Kelly does it again!

Kelly does it again!

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>Kelly is making a war on Christmas

>tfw no genuine artisanally burntflag at my local market

are those little spurdo santa heads?

I want to fuck Charity Case Who Needs to Get a Real Job

>artisanally burnt flags

kek

>No crying liberty
I'm out

>Why don't you support big business goy?

As a non-native speaker of english, what the FUCK does artisan* actually mean? I was on vacation in England and saw it in every hipster store, artisan bread, artisan smoothies, artisan shitpie, but I just can't grasp its meaning.

You knock that off

made in a traditional way with high-quality ingredients

Handmade by a craftsman. Basically non-mass produced stuff

I kind of agree with this. Not in the sense that private initiative is killing "honest" retailers and CEOs, but that a lot of useless shitbirds abuse Christmas and other holidays to shill homemade garbage that otherwise no sane person would even consider buying. Though, of course, big businesses are at least equally guilty of this bullshit.

Consumer holidays are 99% bullshit anyway. Just have a good time with your family and forget about all the peripheral crap.

I see, thanks.

no one is more guilty of it than Hallmark and Coca-Cola

yeah, there are a lot of butt-ugly overpriced crafts for sale at these things.
I like to buy fancy/weird soaps and salsas at 'em though.

Smug Elitist Shopper has a nice rack.

Sometimes it's a sign of quality, other times it's just a buzzword to attract yuppies.

I recently ordered artisinal fries at a local place and they were literally just thicker-cut McDonald's fries. There's no way that shit was made with hand-cut potatoes or anything that would warrant the name "artisinal." That was some bullshit.

The burgers were fantastic though, so it was still worth it.

Would you a Democratic Base?

>I recently ordered artisinal fries at a local place and they were literally just thicker-cut McDonald's fries. There's no way that shit was made with hand-cut potatoes or anything that would warrant the name "artisinal." That was some bullshit.
How can you tell machine cut fries from hand cut fries? You can't, unless the "artisan" who cut the fries made a mistake.

I would. With my penis, in her vagina. (if you know what i mean).

>Christmas fair
>Santa brooms
I thought godless liberal punks had outlawed any reference to Christmas in the Kellyverse.

>artisinally burnt flags
10/10

Yeah. The horse (or donkey, more appropriately) teeth are a minor turn-off, but certainly not enough to discourage the D.

>artisanally burnt flags
That's almost a new level of Kellying.

If people are willing to buy shit, I can't blame people for selling shit.

Consistency is overrated when trying to force a point.

The supposed liberal anti-religious sentiments aren't the point here, so there's no reason to reference it.

Do not that a lot of the time it's also just used as a marketing buzzword to seem fancy and justify a price markup.

You're not wrong, but dumb people buying into dumb shit doesn't make it right. Just because many people are easily exploited doesn't mean exploitation is therefor good.

Did you actually take my post seriously. What is wrong with you autists.

You know, I'm completely in favor of having to walk on hot coals and swim a piranha-infested river to vote. That's how you get the right votes, the ones from people who are actually committed to this shit and not just following what's trendy or what their pastor told them to do.

That smug chick's got a great rack.

> Charity Cases that should get real jobs
> all of etsy and tumblr put on blast.

I've cultivated a habit of taking everything at face value.

You'd expect that makes life pointlessly hard, but it actually makes many things a lot easier. Especially dating.

Maybe it's autism, but it works.

yuppie bitches are top-tier MILFs for the most part.

Who else wants to fuck the "conscious consumers"?

Oh fuck off, selling overpriced seasonal decorations is not "exploitation", it's not like we're talking about a scam to make people think they need to put Papa John's pizza up their asses to stay healthy like they do with cosmetics. Although I guess it could be argued when people shill that shit to the religious people you're tip-toeing over that line.

Obviously surgery, they got no sag.

That just ruins sarcasm for everyone else. Are you proud of yourself?

Conviction is a terrible measurement of merit. People have convictions about stupid bullshit with no evidence all the time.

I don't really enjoy arguing over semantics, but when the stuff people associate with Christmas has been mostly socially engineered by companies like Coca-Cola and Hallmark, I don't think it's much of a stretch to call stereotypical Christmas consumerism exploitative.

I mean, it's not exactly the same as misleading people into buying shit, like false advertising or anything. But at the same time, it's still deliberately creating a completely nonsensical set of social expectations that (some) people adhere to because they are simply made to feel that's what they're supposed to do. Tying it into the whole Christianity thing (even though most of what modern Christmas is has NOTHING to do with its Christian roots, which in turn have NOTHING to do with its entirely pagan roots - though I don't feel overly pedantic today and I don't think it's anything most people aren't already at least aware of so I won't go off into that particular tangent) is even more disingenuous and at the very least a good example of highly effective social engineering.

Ruining sarcasm is one of the very reasons I do that shit, so yes.

I would donate to Horsey's porn Patreon.

Sarah Silverman?

wow actual decent political cartoons

rare to see those in a Kelly thread

You're an ass.
>I don't think it's much of a stretch to call stereotypical Christmas consumerism exploitative.
It is, it's like calling wage workers "slaves", it's clearly hyperbole. You should work on killing that after sarcasm.

>putting words in bernies mouth

She must need some hearty artisanal bras.

>You're an ass.
I won't deny that.

It's working out for me so far, though.

oh, (you)!

>Horsey
>Decent political cartoons
>Shit talking Kelly
Really now?

>defending the #bernout
He became a shill4hill, you can not deny the truth forever.

Horsey is one of the better political cartoonists.
(Though that's still political cartoonists we're talking about. So it's like being the kindest Einsatzgruppen member)

Is this supposed to be bad? I like old Bill and I think it's funny.

I have no idea what Horsey is trying to say here. It's like a Chuck Asay comic but with somewhat better art.

>that smug-ass face

>that smug look on his face

First cartoon itt that actually made me smile.

then you're either impossibly dense or ESL

maybe both

It literally says "China Shop" on the door. Put together those context clues user.

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idioms.thefreedictionary.com/bull in a china shop

He's saying that letting Trump decide on foreign policy is like letting a bull into a china shop.

IE he's just going to break shit.

ummm yea

Horsey is actually trying to say something, says it clearly and has a better art style

best you can get out of Kelly is, he's dislikes something, he may or may not think its a real problem or a problem at all, but it does make some of his ugly characters cry

Kelly makes a vague point poorly and does so with a bad art style, Horsey makes a simple and clear point well and does it with a good art style

It's not really saying anything, I just posted it because Monicamerica is hot.

If she had a bag over her face maybe

you don't think Kelly is serious, do you?

Ward Sutton's actual political cartoons are pretty terrible, though

I rate being funny over making a point in my political cartoons. The one you just posted fails at both though.

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Looks more like she's wearing one of those cone bras

I'm not entirely sure if Kelly is serious, I think he is kinda guy who is always claims to be serious unless someone calls him out on something in which case he was apparently always joking

It's really fun when you just see Horsey finding excuses to draw slutty women in his comics.

Indeed

How does someone miss the point that badly.

He's published on the Onion.

If that doesn't give you a hint about how serious he is, nothing ever will.

user he's the political cartoonist for the fucking Onion.

>the one thread we don't have someone pointing out that it's an Onion parody, Kelly flies over someone's head
apparently that user was the hero we deserve

Kid Rock becoming president would be the best thing that ever happened.

I mean not actually a good thing in any objective measure, but still the best.

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MOMMY

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Presidential Candidate Herbert Comacho has a better foreign and penal policy, in my opinion.

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Appropriate reference.

>Democratic base
>white

He doesn't draw enough of them.

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What is that thing in the lower middle? It looks like a schnauzer crossed with a cat.

She's clearly darker than the GOP base.

>Also: Some Sports
gold

Horsey needs to give up on political comics and start drawing porn

>18 models who can't tie their bikini straps
lel

>a schnauzer crossed with a cat

WHY HASN'T SCIENCE MADE THIS YET

Art of uncle Sam fucking big titty gypsy when?

How are the LA Times doing, maybe if they die he can be driven to making porn commissions,

dilbert making a cameo

First genuinely funny cartoon in this thread.

I don't get what's happening in this pic