Why do the British make worst children animation known to mankind?

Why do the British make worst children animation known to mankind?

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Hardly.

I'd say their live action children's programming is much worse. Boobahs, Mr. Blobby, the Tweenies. Outside shit like Peppa Pig, the British have some fun cartoons.

Nigga you shut your mouth, new Thomas is awesome.

I didn't know Steven Universe was made in Britain

they also have the worst pro wrestling ever

Because they hate children, just ask anyone who still worships pagan gods

But CGI Thomas is Canadian.

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Jam Filled is located in Toronto and current Thomas is one of the better looking western CGI shows out there right now.

Poor choice desu.

you what, mate?

The Sodor Island Forums Defense Force has arrived. Praise Andrew Brenner. Mattel did nothing wrong. Big World Big Adventures is going to be amazing, grow up and accept changes because it's progressive. The show isn't for you anymore. How dare kids donate 6,000 dollars to restore the giant woode Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle movie prop. We got to see the Magic Railroad Directors Cut and lost episode The Missing Coach because we have goons that have access to HiT Entertainments asset website, and you don't. Don't worry, we'll tease this in your face as well. If you want to see a behind the scenes image, we'll crop out 90% of the image and share that to you. We also won't tell the fandom about the scandal involving Christopher Awdry and a transvestite that had Thomas and Victoria in creatives claim limbo for 10 years and inadvertently caused Egmont Publishing to never want to touch the Railway Series again.

>We also won't tell the fandom about the scandal involving Christopher Awdry and a transvestite that had Thomas and Victoria in creatives claim limbo for 10 years and inadvertently caused Egmont Publishing to never want to touch the Railway Series again.
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Seconding this. Good lord, user, tell us everything you know.

Uh, I think he was referring to this.

Jesus

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That's crazy. Are there any more fucked up stories linked to beloved children's media?

>comfy atmosphere
>cool steampunk setting
>well-constructed sets and animation
>worst

that before woman
>inb4 >woman

Because they'd already done live-action, and wanted to branch out.

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And some of it is criminally neglected on this board.

You can't just make statements like this after Youtube's bizarre poo-in-loo robot problem has got mainstream attention. You'll come off as some weird hermit.

>Steampunk setting

Edwardian Britain is steampunk now?

I saw this image posted right after the Brexit vote.
A prediction of the consequences.

Am I being trolled?

Its based on 1950s Britain when steam was on its way out, the railways had been nationalised, passenger and freight was dying, 70% of the lines were being shut in government cuts and soulless diesel engines were taking over. Thomas is like a dying anorak's fever dream as the world around him disintegrates.

>Thomas and Victoria wasn't released until 2006
hmm

Yep-Yep!

plz no
my heart can bleed no more

Holy hell

I didn’t know Loud House was made in Britain either.

Huh, I'm somewhat involved in the Thomas fanbase and I've never heard this one before.
Also, this article is incorrect in claiming that Christopher is a reverend.

And now you know why the Railway Series ended.

>Outside shit like Peppa Pig,
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Peppa Pig is kino.

>that ending

Peppa Pig graped me

fucking rekt

Is it some girl from your japanese cartoons?

Well, the backstory for the American Dennis The Menace is a fun one incuding Dennis going to 'Nam and never wanting to have anything to do with his dad again.

>floated the body out to sea but it washed ashore
he's not very useful crew at ALL

It's from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Why is Haruhi Suzumiya on that fucking card?

NOT MUH PUPPITTS
I like this actually

Mostly because alot of them are either for kids ergo have somewhat less effort placed into the:

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Or are for adults? and are hit and miss due to the writing either being too slow or too edgy:

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youtube.com/watch?v=zlSlIedTBHk (This is awful btw)

but sometimes you get some good gems:

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But of course there is only one king.

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Oh please, don't act like America is the children's show master race. My grandma is Scottish and she brought me loads of video's when I was a kid and introduced me to some great shows.

Comfy shows like:

>Ivor the Engine
youtube.com/watch?v=fDWk0BCeblQ

>Noggin the Nog
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>The Herbs
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>Postman Pat
youtube.com/watch?v=j6mKFNC-BT8

>Brum
youtube.com/watch?v=l48RM-_RJrM

>Come Outside
youtube.com/watch?v=JQwYiPwkwbc
The awesome ones:

>Tugs
youtube.com/watch?v=5prNK_k0-as

>Trap Door
youtube.com/watch?v=ldlCD7GR2JI

UK shows made up for extremely limited animation and production with memorable theme songs and characters.

It's a Euro hybrid, but Help! I'm a Fish was one of the better B-tier children's films. The animation quality was pure sex. A shame burgers got it way later with pic related as the cover.

Hey man, Peppa Pig is pretty good for a toddler show.

it's also frickin hilarious