Hey everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! And... aww geez, fellers, I promised myself I wouldn't cry, I really did. But, shucks, here we are, the final episode of South Park's 21st season, airing tonight at 10/9c (that's two hours from the time of this post!). You know, it's kinda funny, I say it's the final episode of the season, but it could very well be the final episode ever! I mean, the President just brought the rake down on Canada! Actually no, it wasn't a rake, it was more like a leaf blower! Are we just going to pretend that didn't happen? Because it did! And it's all KAHL's fault!
>Splatty Tomato - The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children.
Well, I don't know about you fellers, but I'm going to go spread fake news in the final hours before the Canadians counter-nuke us.
Brettygood’s still around? They were streaming SP when I was 14, god dayum
Chase Price
Kiss this fat beautiful bitch goodbye, Sup Forums. I'd say she had a great run but it looks like she ain't been running for a while.
Justin Richardson
Best mom
Lucas Scott
Well, I guess I have no balls
Nathaniel Morales
Nobody will die, Cartman and Heidi will be still a thing with no actual resolution, the Canada plot is gonna get resolved in 5 seconds with a deus ex machina and the rest of the episode will focus on the Trump/IT parody subplot. Screencap this.
Robert Ortiz
How much time left?
Gavin Peterson
Call Girl is such a slut.
Liam Barnes
show us your balls trey
Joseph Cox
It's 2 hours to air and you still have 50% of the show to finish, what are you doing here you lazy fuck?
Nathan Butler
We want more Kenny episodes, Trey. Goddammit
Isaiah James
Don't you lift me up with sweet promises just to see how hard I fall.
Isaac Morales
Reminder that Karen is cutest South Park girl!
Charles Torres
no we don't
Christopher Gray
To those who want skinny Heidi to come back:
Convince me that you aren't just a fucking waifufag with a savior complex
Hunter Foster
She seems like a nice woman
Charles Evans
Trey's trips totally tripped us..
Leo Jones
You killed your cousin so you don't get to demand anything, fatass!
Joseph Thomas
Trey of Trips, please post balls.
Jace Ward
Fat heidi is hilarious, why would anyone want her to go back?
Aiden Harris
>Convince me that you aren't just a fucking waifufag with a savior complex pic very related btw
Josiah Stewart
Stop sexualizing kids you pedos
Wyatt Russell
Literally none of these master race. I'll bet my life on it.
Daniel Ward
Cuuuute
Gabriel Jackson
End of southparkgelion
Daniel Carter
because they're waifufags with savior complexes obviously
Carter Lewis
I'm not a waifufag with a savior complex, fatass!
Josiah Howard
You ask the impossible
Wyatt Long
You make a great show you glorious funny bastard.
David Myers
I'm not a waifufag, but I am an autist who cares about the well being of fictional characters
Similar shit I guess
Colton Ortiz
HEY DON'T CALL ME FATASS JEW
Andrew Gray
sweet
Justin Sanders
I wish that I could turn back time 'Cause now the guilt is all mine Can't live without the trust from those you love I know We can't forget the past We can't forget love and pride Because of that, it's killing me inside It all returns to nothing... It all comes DOUBLING DOWN DOUBLING DOWN DOUBLING DOWWNNN
Samuel Garcia
>season finale already
Fuck.
Lets see if they mention Matt Lauer.
Jayden Brown
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE FRIENDS AGAIN RRREEEEEEEE
Alexander Parker
>I'M GONNA POUND YOUR FAT ASS, JEW
Caleb Long
I'm no more or less a waifufag than the thicc lovers. I like her old design over her remaining a literal clone of Cartman because having a cute sweet face with Cartman's venom just beneath the surface is more appealing to me than her just being a pure unvarnished retread of all the exact same shit. I love Cartman, but there is no replacing him. I want Heidi to be similar but different. And cute is part of that.
Jack Reyes
What is it with lesbians and shipping characters who canonically hate each other?
Ryan Taylor
Skinny Heidi wasn't funny at all, where as fat Heidi is hilarious >because having a cute sweet face with Cartman's venom just beneath the surface is more appealing to me yep, waifufag NEXT
Grayson Hill
They got old
Evan Martin
To heck with Matt Lauer and the headlines. This is the finale, let it be all about South Park.
Excuse me, has anyone seen this Jew recently? He answers to Kyle, Kahl, Kyel, Kyahl, or Kehl.
Camden James
> You know, it's kinda funny, I say it's the final episode of the season, but it could very well be the final episode ever! I mean, the President just brought the rake down on Canada! Actually no, it wasn't a rake, it was more like a leaf blower! Are we just going to pretend that didn't happen? Because it did! And it's all KAHL's fault!
An absolutely white and based post; Based Butters
Jordan Reyes
SB you motherfucker
Jason Lewis
If they hated each other and never interacted I wouldn't be into it. More like characters that hate each other, but one or both of them needs the other to function. That's cute as heck.
Landon Hill
Typical Creek scum
Liam Nguyen
This. Thin, fash-pilled Heidi is neither a character we've seen before nor a dynamic Cartman has had with another character. Butters doesn't count because he doesn't actually agree with Cartman, he just gets roped in by him. An eager, knowledgeable accomplice with a sweet, innocent exterior is unexplored territory and I wish we could have had at least one episode of that.
It's like a soap opera.
Lucas Watson
>Skinny Heidi wasn't funny at all Staying fat and being funny don't have to be mutually exclusive, you just want them to be. I don't. It's that simple. I think the idea of her going back to being cute and being two faced and talking shit is a more fun idea than her continuing to be Cartman's body double and an overt copy of his personality. But hey, you'll probably get your way anyway so it's whatever. Still, fuck you anyway though.
Hunter Myers
Hey wait a minute I'm not a lesbian, don't associate me with the rug munchers please.
Kayden Powell
>the President is scaring their children. time to get the pasta
Daniel Anderson
>can't post craig on his own without it being called creek
Austin Wright
>leaf blower l e e p e s t d o r e
Joshua Gomez
This.
Also,....
Jordan Hall
>. I think the idea of her going back to being cute and being two faced and talking shit is a more fun that doesn't sound fun at all, nothing wrong with wanting her to be cute, just call it what it is
Christian Wright
Oh shit
DAY OF THE RAKE NOW LADS
Alexander Johnson
>unironically posting a tumblr post
Kayden Price
...
Jose Green
Shit like this is why I want the ship to be permanent
Adrian Morales
Still nothing compared to the OG autist pairing
John Brown
>that doesn't sound fun at all Does too. I can want both you silly goose.
Easton Lee
...
Caleb Cooper
stop this
Christian Gray
>SEETHING
Benjamin Sanders
I mentioned this in the autism thread, but it's funny going back and watching the Trapper Keeper episode, cause I did last night
Garrison says to Rosie O'Donnell: "Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew, so what about them? You don't give a crap about them because they're not on your side! People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time, but when it comes to Middle America, you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political enlightenment! Well, just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government! Now get your ass back on first class and respect this class's right to make up their own minds! ...Oh, sorry I got a little off the subject, kids."
Andrew Cooper
this isn't tumblr, please don't fill image limit up with tumblr. we're here for the show and the episode
Adam Gutierrez
i remember the days when Sup Forums was about love
Juan Bell
I miss it when they were more detached from Hollywood desu
Mason Rogers
fucking kek who are these fucking retards? I thought WE were bad
Connor Perez
this isn't tumblr, please don't fill image limit up with shipping trash. we're here for the show and the episode
Blake Jackson
I'm a little worried about Garrison but he's one of the best characters so I'm sure he'll turn out okay no matter what happens.
Dylan Wright
>please stop showing Tumblr on here, we don't want you to realize Sup Forumsumblr was real all along
David Evans
fuck off mr. hatt i post want i want !!!
Jack Rodriguez
this too but ship posters can't be reasoned with.
Mason Gutierrez
He'll still be the President, probably, but I'd really like if they could somehow get him out of it and just put the duck that shits out of its mouth in it or something
Brody Bailey
we get it you can stop now
Jace Wilson
Call Girl x user please, it'll give me the spark to finish this fucking greentext.
