Samurai Jerk

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

I, UKA

THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF LIGHT

UNLEASHED AN UNIMAGINABLE GOOD

BUT A CUNNING SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A CURSED SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK

HE TWOO OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME

AND FLUNG ME INTO THE FUTURE WHERE HIS EVIL IS LAW

NOW I SEEK TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS JACK

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>not sending Uka into the past where the samuri's evil was law

So close user, so close.

I feel like a cursed sword would lend itself to making the user immortal more than a time traveller

stop bullying him I though he worked really hard on that meme.

good meme user

Good job, OP. I chuckled.

Behold the superior Good Aku AU.

AKU AKU IS FREE? OH NO IT CANNOT BE

very recently In a nearby country
I uka, unchanging master of light
Sowed a sublime kidness
But a cowardly ninja wielding a cursed spear stepped forth to oppose me
After the fist blown was given
he twoo open a portal in space
And flung me into a land where is evil is law
Now I see to return to my home and undo the tragedy that is Jack

Have a bump for that glorious idea.
May many fan artists pick it up

Wouldn't a hammer be more fitting?
Or a club.
Blunt, ignoble, brutal, low skill floor.

Better plot than season 5.

should be servant of light

That is an awesome ass au.
Paladin Aku.

I hope you don't mind if I took the best parts and threw them together.

VERY RECENTLY IN A NEARBY COUNTRY

I, UKA

THE UNWAVERING SERVANT OF LIGHT

SOWED A SUBLIME KINDNESS

BUT A COWARDLY RONIN WARRIOR WIELDING A CURSED SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK

HE TWOO OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME

AND FLUNG ME INTO A LAND WHERE HIS EVIL IS LAW

NOW I SEEK TO RETURN TO MY HOME AND UNDO THE TRAGEDY THAT IS JACK

I remember a comic with this in mind, anyone has it? Aku gets marked with Jack’s family crest and seals most of his powers.

>STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
>Not stepped backwards to befriend me
>BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK
>Not after the first blow was struck
>HE TWOO OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME
>Not sewed close a portal in time

Yeah. Same guy/chick who did Unfortunately, the pic's too big to post so:
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Posting in a good thread.

Fukin what? When did I step into bizzaro/co??

every comic am good!

Would Uka sound like Mako?
Or would he sound "the opposite"?
(however the fuck that would sound)

Aku sounds loud, dramatic and crazy
so Uka should sound calm and collected, maybe wise

So Iroh, then.

>Uka sounds like Iroh

This is canon now

Yesh!

Also,
>THE UNWAVERING SERVANT OF LIGHT
>unchanging master of light
>THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF LIGHT

Opposite of shapeshifting would be unchanging, but IMMUTABLE sounds better.

>I, UKA
>THE IMMUTABLE SERVANT OF LIGHT

I like this ending.

...

Looks badass I’ll take 20

OH YEAH PORRIDGE!

smaller version for everyone who can't be bothered

I don't remember this episode at all.

Very recently in a near by country
I, Uka
Immutable servant of light
Sowed a sublime kindness
But a cowardly ninja wielding a cursed hammer stepped forth to oppose me
After the first blown was given
he twoo open a portal in space
And flung me into a land where is evil is law
Now I see to return to my home and undo the tragedy that is Jack

So does would this make good Scaramouche Aku's sidekick?