Spongebob Squarepants: The Musical

Apparently this is a thing that's happening

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>mr krabs has boxing gloves
Kino

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I find this concept hilarious, and approve.

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squidward looks fucking fabulous

>I am quite literally a lobster who like to rob people

Before the show starts, Patchy sets up near the stage. He gets removed by security and breaks out into a number about how pirates are oppressed.

He sneaks back on stage and is removed from the theatre several times during the show.

how does the actor manages to dance with those extra legs attached

He even tap dances with them. And then breaks out into a clarinet solo

Plankton gets a rap number. In the Broadway version he busts out into a freestyle that's quicker than Eminem's "Rap God"

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I genuinely wanna see this

no fucking way

This sounds like a clusterfuck we haven’t seen since Pokémon live and I love everything about it. Nick better be selling DVDs or someone needs to put this online.

Give him a Luchador Mask and have him check emails. indistinguishable from the real thing

The Chicago one is online, but the Broadway One isn't(Yet)

>"Bikini Bottom Day" by Jonathan Coulton
>"BFF" by Plain White T's
>"No Control" by David Bowie and Brian Eno
>"When the Going Gets Tough" by T.I.
>"Just a Simple Sponge" by Panic! at the Disco
>"Daddy Knows Best" by Alex Ebert
>"Hero Is My Middle Name" by Cyndi Lauper
>"Super Sea Star Savior" by Yolanda Adams
>"Tomorrow Is" by The Flaming Lips
>"Poor Pirates" by Sara Bareilles
>"Bikini Bottom Boogie" by Steven Tyler and Joe Perry
>"Chop to the Top" by Lady Antebellum
>"(I Guess I) Miss You" by John Legend
>"I'm Not a Loser" by They Might Be Giants
>"Best Day Ever" by Andy Paley and Tom Kenny
>"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song" by Derek Drymon, Mark Harrison, Stephen Hillenburg and Blaise Smith

This looks way better than it has any right to be.

It seems there are no tributes or homages or anything to the short musical numbers from the show itself. Oh well, gotta check out their original scores.

I WANT TO FUCK THAT PEARL

fuck
Eugene looks Dad as fuck

Please tell me these songs credited to real artists are just because of parodies and not original compositions just for this.

Remember that Bowie actually played a character in the show.7

Nope, all Original Compositions

>BIG MEATY CLAWS

I remember. He was the only one who didn’t sing. They didn’t even bother playing a old song

>Plankton is played by a guy carrying around a plush of him
That's kind of hilarious.

Plankton is just Majima.

With an eyepatch even

>Sandy black
Well, it's not like Squirrels are white

nigger as sandy squirrel
divershitty quota at its finest

When I saw that about a Broadway musical, I expected a Phineas and Ferb Live style descent into madness.

I'm torn between disappointment that this so tame looking by comparison and bafflement that Disney went that route in the first place.

the gimmick of the show (beyond Spongebob) is that they got all these people to write original songs for them.

Was Phineas and Ferb Live bad?

There's Best Day Ever

Unironically a contender for Best Musical, my fucking sides

I dont mind this because sandys fur is brown

Is that old man jenkins

>Mr. krabs bigger than Pearl
No.

I've heard that it's pretty good.

you are probably not going to find an 8 foot tall Broadway dancer

Pearl is taller. In that picture she's sitting down you fucking moron

> Fight me, Spongebob-chan!

This looks amazing and I totally want to see it.

Poor Pirates ranks at #1 for "Most Easily Translatable Song to Sup Forums: The Musical". Heck, you could get the Hamilton guy to lead it.

youtu.be/3Esb-kvE_iE

But the best song is WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH YOU GET LOST

>Poor Attack Copters

I said bigger not taller, learn to read.

>that Mr. Krabs

>Sandy, the good ol' girl character with a Texas drawl
>black
Literally every other character is more plausibly black than Sandy. Spongebob is practically Urkel for fuck's sake.

I mean cartoon Sandy is brown

But smart, fit, friendly chocolate is what humans have craved since we climbed down from the trees. Are you going to defy your ancestors' dreams, user?

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>Jonathan Coulton

The costumes were one thing that got me interested, but now I really wanna see how it goes.

I'm cool with it as long as she can pull off a Southern drawl like Sandy A-OK.

>ywn see this musical

How the FUCK am I supposed to see it?
It's not like they have this shit outside of New York.

Black people exist in Texas user.
Surprised no one's said anything about pearl yet.

Modern white man has filched the best.

Kudos to Prince Harry.

>also ok yes my name is robert

There was a screening of Chicago one on Youtube IIRC

>tfw you have been listening to the OBC on repeat unironically for a whole week

Send help, Sup Forums.

there's usually tours of successful shows after about a year on Broadway

Viacom seems to be erasing the Chicago bootleg videos from youtube. The only link I had was also deactivated.

Texas is majority-minority.

Sandy should have been a qt Latina.

You wanted her to be a "whale" Go god no.

Ah plankton has an eyepatch, that's good

Anyone have the bootleg?
Did anyone save it?

>into a freestyle that's quicker than Eminem's "Rap God"

Imagine trying to pitch this to someone.

that's normal, you're fine

There was a musical before this.

I more referring to the fact that she wasn't blonde.

yea she could have used a bleach streak. But as with Sandy and her fro they went with the Pomp to keep the silhouette. Which is kinda neat.

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH

THAT MEANS ITS TIME TO GET LOST

I kind of wish they recorded broadway shows for DVD or something
I'm not paying 800$ for a it even if its great

Dat Mr. Krabs

Trying to upload it to mega right now.

There you go

>mega . nz /fm/dLxhnD4S

>Sup Forums still is incapable of understanding why theater productions are less picky about racial casting

In movies it's always been about appearance first and ability second but theater is the opposite. Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth are both somewhat fugly but incredibly talented vocalists beyond belief which is why they were chosen over some pretty girl who would have been a good singer but didn't have the raw talent that they have. When casting a cartoon squirrel they're going to looking and thinking who is the best in terms of acting, singing, and dancing, they aren't going to put looks before all of this.

user, this is not how MEGA works

>No MM&BB
Sad

You can't just list your personal account and expect people to login willy nilly

>nz /fm/dLxhnD4S
Not working, bruh.

>Plankton has a green dictator outfit and an eyepatch
Ok that's actually pretty good

WHY IS PEARL NOT A CUTE THICC BLONDE

I DEMAND A REFUND

Ah, I fucked up. Give me a couple minutes and I'll post the correct link.

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psst.
spoiler]youtu.be/0tmssFGG-18[/spoiler]

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How does Mr Krabs type with boxing gloves on?

this has been news for years, were the fuck have you been

Is it actually anti-Trump or is it just the reporter projecting his desires onto the work?

99% of the time it's projecting. Like if someone says "people that eat sugar are dumb" then it's Anti-Trump because Trump ate sugar. See what I mean?

the title is quite literally clickbait probably written by his editor

the actual article:
>There is also the Mayor (Gaelen Gilliland), who—in her bent for authoritarianism and control—may remind you of a certain president. Any likeness seems purely deliberate.
and that's the only reference to it

I watched the musical. The mayor is if anything a spoof on liberals - her whole gimmick is that she calls for comittees and “dialogues” to solve the problem without actually doing anything herself

The Mayor is cute.

I unironically want to see this

Huh

The idea of representing Sandys air helmet as a round afro is actually pretty clever.

It fits perfectly. Your as likely to see a black person living in Texas as you are seeing a squirrel living underwater