)?

>21 posters
>55 replies

i claim 23 of these posts

you cant stop me from shitposting ed boy

Brightseid sounds better

>TIGER FORCE AT THE CORE OF ALL THINGS
>Face it Tiger you hit the Jackpot
>Peter Parker
>Spider Man
>Eye of the Tiger
>Rock Balboa
>Apocalypse is the Rock at the Eternal Shore
>Apokolips
>Darkseid
>DARKSEID IS
I... i finally see!

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together with our hellish hate etc.

I still can't comprehend how Spider-Manga went from an offbeat Spider-Man story to something so off the rails with mind tigers and shit

You know who would fuck up Darkseid?

Blink.

They are just letters.

Omega is last. As in, the final thing. The thing that ends. Ends life.

Beta has no such connotation.

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>That third panel where Ares is doing whatever the fuck he is doing with the Parademons
can someone crop that out. I feel like that image will get a lot of mileage

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byoutifull, thank you user