Tfw you'll never date a guy as kind, handsome, honorable and brave as him ;_;

>tfw you'll never date a guy as kind, handsome, honorable and brave as him ;_;

honestly prince phillip has basically ruined men for me
fu*k disney for setting such unrealistic expectations for little girls

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I wonder if this thread will come back a couple of years from now but the attractive Disney male lead that gets fawned over is Flynn Rider.

Little girls and fags today have it worse. Pic related.

Never raise your children with cartoons. especially from Disney.
For example Elsa, horrible role model but Disney keeps pushing her because she's popular.

>falling for Philip when Eric was the superior husbando
Granted the Princes have a shallow pool to pick from so Philip is still in the top 3. For the old age of Disney he was a huge step forward from the Snow White AND Cinderella princes.

Don't blame Disney. Your prince charming is out there, you're just not searching hard enough.

>Elsa's song is basically 'Fuck responsibility, fuck everyone, I'm gonna do what I want'
Picked up on this real damn fast in the theater first time I watched it. As put upon as Elsa was by her parents paranoia Anna had the rawest deal the whole movie and is perhaps the perfect self-sacrificing sister you could ever ask for.

Is that Red Robin Hood?

>'Fuck responsibility, fuck everyone, I'm gonna do what I want'
It's like Disney wanted the little girls of this generation to grow up into being Egoists.

Cindy's prince was cool in III tho

It's a villain song.

>tfw nearly 30 and no prince charming

I thought big boobs was all I needed.

Yet, she's the poster and star of Frozen. Such shallow morales shouldn't be expressed by the most popular Disney character.

looks is not everything. You think men are shallow?

Yeah you faggot

They've been like that for a while now but not as celebrated to the extent Elsa was. In some ways Elsa is an evolution of Aurora's archetype where her desire to forego responsibility to follow her wants clashes with what is demanded or expected of her. In Aurora's case it works out. The man she fell for in the woods happened to be the prince she was betrothed to so it works out and she doesn't have to rebel.

Ariel is the next step, the halfway point between Aurora and Elsa. Ariel has her own Want Song where she wishes to be on land and experience land shit. Sebastian narks on her and Triton, her Dad, opposes her so strongly he destroys the junk she had been collecting and her prized Eric statue. She defies her authority unlike Aurora but unlike Elsa the misfortune that follows only affects a tight collection of people than a whole country. She learns her lesson and gets what she wants in the end anyway because her Dad is magic.

Elsa is twisted into a paranoid mess by her parents and internalizes bad advice of shitty trolls. She ends up plunging the country she should be running into a rampant unseasonal blizzard and nearly kills her sister, and would have kept running away to Let it Go if Hans didn't drag her ass back to the capitol. In the end she regrets everything, cries, and everything works out in the end for her.

You forgot to live in a cottage in the woods, singing all day to your animal companions. Did you not study these films?

I went to college instead. What an idiot I was. I could've been dancing around in a dress and bustier but instead I just got myself in debt.

well, Let it Go isn't promoting irresponsibility if you consider the fact that Elsa decided to go back home eventually, and nearly fucked everything up by leaving in the first place.

>I could've been dancing around in a dress and bustier but instead I just got myself in debt.
Ever considered prostitution? Or starring in fetish porn?

actually, if sociologists look at what women consider to be "a good man"; there literally aren't enough "good men" to go around. You're especially fucked if you're a high socioeconomic status woman who wants to marry someone of equal or greater social status (nearly all women define "a good man" as having equal or greater social status then themselves).

That's what was interesting about Kristoff and Aladdin. He wasn't a prince, but a peasant. And a peasants are more realistic example of a man to aspire for if you don't want insane levels of competition with other women.

yeah but he also has the personality of a potato

Prince Philip is a cardboard cutout with barely any personality. His only traits were being hot and rescuing damsels in distress. If that’s enough to ruin men for you, perhaps you never deserved anyone to begin with.
Flynn Rider is Best boy though. The girls of today will have patrician taste

Yeah, if your standard is perfection, you will be disappointed.
Just think about how many dashing, generous, kind-hearted smart guys will realistically be given well-paying jobs over chubby workaholics, thrifty bureaucrats, reckless assholes and every other thing inbetween that is realistically more dedicated and reliable on the job. And then you look at how a guy working a full day or more would find time to maintain his physique, sleep and maybe talk to you for a hot damn minute. At some point he kinda has to either be a blow-hard who compromises the job to allow for wellness, an overworked burnout or just live between home and job but gain weight a bit.
Or he is just a rich heir to something he has no idea how to run and can actually dedicate his everything into looking good and being rich. But those are unicorns and also shallow assholes with no compassion for the common people.
The day only has 24 hours and you just cannot take time for all the things.
Oh, and if you find a really good balance of guy, you can be sure any chick ever to be around him will want that D, too. So he is inevitably gonna cheat on you or leave you at some point because he can do better. Because he only gets more rich, confident and stable for decades while your looks deteriorate past 25.

When was the last time you watched the movie?

>want a prince
>but make no effort to be a princess

3DPG was mistake

He should be asking you that question if you seriously think Anyone But the filthy Fey had any personality in that movie.

>3DPG
What do you think that stands for?

3D Pig Giscard d'Estaing, obviously.

Well most men are shallow. Just not prince charming types

Needs a >shadman edit

Neither of those involve a cottage and a big dress

Well, fetish porn maybe but it wouldn't be the same

Superior

>strong as fuk

>great with kids

>An actual hero

Try being under 250lbs

>tfw you're just a Fix-it Felix Jr

He's great, especially considering his comparatively short screen time to newer characters like Flynn. Every single scene that Phillip is in gives you insight into his character.

He's playful with his horse Samson. You immediately get the impression that they're a strong team who have a past full of adventures.

Speaking of team work; Phillip and Samson have to team up with the fairies (who also have to rescue him!) to stop Maleficent. The team of five all rely on each other during the final battle. He's not a typical plot-device prince even when fighting.

His relationship with his dad is great. There's a clear conservative/liberal divide between them, but you can tell during their debate about 14th-century relationships they love and respect each other. The fact that his dad ultimately puts his son's happiness above the royal bloodline says so much about them.

Then there's the way he acts around Aurora. He's confident and bold in the way he pursues her, but it's never from a place of superiority. I mean, it's clear from their first meeting that he's views her as an equal. He's genuinely in love with her and yes, insta-love sucks, but I believe him 100%.

Phillip was the best prince you could possible have in such an early Disney film. Just compare him to Snow White's plot-device pervert or Cinderella's better but still kind of boring prince.

we get it, you are gay user. but the good kind of gay at least.

You're not a girl, you're a tranny. Prince charming doesn't go for hons, lower your standards faggot

try getting a personality first, and then some interests, not all men are shallow, unless you're shallow yourself, then you deserve someone shallow

Three Dourpuff Girls

Fix-It Felix married to a hot sergeant, though.

I can admire a woman like Calhoun but I dunno if I could handle that in a relationship

>tfw you can't understand women who like Prince Charmings
>tfw you prefer whiny rich boys instead

She's a bit a of a fix-'er upper, but you can tell that's 100% his thing.
A bit more of a dominant streak and he'd have her prancing around the house in a horse costume until he can stand his wine glas on her forehead securely and only talks when spoken to directly.

Is there something you're repressing?

Just get another cat, 4 isn't enough

See
You stupid newfag.
>not knowing about three dourpuff girls giscard d'Estaingposting

It's ok because of see Chel as a child I have little to no desire to be with white woman. Only thicc spanish girls for me, no regrets!

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That's ok user.
I don't want to be with white guys. Only Asian guys for me.

I feel like it's a "fuck you, homophobes" song

Let's get down to business