Left or Right?

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Why did Bruce bring a prostitute to dinner?

I'm fucking glad I'm a man, imagine wearing clothes so small like Lois' and Catwoman's. Must be super unconfortable.

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>Why did Bruce bring a prostitute to dinner?

Because he's Bruce Wayne. He is so rich, he has prostitutes permanently installed in his shower to wash his dick for him. He is so rich, he could afford to have all the urinals in waynetech replaced with prostitutes kneeling down with their mouth open 24/7.

Thicc Selina

Must be going somewhere fancy. Clark's wearing his finest sweater and Selina her skimpiest hooker dress.

Don't you guys think it's weird that a rich playboy like Bruce Wayne is friend's with someone as dull as Clark Kent?

This is why people hate Catwoman.

Christ Superbro didn't look the nerdy.

It's like how girls bring an ugly friend with them to the bar so they look prettier by comparison. It's not well known, but Bruce Wayne is apparently kind of a mopey fuck behind closed doors and secretly has really low self esteem. Kent probably knows he's being used but he's too good a guy to complain.

The goggles, they ugly as fug.

He's clearly friends with Pulitzer Prize winning Lois Lane, who is bringing her reserved yet strapping husband along.

Who’s watching the kids?

Neither

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Right, not even a question.

Issue?

Batman don't need sluts.

Poor Clark is probably just there because he's worried that Wayne will try something funny with his wife. With how this year's been going, I can't blame him.

Batman 37 - Superfriends Part 2 - Date Night

Have you noticed how much Bruce Wayne resembles Superman?

>God, Selina that's so embarrassing. Why can't you look classy and sexy like Lois?

Where is Hal?

foursome wife swap porn when?

Left. Right can fuck off.

whats going on here

Check rule34, it's probably been posted by now.

Now that Batman/Catwoman is official, why is it so boring?

Love is shit between them.

Timm was right.

Hal is having autims attack

It looks like someone told them they would go out, and each got ready for a different kind of party.
Bruce is going for a business casual company meeting.
Lois is going clubbing.
Selina is going clubbing on much seedier clubs.
Clark is going to a neighbours barbecue.

From what comic is this panel?

Clark's a pulitzer winning journalist as is Lois, theyve got class

What did Timm say?

WonderBat > BatCat

Your filth isn't welcome around these parts.

Because King's Batman run has been complete dogshit, so why wouldn't this part be the same?

Literally nothing wrong with WonderBat m8

Go to bed, Rucka.

So who wants a Lois/Selina issue? World's Finest Wives?

>Crossing the streams
>Ever

he just ships Barbs instead

For me it's Hal and Daiana

Both!
Are you crazy? Why would have snub any of them?

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We just had a World’s Finest Pets issue, sure why not.

taliabat>rest (i've been living under a rock for 30 years and i'm not coming out to face the current continuity, you can't make me)

At the very least he owes her a lot of dollars in alimony

Clark took on the entire Daily Planet when it was nothing but a gossip magazine, the guy has been to war torn countries, won a Pulitzer and is built like brick house. Wouldn't surprise me if Bruce is actually in gays with him.

DC is undergoing a Loissiance right now. They are reminding readers why she is Superman's gal.

This has a sort of classy dress up swinger party feeling which isn't unpleasant. And contrast nicely with the awkwardness of Bruce and Clark's interaction.

*would I snub

>Bruce owes Talia alimony because of the child she had to rape him to conceive.
Talia's shit, mate. And so is your logic.

Taliabat was not good thirty years ago either. It was never good.
It's not even nostalgia, you just have an amazingly shit taste.

Both Lois and Selina understand how super gay they are for one another, and can't help but laugh that neither thinks they're good enough for the other to be called friends

If you want WonderBat so bad just ship Jason and Artemis like the RHATOfriends are doing.

>rape
no such thing, as bruce is male

t. selina

I would like an annual with Lois and Selina having a wine night just reminiscing over the shit the two of them have to deal with regularly.

Take that shit and push it far up your asshole.

>Wouldn't surprise me if Bruce is actually in gays with him.
>if
Someone hasn't heard about the Wayne mansion monthly orgy rumors.

Teasing was more fun than an actual relationship

Men can be raped, user. Also, she slept with his adopted son. She's not a good partner. Period.

Trinity shipping is fucking trash no matter the combo.
I really want to see some interactions between them, you can even throw in the Catwoman persona and use Lois as the intel if you want them working together towards a common goal, otherwise classic mom shenanigans.

Speak for yourself.

Clark was raised in Kansas to him that is extremely dressed up.

Why is Lois posing also why is Selina hiding behind Bruce like he beats her?

yep this shit will ruin batcat for good. Pic in op just shows much this won't work

Lois' might be OK depending on the material. Selina's is actually on the verge of being too short to function and she would probably have to pull it down all the time and wear it with a free bra, which are usually itchy and uncomfortable.

Does anyone know if Hal and Carol have interacted somewhat recently, I stopped reading it right before rebirth.

Is Lois’ hair black or brown?

Id either take that, or the two breaking into a building to grab dirt on a shady business or something. But yeah, gossip is good too

Im still confused how Selina conntected Clark to Superman.
That would imply shes familiar with some random reporter.
When she is written as only being about the batside of Bruce. And Clark is pretty much on the sidelines.

I'm starting to think Clay Mann has a massive thing for Lois.

Bruce and Clark go way back.

The Wayne car broke down in Smallville once when they were kids and Bruce played baseball with Clark.

Hell Thomas Wayne once even got transported to Krypton once and met Jor-el he's the reason he sent his son to earth.

Shes done "business" in Metropolis before
I think she knows about Bruce and Damian visiting the Kent farm
She can put two and two together

>Also, she slept with his adopted son

Hot.

or scissoring

No more lolis.

Selina is a prostitute .

Well, she's pretty bangin

Also the fact that most of the world doesn't even think Superman has a Secret identity.

>Men can be raped, user. Also, she slept with his adopted son. She's not a good partner. Period.

Top tier tastes

Okay but she has never met him as clark kent. Unless she is stalking Bruce's movements and stole a picture. Theres no indication that she met Clark or Lois before.

Different continuity.

CAN YOU BLAME HIM?!

>this image but it’s batman glaring at Clark.
>Eat the cake Clark

What happend to Selena's baby

>kingfags swear Selina is so important
>barely acknowledged outside his book

The closest to their relationship is Liam saying he couldnt do a romantic because of Steve and Selina for The Brace and Bold. But mostly cuz hes contuining Rucka's run and Diana is with Steve. But niether are appearing in the book.
But compared to Lois and Supes where everyone knows how important they are. Its kinda funny.
Lois/Supes are a companywide OTP while BatCat is currently the wet dream of one dude.

>Trinity shipping is fucking trash no matter the combo.

I like the idea of Lois hiring Selina to get some info she knows Clark is too much of a good guy to steal.

she gave her up for adoption

I have a massive thing for Lois, too

Is this pre52? Is so she had the baby and put her up for adoption.

Why is George Clooney kissing Gal Gadot?

Does Bruce know about the time she offered Clark a threesome?

Yes. Helped him decide to marry her.
He too wants a threesome with Clark.
Or Poison Ivy