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What's your opinion on zany hotdog guy?

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Does that doghot have legs?

I'd like to imagine the cowgirl is extremely busty, does that count for anything

This will certainly have no pandering and provide a satisfying conclusion without turning into cancer

Cannibalism.

The bun is a bug. That's adorable.

The last few haven't seemed pandering to anyone but thicc fags

>Homestuck continues to exist despite going to absolute shit long, long before it finished
>by granting honorary canon status to fucking fantrolls
>this is presided over by a handful of turbo-lefty fagmotrons who wrested control of the project from the original creator

That's a good thing

>Both's horns has nothing to do with their sign

Getting sloppy

Karkat and Terezi?

Nubs = the circles in cancer
Sharp spikes = libra's top half coming to a sharp end

How do you forget the fucking pincer horn.

Busy focusing on the FAT SPIDER ASS

Cowgirl troll's sign sums up my feelings towards Hussie.

>e10 homestuck

At least shit up the thread with GOOD borderline pornography.

Okay

>e10
Did you see last week's axe-wielding blood-covered clown monster? Granted it's cartoony rainbow blood but still.

She's clearly like 15, man.

Hotdog troll is a cute.
I find the cowgirl kind of dull.

Also, I hate how they tried to imitate Hussie's art style. It has nothing to do with how Homestuck was drawn (at least until Act 6).

You're not good at reading ages are you.

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There is no way she's 15 with boobs that big.

15 boob maybe

name?

Jade Harley.

Jade

>Homestuck
>2017

Why didn't Jade take Dave's last name. Strider is cooler than Harley

Because Davekat is canon.

Because Jade Strider is a porn star name

Jade Harley is LITERALLY the name of a pornstar. Browsing the tag you occasionally get this blonde chick in too much makeup getting her ass pounded next to a giant brazzers logo. And that blonde chick's porn name is Jade Harley. Jade Harley is literally a whore.

>maine
You know that might be Hussie's old car.

How is it pandering to thiccfags? They all have the same generic body type, none of them have hips, is Chahut pandering to thiccfags cause she has boobs? Are boobs a "thicc" thing now?

>giant psycho with boobs pandering to thicc
Yes. Also remember symbolic rendering in Homestuck. A character even having boobs in the first place means that boobs are a significant character feature, ergo Chahut is stacked like an ihop pancake massacre.

I can't believe Dave is into high class whores.

Chahut is just an adult while every other character is like, 13. Her profile even says she's 2 weeks away from Exile and trolls are exiled from the planet when they become adults.

Yeah man, and she's got big honkers.

>Diemen Xicali's sign is Arrius, Sign of the Visualizer, a Derse dreamer and Hope player
>Skylla Koriga' sign is Taurist, Sign of the Prosperous, a Prospit dreamer and Time player

Neat.

>Check ao3
>Skylla already has smutfic

Weren't the trolls leaked weeks before

No idea, were they? It was posted today though, and it uses the 'what is tarnation?' line.

The second sheet of trolls was leaked (The one with Daraya, Barzum and Baizli, and Diemen on it) but the leak didn't have their final names on it.

Skylla wasn't leaked so this is really just the power of people working fast.

Now if only they could do it well.

Reminder that Page is the worst fucking class.
Reminder that Blood is the worst fucking Aspect.

>88
Well I guess I can't argue with th-
>Blood with a B
You've forced my hand.

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Terrible
They're all terrible

Diemen has the sign that personality test gave me. I don't know how to feel about that

You're a chump.

>derse dreamer
>hope aspect
Haha, fag

Hey Guys Human Kanaya Here

The brownblood is okay, the little fat red faggot is fat and a faggot.

Slut or dog

Fat characters dont translate well in the MSPA artstyle, you have to make them "strong" like Ace Dick

The two are not mutually exclusive. You can be a slutty dog.

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>enter sburb
>npc: "Greetings, chosen hero of Blood!"

What do

It would be outrageous if you couldn't change your aspect by some alchemizaion or weird magic.

I already hate the one on the left

Why, he seems nice.

Making 'likes food' a notable character trait has been a hackneyed way of making characters relatable since the dawn of children's television. I hate it

Chubby characters are destined to be unlikable weenies

He likes hotdogs user, big difference

>what is Tarnation
Seriously?

dictionary.com/browse/tarnation

youtube.com/watch?v=DrBOJOUN3Sc

tl;dr: It's a euphemism for "damnation" because old timey people thought that saying actual curses was bad. Similar to "heck"
or "darn."

Its a joke you dip

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oh 88y

>vriska isn't flat
it's SH8T

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Remember pimpstuck?

>condy's whores aren't jane and jade, her canon whores

I remember Sharona and what happened to her, poor thing.

No lie this guy's art kinda sucks.

Last time I saw her art she was making scat.

And then she went full, super hardcore SJW and eventually deleted her blog because the internet was too toxic.

Christ.

Yep. Those ones always piss me off. The self-righteous fucks who suddenly can't deal with anything despite the fact they were drawing Aranea shitting in a diaper three months prior.

That's what I've been telling these scumsuckers for years

Nah.

ha a vris

You're supposed to post an example that proves us wrong, dude.
He used to show potential, even though the T'n'A stuff isn't my cup of tea. But he just stagnated and now is just phoning it in for patreonbux.

I'm almost disappointed she's not named Yeehaw Cowboy.
Almost.

>You're supposed to post an example that proves us wrong, dude.
Hey, not my fault you don't find Dave and his secret other family adorable

Well? Would you?

Tbh if it had been about Dave trying to raise children through a gloryhole, I would have found that more amusing and entertaining than more porn.

Condy, this chick
What is with you people and big evil women

Personally for me, it's not that they're big, or that they're women, it's that they're evil.

WOULD I

So between Crockertier Jane, Grimdark Jade, Vriska, or two Vriskas, which would you take

I'm a big evil man.

Aranea

Is not evil, choose again!

Not my fault your sexual hang ups about your mom have you obsessed with the Jade breeder meme.

k then
HIC

Eggscellent taste my friend

two Vriskas, unless the second Vriska is (Vriska), in which case just Vriska

>you need to have mommy issues to want to impregnate a cute girl
Wow user, I didn't realize you were SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT.

Breeding is literally the default of all fetishes.