Ok... Realistically he'd get laid every once in a while right?

Ok... Realistically he'd get laid every once in a while right?

he did. creator confirmed. stop asking this

He's Johnny Bravo, not Johnny Alpha

>the virgin johnny
>the chad carl

ON THE VERY FIRST EPISODE HE GETS SPAT OUT FROM A VOLCANO FOR NOT BEING A VIRGIN AND ENDS UP ON AN ISLAND OF GAY GANGRAPE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK

there was some episode where a bunch of amazons tried to use him as a virgin sacrifice, but he was rejected, so

season 1 and 4 or season 2 and 3?

>creator confirmed
What?

Man I haven't seen this shit since I was 5-10 years old. I dunno

Yes, we just don't see it

season 1 and 4 are the ones that are by the creator. they're a lot more hanna barbera like (super campy), and johnny is less of a bumbling manchild, and more of a straight man to a world that can't give him a break.
his sidekick is Donny Osmond
season 2 and 3 the creator wasn't apart of the show, and it was retooled. Its still inline with the world doesn't give Johnny a break, but Johnny acts more like a jerkass manchild who always falls on his face. a lot less campy, and more to the point with it's humor. a little more formulaic though
his sidekick is Carl

also season 1 and 4 are more interested in making references

is that when they brought in the dweeby dude a lot?

yes, carl

hit on literally everyone and you will find a slut eventually.

fucking carl
bravo works when its johnny, the ladies, and sometimes that little girl pops up and she's real cool and her friendship with johnny makes you believe that johnny is a good dude who maybe one day will find the right girl and he can finally be at peace on this earth before the good lord takes him to heaven where the breasts are heavy and consent is never denied. amen.

but carl was just the worst

This. Very first episode shows he's not a virgin.

Blame Seth McFarlane for that.

in show no one likes Carl, especially normal people.
Usually, they get really annoyed with him.
its kinda why he could only hang around Pops and Mama

>Johny Alpha
Well yeah, that guy was all about the pussy

His game on beast girls is ridiculous though

Johnny Beta?

sometimes all it takes is the courage to ask user
you don't even have to be a stud muffin that sounds like Elvis to succeed