Oh shit! President Trump just lost his acceptance speech! We need to help him write a new one. I'll start:

Oh shit! President Trump just lost his acceptance speech! We need to help him write a new one. I'll start:

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america

move bitch, get out the way bitch, get out the way bitch, get out the way.

AYO HOULD UP

Jail

HILLARY

SHITPOSTERS

>Trump wins election
>comes out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>a smirk slowly but surely appears
>Obama, you're fired.
>crowd goes fucking nuts
>Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
>liberals blowing their brains out left and right
>Hillary has stroke
>jews start burying shekels immediately
>McCain sitting in bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl rove
>karl is sobbing as he does so
>jeb complaining to the jews this wasn't how it was planned
>first lady causes the most bones in US history
>all is right

fucking

WALL

YOURE FIRED

LOW ENERGY

Just play this song mr. trump
youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps

is this real life? this is so surreal

GRAB

NIGGERS

Beautiful. You get to live after the conquest

IT'S TRUE

My fellow Americans. Let's get this FUCKING PARTY STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

now this is a story all about how,
my life got flipped turned upside down,
and if you'd like to take a minute just sitting right there,
I'll tell you how I become the president of America

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REICH

WRONG WRONG WRONG

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YUGE!

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