Why Storm is so hot bros?

Why Storm is so hot bros?
She and Jean were my first waifus

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>Why Storm is so hot bros?
Talented artists.

She is a black woman with white features

Best X-men girl

Thank you dude I have been looking for that in HD forever.

Favorite Storm artist?

> David Yardin (pic related)
> Frank Cho
> 2001 X-Treme Era Salvador Larroca

Byrne

>> 2001 X-Treme Era Salvador Larroca
Yas
> Dis pussy slip.

Because she was created by horny artists.

Superior genetics. She's a mutant after all.

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This combined with the white hair, cool powers, and confidence.

Was this comic written by a bald man? Does he not know that your hair being pulled hurts?

Does anyone have that page where I think Gambit finds her sunbathing on a roof?

If my hentai mangas have shown me anything, it’s that delicious brown + white hair = god tier waifus.

Because she is a white woman painted brown. She has zero black features, from her hair down to her face and body. That is why she is so appealing. You but nappy nigro hair on her, big lips, and a weird aplike skull and she would look just as hideous as every other black woman.

>Classy and refined, but can shank a bitch if she has to
>Comfortable with her own body, practically a nudist
>Enjoys wearing copious amounts of leather
>Light hair + dark skin = instant knockout
>Experienced and battle hardened, but still compassionate

Really, the only bad thing about her is penchant for going back to that ugly mohawk every time she faces an emotional upset, but that's more bad writing than anything that really detracts from her character.

All of the art posted so far is absolute shit.

Insecure racist assholes, back to Sup Forums ! Half of you fags don't even read comics.

Is this more to your liking, ma'am?

Explain what is wrong with...

The rightmost one reminds of Taraji P Henson, and that's a good thing

Step aside, western plebeians. Japan is here to perfect Storm.

>Why Storm is so hot bros?
cause she's a nudist

Design wise that is arguable but sadly they nutered he badly power-wise.

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Jungle fever

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MUH FUCKING DICK

Things I need in life...

A Trinity of Thunder series with Storm, Odinson & Moon Knight in Africa fighting African & Egyptian gods.
Storm is sexed up & her & Thor are fuck buddies.

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>brown eyes

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If Marvel scorches the earth of FoX-Men.
Who would you cast as Storm?

My pick is Condola Rashād (billions)

Yikes

Have they ever explained how this nigress has blue eyes, aren't both her parents true niggers?

She's a mutant. Mutated eye color.

Did the writer mean carnal or charnel?

SHE
IS
A
MUTANT

A white mutant can have natural green hair but a black mutant with blue eyes is somehow wrong? Also her eyes are suppose to look like cat eyes.

I remember being 13 years old

I want a white girl to play Storm.

Charlize Theron
See has the eyes

> Using hyenas to hunt african witches

That's like using black cats to hunt european witches lol

Weather witch (related to Thor is my head canon). Her features are because either magic or mutant genes. She used to have cateyes, too.

Mutants usually have shit genes. X-men just tend to be cream of the crop of non fucked up ones.

Storm in particular is pure perfection out of all of them despite not being omega.

Chris Claremont wanted her, as part of her whole Earth Goddess thing, to have features of all races, so black skin, blue eyes, Asian face. No idea where the white hair comes from.

>Storm in particular is pure perfection out of all of them
No, that's Rogue.

The white hair is just supposed to look mystical, like cat eyes.

Rogue is southern white trash

I kinda hope they keep pic related, she's pretty cute

I don't mean for fap bait. I mean genetic wise she is usually called out as being one of the more perfect ones. Rogue gets omega status these days though.

>first waifus
>first
>waifuS
You are scum.

Is something wrong with the post? My pick.

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Kek

The good old days.

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DAYUM

Sweet mother of god, thank you. Was looking for this.

Those kids just got ushered into puberty.

Been my favorite storm design since i first saw her

It's a shame Halle Berry got older she was literally perfect.

Berry looks the exact same
Her and Will Smith have some mystical anti-aging magic

Can we all agree that Mohawk Storm was a mistake?

How can her best look be a mistake?

No.

Everyone was hot in the nineties. Today, she's kinda plain.

Everyone's kinda plain today. We're living in the New Puritanism.

In the long run, yeah. It was fine for it's time, but artists keep bringing it back when they don't know what else to do with her look. It's gotten beyond old.

I like mohawk storm but it just doesn't work if she isn't in full punk gear

Storm's harder than nails. I think this was supposed to nod towards that was well.

Most artists don't bother nowadays, but she canonically has (or had) Asiatic facial features.

It's a tween thing i think

...woah...you said nigger...AND nigress...woah...you're so hardcore...i bet everyone at high school is scared of you...

>>>/tumblr/

So, uh, you don't see black people very often, do you?

I can understand the rationale behind not being able to do any tests that rely on electricity, but unable to fax her fingerprints? That doesn't even make sense.

Hell, a CT-scan or xray should work due to utilizing radiation for their operations too, but I can accept it being an issue due to her mutant skin or something. The fax makes absolutely no sense though

I love those go-go hooker boots and toned bellies
Make Muties Great Again

Nice abs

so she's more like a brazilian

Blue eyes are far less rare than green eyes, much less silver eyes or violet eyes.

>Why is storm so hot?
Well user, most storms contain lightning, and lightning can burn at up to 53,000 degrees, much hotter than what normal humans are used to.

wow, what a comment. you must be an underage faggot

he's right tho. same shit for animes. most artists can't into facial structure. I don't agree with him about the racist part but it's a fact that they just color people brown and call it a black person

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Storm isn't supposed to look like a west african or a stereotypical afram at all, if eastern african women were drawn in comics they'd often come closer to a "brown white girl" than that.

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>Virgins cure aids

....How in the Hell...

I feel like they would actually believe this too...

The existence of that belief isn't controversial.
theguardian.com/world/2003/jun/29/southafrica.aids

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BLACK DON'T CRACK

My dad stopped aging after he turned 50 and I always look at least 5 years younger than what I am.

>My dad
how would you know? He left when you were 9

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I can't take it anymore.
I'm going to fap furiously and you better not try to stop me. Don't blame me for the deluge, though