Got it? Good. That person accidentally killed Santa and is now cursed with The Santa Clause. No Lazarus pits, time travel shenanigans or other methods to revive St. Nick. Where does it go from there.
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Jack Williams
I should have seen this coming
Leo Perry
I'm sure everything stays exactly the same.
Joseph Jackson
>Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider delivers presents in his chrome and bone sleigh pulled by skeletal reindeer to all the good little children and gives the fucking penance stare to all the little bad children.
Isaiah Long
Oy Vey
Anthony Collins
Every child on Earth gets boxing gloves
Grayson Rogers
Oh neat, my guy is totally up to the task.
Austin Gomez
He would kill himself for killing an innocent before being Santa Claus.
Jeremiah Lopez
Dr. Doom
He becomes a better Santa
Richards gets coal forever
Aiden Evans
Every child on earth gets exactly what they want
Brody Richardson
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS SCUMBAG
Tyler Sullivan
You know thats a very dark concept for a film. Why would you give the person who killed santa claus the job of being the next santa claus? Wouldnt it probably be some demented serial killer? If so hed terrorize familys and kill millions in their sleep
William Wright
Being Santa is actually a curse that only death can free you from.
Kayden Rivera
Johnny: coal Ben: coal Reed: coal Sue: coal Franklin: coal Valeria: coal crushed to a diamond
Jack Roberts
>Coal crushed to a diamond
that'd be kinda cute and totally a thing Doom would do
Parker Cruz
The story makes Slott kill himself for not thinking of it first
"The naughtiest kids, they still speak of it in whispers on the lower east side."
Jack Sullivan
>Xavier has tampered with the minds of every child to be satisfied with their gift >Luthor has profiled every child on the planet (to eliminate any threats) and given them what they actually wanted It's fucking beautiful
Aiden Ramirez
Already done it.
Isaac Bailey
Hope you didn't ask for clothes
David Long
I... don't know. Probably rides a sleigh with robo-reindeers. uses profiling and nanobots to know which kids are bad and which kids are good. Gives each kid the present it wants. If it's old, resentful Tony he fucks up the lives of the bad kids, and helps the troubled ones.
Kayden Bennett
Children will have fine collections world-wide
Eli Wilson
...
Jaxson Scott
An epidemic of superheroine abortions in January
Juan Gomez
Superhero abortions would probably be difficult if you have to work around fetus superpowers.
Ayden Young
The elves beg him on hand and knee to stop saying "Sweet Christmas" every 5 minutes
Cooper Roberts
...
Jordan Torres
He will probably use these powers to destroy this corporatist goverment world. His presents will smell badly.
Jaxon Lopez
SANTA IS
Asher Morgan
>within a year Apokolips is so merry New Genesis looks like hell
Lincoln Myers
Oh it's the most frightening time, of the year YES WE LOVE OUR PRESENTS PLEASE DON'T KILL US SANTA
Nathan Hall
"Honey, why did we get a talking duck"
Thomas Reyes
First he steals his worshippers, now he's his errand boy. Next time he runs into Christ, Ares is probably going to have some words for him.
Alexander Morgan
>Rocket Raccoon
Lotta kids are getting guns and bombs this Christmas
Jeremiah Lee
>Wake up on Christmas morning >Shit is missing from your house
Blake Martin
Ares is busy
Jayden Nelson
A substantial number of women get their present in August
Liam Davis
>YES HELLO HUMAN CHILDREN I BRING GIFTS >What gifts Santa? >THE EXTINCTION OF HUMANITY IN THE NAME OF ORDER
Angel Mitchell
>Shit is missing from your house NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST
Kevin Carter
Isn't this the plot of an American Dad episode
Andrew Parker
Mr. Nobody brings the wonderful gift of insanity to all.
Jaxon Long
I couldn't find a non meme edit version of this sorry
Jayden Roberts
We see you when you're sleeping...
Parker Bailey
Batman finds that box with the Kryptonite in it
Isaac Howard
and makes Damian expose it to Super Claus
Levi Jackson
YES! I COULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN BETTER!
I can here it now; his cackling laughter across the night sky as he uses his newfound magic to attack Rusty.
Nathan Allen
>attempts to attack Rusty but discovers the gig also requires him to be every department store Santa for two months
Zachary Turner
Nicer then mine
Asher Lewis
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I AM THE JOLLIEST MAN ALIVE
Hudson Johnson
>dr doom He will be better than any other Santa before him
Carter Cooper
>spends the whole time cursing the magic clause >gets drunk on eggnog >fucks MILFs >gives cigars and booze to the kids he finds awake >gets in fights with AU Santas It's basically Bad Santa x Santa Clause: Drunk Iron Capitalist Edition
Zachary Baker
Can't you just imagine an army of the League's assassins descending upon a a Midwestern town and delivering presents with ruthless efficiency?
Benjamin Miller
FUCK OFF YOU COMMIE FUUUUUUUCK!
Easton Harris
Hopefully no one ever makes this film.
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Sebastian Harris
...Sweet dreams everyone.
Brandon Jackson
Richards gets coal for the rest of time!
John Young
Joy and good cheer or else
Michael Morgan
What if I arrange it so that Santa dies of semi-natural causes that don't directly involve anyone? If he dies slipping on a staircase do the stairs become Santa? If he dies of pneumonia, does the virus colony become Santa? These questions need to be answered.
Nicholas Stewart
Alchemax receives a sudden, massive influx of coal, then makes even more money from diamond sales. Santa Miggy is not at all happy with this development, but can do nothing about it, with the Krampus position having been phased out long ago.
Alexander Nguyen
>every present delivered to the wrong home
Dylan Harris
>Can't you just imagine an army of the League's assassins descending upon a a Midwestern town and delivering presents with ruthless efficiency? >Damian dragged in as head elf against his will
Ian Price
I think he's done it already
Levi Campbell
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF NAUGHTY CHILDREN ?
Mason Lewis
>everybody gets chocolate milk
Hudson Morgan
I do
Elijah Brooks
>Merry little gangs of Parademons making toys for good little slaves >Granny Goodness making cocoa and cookies for the orphans of Apokalips >Kalibak pulls the sleigh
Jonathan Young
>Kalibak pulls the sleigh ow my heart
Owen Gutierrez
what a good thread.
Evan Flores
This would be a hilarious story. What If...The Punisher gained the powers of Santa Claus?
Leo Bennett
what a terrible fucking hack
Logan Jones
Oh gosh
Ayden Roberts
He just goes around telling kids "you didn't want a present anyway."
Jaxson Long
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How on Earth will Jack stop him?
Zachary White
Who dares disturb the Tyrant of Toys, The Conqueror of Cookies, The Shogun of Snow, SantAku!
Nolan Barnes
Everything is baseballs
Noah Gonzalez
"Hey, Jess, you know how the old Santa used to need a whole night to deliver toys to everyone? Bet he could have done it in half the time if he had one of these babies."
Santa waves out the window of his green car construct, then goes speeding off, drifting round corners and causing presents to fly out the trunk and down chimneys.
It ends up taking him longer because he delivered presents to the muslims too.
Noah Brooks
>What If...The Punisher gained the powers of Santa Claus? There are no more naughty kids
Samuel Lopez
>Mr. Freeze i made myself sad Most likely his wife would probably still be fucking frozen, but now a frozen Ms.Claus
Xavier Ortiz
The burden of Santa may transfer to someone tangentially involved if it's semi-natural. He dies falling down the stairs, then the safety inspector of the building gets it. He contracts pneumonia, then whoever spread the germs to Santa gets the job.
Caleb Richardson
MY FELLOW DOOMFAG.
Owen Barnes
>does the virus colony become Santa >implying this hasn't already happened before
Carson Murphy
You put on the hat and coat, you become Santa. That's what it says on the card.