RWBY/RT General #1325: Jaune Edition

Rules of RWBY/RT General:
>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's good.
>2. Read the Pastebin: pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>4. Don't believe their lies

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Previous thread:

Jaune is for full homo.

Jaune is for Pyyrha.

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What does Velvet think of Jaune's hoodie?

How do we give her more connections than just Vomit boy, Penny and Oscar?

Yes.

She gets preggers.

Don't forget CR and Zwie

Jaune is bigger than Neptune and thicker as well.

Ruby goes on dates with Crescent Rose.

Jaune is 6'0 and Neptune is 6'3.
Thicker though, yes.

When will he become Jaune Blanco?

What kind of personality would Crescent Rose have?

A hateful one. It's consumed with loathing for all creation.

Make Ruby cry.

>They'll be together forever in the deepest pit of hell

>20hrs for the last thread to die
I keep telling you, at this rate we're never going to have the 2000th thread during season 6 finale

Jaune will be left for dead at the end of this volume after Jaune sacrifices himself to save her.

Why do we need 2000 threads by season 6?

You better god damn believe it

Quiet, very mysterious, he rarely talks about his checkered past
Ruby is unable to keep her hands off him

CR and Penny have a great monogamous relationship and Ruby is left in the cold

Jaune wont die, he'll just be taken away by Tyrian to be his personal sex slave resulting in total mind break

Call up the /ksg/ autists for help.

The only person who will ever love you unconditionally is sucky Jaune.

I'm readying myself to the salt

Would telling her why her periods are so irregular (via her scrambled eggs) do that?

Reminder if you think she's a good character, you support queer antagonism.

Yes.

>Floating legs

I had a crush on Maleficent when I was 10. I'm already gone.

I wanna go get my sandwich but my cat is sleeping next to me and looking so cute.
Anyway how's everyones night going?

She'll be if she survives and becomes Adam's 2nd lieutenant alongside Banesaw

Ye

No he's not and only beta autists think that.

>Broke Adam's Heart

>Broke Ilia's Heart

>Broke Yang's Heart

>Is Going To Break Sun's Heart

Whose next?

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>The two shittiest characters make one of the best couples

How?

Who will win*?

What if I think May Zedong is a good character?

Alright, doing laundry and trying to finish 2 programs for class tomorrow night

Nice memes.

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Adam did nothing wrong

I am doing pretty well, but get the sandwich. Unless your only hope is to E A T TH E C A T

>What if I think May Zedong is a good character?

Then you support tokenism and gay erasure.

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Blake's brother is a qt

Anybody got an edit of this where they look normal?

> What if I think May Zedong is a good character?
Then you are supporting gay denial. And also boob denial, incedentally.

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That would take too much work.

Reminder that none of the ships will be canon

But which ones will be?

I wish.

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All because she likes him doesn't mean he automatically belongs to her.

>No one

blake my wife
my wife blake
wife my blake

You're just saying that because you know your ships won't happen, so you console yourself with the delusion that no one else's ships will happen either

Nuts and Dolts and Cresent Roses will be a beacon to the underrepresented weaponsexuals

Name one thing that could realistically happen in rwby that you think would make it better.

Very true user.

Jaune ends up with Whitley and they live happy long lives.

Whitney being a powerful rival to Ruby

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Weiss and Winter are confronted over basically not giving a shit about their little brother and leaving him alone with an abusive jackass father and alcoholic mother

Michael Kirkbride is now in charge of world building and RWBY lore

does RWBY improve?

Blake calling out Yang for not getting the fuck over her leaving

but then nothing would make sense

Whitley is actually a prodigy with his family's semblance and could probably surpass his sister's if he actually trained

But he refuses as he sees it beneath him and he wants to stay out of his sisters' shadows

The Arc family actually work for Salem, which is why they didn't want Jaune being a huntsman

female abs

How jealous is Ruby?

kek

White Sheep is a fun read

Mercury or Whitley becoming the protagonist.

God damn it, they need to fix that shit or give her a new outfit already.

Yes, but the difference is negligible because his writing would not be applied in any way that actually matters.

Mechshiva combo

Illia is actually a very relateable character. She's a lot more fleshed out than a lot of the protagonist ironwood, nora, and Blake are just a few examples of shallow characters that come to mind. I don't know why tumblr hates her so much.

Henceforward has a good outfit for her. It would be nice to see something like that later on.

post pic

Not enough money for actual models. Please pay for First.

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>implying she's a villain because she's gay and that her feelings aren't secondary to her principals.
>she's so devoted to her ideology she's willing to work for her former romantic rival and kill the family of the person she loves.
She's unironically the second best written and the single best developed villain so far and tumblr can eat my ass.

No todd

Adam should just dick her already.

Bully Weiss!

Is Roman number 1 villain?

Sun's gunchucks working again

Dictator Perpetuo Ironwood

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Like this?

Ruby fucks the robutt

Reminder that Penny is a horrible transphobe for being surprised that Blake isn't who she seems to be.

got to feel bad for lancasters in fics, ruby being so young shes usually pushed aside and away from the dating section.

Penny is the hero we need

>time travel shenanigans
>hermaphrodites
>reality breaking giant robot
>16th dimensional mathmatics
>gods literally raping other gods

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More RWDE pls.

Eh a bit of a mess t b h

No he's not you beta orbiter.