Okay Sup Forums, be very careful with your wishes

Okay Sup Forums, be very careful with your wishes

I wish for a monkey paw free wish

I wish I wish I didn't squish that fish

I wish I hadn't made this wish

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

I wish no more cartoons go on for more than 5 seasons.

Your wish is granted and thusly wasted.

i wish south park was good again, chef and all

The turkey is still living
The fish squishes you

A squirrel girl comic book! I love that character, what could go wrong?

I wish for a genie.

I wish she was real and we were both happily in love

>the turkey is still living
Thanks, now I'm set for next Thanksgiving.

Done.

Well you're getting one, the PS4 remaster is based off the PSP remaster. Nice going.

You are transported back to the late 90s.

I wish that Miles never makes it into the MCU.

Whoops thought this was Sup Forums and about the new Medievil

Done, Sonic has no cohort.

Your favorite cartoon comes back

>sonic is in the mcu now

so no downside?

Done. You were never born, preventing you from making your wish

I wish Bendis would leave Marvel!!!

>You were never born
Good.

... you are also transported to Syria.

guys ;)
i wish i was dead ;)

>*leaves syria*

You're dead but still conscious.

>he doesn't know

Your heart gives out, but someone quickly revives you. You were legally dead due to how long you were out.

You're dead on the inside.

Oh I forgot this was a monkey's paw thread I was just making fun of the dude acting like a "depressed" pre teen

okay, but now you've gotta deal with a smartass genie

I wish for OP to die in his sleep tonight if you all reply to this post.

Your plane crashes. T
here are no survivors.

I wish modern cartoons had a less awful artstyle!

OP was actually your best friend in real life; your mutual enjoyment of posting on Sup Forums never came up in conversation.

Cartoons become wondrous works of art and animation but last half a season at best as the parent company sees no profit to be made in making their show look good.

Oliver Preston dies.

I never said "plane."

Your taste in art styles is altered to conform to modern cartoon standards.

This isn't the "try to outsmart the monkey paw" thread.

I wish every cartoon character came to life and had a talk with their creators, hardcore fans, and critics in their dreams.

I wish Samurai Jack was brought back so the story can be finished.

The paw needs plausibility, which the people pretending to be the paw do not have because they're trying too hard to be clever to be clever.

They go crazy realizing their lives were driven by a writer and go on a killing spree.

>My wish was the only one that wasn't twisted
>I beat the paw.
Suck it, fuckers

I wish Ken Penders would explode.

I wish for the ability to skip forward in time five seconds at will.

You happen to be sitting next to Ken Penders on an airplane

wtf did will do to you?

He's standing next to you when he does
In five seconds you die.

I'm ok with that.

I wish I was dead.

...

You were dead, but have since be revived by a paramedic. They took you away in an ambulance even though you told them you don't have health insurance.

I wish I was a ghost

i wish the remaining wishes gave no bad sides

>but still conscious.

So a ghost?

I wish I was a lesbian.

you are now a japanese style ghost
aka a floating human in a bed sheet with a hood

fuck. ok only the main characters (spongebob, Lincoln, dipper, mickey, Steven, aang, ect ect) come to life and watch their respective shows.

I'm ok with this, too.

You're a lesbian female who was born male and you live in a red state.

but your already a faggot and your on Sup Forums.

You get a ghost blowjob.

The paw itself doesn't give them anymore, rather all wishes just naturally turn out that way

>you

Same result. Samurai Jack leads an uprising.

no, yu

You virtually wished for nothing

i wish Jorel's Brother have an English dub

Nah, I made the shadow spawn wish.

I wish to be a slave to the Asian cock.

It's a really awful dub.

dam it. ok we swap the main characters between shows. and no swapping ones into death. (SpongeBob goes to water, those who breath air stay I'm air.)

Chris Chan is the VA for all the characters

You now exist in a fictional universe on Reddit.

You're a slave to a chicken from Asia

Part of my wish was for real life though

/yes/

Due to confusion from audiences all the shows get canceled.

I wish Disney brought Comcast

Disney brought bankruptcy to Comcast.

Granted, however internet speeds do not improve.

dicks. ok we age the characters by 10 years. I want to see how some of them turn out. also change the rating to pg 13

They're all dead by ten years. The show is about the side characters talking about the MC's life for an entire season in a very depressing way

I'm ok with that.

I wish I was a man.

You commit suicide.

i wish for Motu Platu General threads in Sup Forums

You get testicular cancer

they turn into stealth Sup Forums threads and shitposting

Sup Forums becomes the new nightmare fuel section of Sup Forums.

You get them, but you die shitting in the streets before you can see the first general.

>implying that it is bad

I wish there were more Asian men on Television.

I wish that I had complete control over anything that I may want at any time, but without any backlash that would damage me in some physical or psychological way, of any kind, to happen to me or anyone in the world I inhabit, unless I say otherwise.

A weird trend starts in Japan where guys stand on televisions.