Do you think bruce and selina's marriage will work like lois and clark's does?

do you think bruce and selina's marriage will work like lois and clark's does?

No

No. They'll likely divorce or Selina will die by the time King's run is over. Or some other fuckery that makes Batman single again.

there will be more fighting and a lot more selina calling bruce on his bullshit. the better question is how theyll deal with public perception of a known criminal (and former mob boss) marrying a rich playboy. itd be odd if there werent attacks on bruce because of selina's past

God Damn they have made mommy Lois so hot. I always thought Lois was supposed to be above average in looks but not hot status. Lois being in her late 30's has been kind to her.

As for the marriage I doubt it will stick. Batman's character doesn't allow him to have stable relationships no matter how much the fans might want it, including me.

Selina looks like a Russian escort called Yelena

No. Why do you think King did that annual issues. Batcat will end after a couple of runs and it will end badly.

Is that a "Shameless" reference?

I don't care. I just want detective stories in a grim atmosphere.

I dont care as long as we get Helena.

And pregnant barefoot Selina walking around the house

How come Diana and Steve are never invited to date night?

... Is it because Steve is blonde? Or is it because he's a soldier and therefore uses guns?

Do we need this thread again because some people are butthurt about Bruce and Selina? Why do people get so fucking retarded when it comes to shipping?

King plans to be writing for at least five years so hang on tight, and yeah no shit, tends always revert to the status quo.

I am pretty sure Superfamily is also going to end at one point and people are going to REEEEE about it. Someone is going to come in and kill Jon or OMD the Superfmaily.

>I am pretty sure Superfamily is also going to end at one point and people are going to REEEEE about it. Someone is going to come in and kill Jon or OMD the Superfmaily.
This. I mean, I like the Superfamily, but I do want muh status quo back even if we're on a neat variation of it. I don't know if I want this Superfamily to be around forever. What I want to know is how they'll fix it.

Because Bruce and Clark are tighter with each other than they are with Diana.

Also Diana and Steve should double date with Arthur and Mera, then blondes would be OK and Aquaman doesn't give a fuck about guns.

>do you think bruce and selina's marriage will work like lois and clark's does?
Nope
Selina will run away with Bruce's child and then she'll be killed and we'll get a rogue baby Batman who will eventually one up Damian in every way

>I am pretty sure Superfamily is also going to end at one point and people are going to REEEEE about it. Someone is going to come in and kill Jon or OMD the Superfmaily.
>mfw this will happen and there will be anons who are happy about this

Honestly yes it could work but it would be dysfunctional. They are the type who would have an argument once a week, have insane sex to make it up and then be good. However if they miss sex it will pile up until basically they are at each other's throats. They trust each other but both are stubborn and strong willed. So long as sex is on the table they'd probably be able to move into a stable and successful relationship after either a kid or 10 years

Because Wonder Woman and Steve's relationship is constantly on and off. It really says something when Bruce of all people has a more stable relationship than you.

Batman will die. Remember it is hinted at in issue 5.

Then either Dick/Duke will takeover

>Superman’s wife
>not hot status
Really nigger, you think he's marrying some decent woman?

There are fans and haters of everything but it only takes one higher up to be autistic about something to completely destroy it.

Quesada was autistic about the Spider-Marriage and tried to kill it before but some of the Spider-Man fans didn't like how it happened (like killing MJ in a plane accident) but he finally managed to do it in OMD.

You should just enjoy it while it lasts user, it's the only thing you can do.

No. Batfags love to self insert and Bruce and most of them cant do that if he is married.

did fucking nobody read the annual

I thought that was the point. That Clark could have anyone but he chose someone based on her personality. Someone who is mildly attractive but her personality shined through. Hell there was a whole arc about 10 years ago with Lois being insecure because she wasn't as good looking as other women in Supes' life.

Lois & Clark are like Mickey and Minnie while Bruce/Selina are like Donald and Daisy.

>OMD the Superfmaily
That's probably why DC brought in Bendis.

Tasteless disgusting little turd.

Fuck this is my legit fear about Bendis being on Superman. That or replacing him with one of his OC characters.

>Also Diana and Steve should double date with Arthur and Mera
See, the problem is that this makes way too much sense. Diana and Arthur really should be friends, they have a lot in common and compatable personalities.

Also, Steve and Mera interacting would be pretty funny. The pseudo-chad and the rage queen, just kinda talking about stuff.

If Batman stays double shipping, then King will be on it for about 4 years.
24+24+24+24=96+4=100
That's four years and two months.

He said at least so there's possibility for him staying longer.

Why? It's not like she would do anything. She would be a baby and they are not going to time skip or anything. Who gives a shit about Helena. She was never a good character and not even a good Hunteress.

Selina needs to die before the marriage. We don't want Batman to love the thot.

>REEE I hate change. Batman will forever be alone, just like me. Superman will always be alone, just like me. Dick will always be Robin. REEE

Superfamily is best thing they’ve done to Superman. To kill that off because whatever reason would be stupid. Especially since we’ve had Damien for all those years. They even killed him off only to bring him back.

>Talia kidnaps Helena
>Artifically ages her up
>She joins Super Sons/Kids
>Jon marries Helena

fuck off supersonsfag

I'm not saying to OMD the super-family. I just don't want that to be the new status quo forever.

Fuck off 90s status-quofag.

You see marriage is work, hard work. Most people forget about that fact. Will Selina and Bruce be at each other's throats? Hell yeah they will. Will they have a happy family like the Kents? No where close. But that doesn't mean they won't be happy together, and they're arguably the only ones willing to put up with one another. Kings writing might be shit, but the pairing does work. I think a lot of people are just used to seeing Bruce old, bitter, and alone in his autumn years

There are so many horrible things he could do that all I have is a general sense of doom when I think about him and Superman. I'm hoping he is kept contained in some separate continuity like his work on Ultimate Spiderman so that he can do whatever the fuck he wants without fucking with mainstream continuity.

>more stupid pointless shipping shit
You are a idiot and just made bringing Helena in this universe even more shittier than it already was. You batcat fags are retarded.

>Superfamily is best thing they’ve done to Superman.
It really did make entirely too much sense to do this. Makes me want other big name capes to start their own families.

Diana and Steve could get hitched and make Lyta out of clay. Fury can even join Jon and Damien, and we'd finally have a Kid Trinity.

Arthur officially makes Mera his queen, and this time Manta can fuck off away from the kid. Frankly, this one is kind of inevitable given the couple's popularity.

>Superfamily is best thing they’ve done to Superman. To kill that off because whatever reason would be stupid. Especially since we’ve had Damien for all those years. They even killed him off only to bring him back.

First off, I don't think they should be alone. Superman always had a large group he knew, Batman has the Bat-family (though I do hate Damien a little bit), and I like the current dynamic with Superman's family. I think it's neat and holds a new avenue for the character. However, I don't want this to be the end-all for the character forever and ever. I don't think they should kill Jon, I just prefer the old school Superman with his wife Lois Lane and the two in Metropolis. I'm not a huge fan of them having new names and all that. I think for now, it's cool, but for that to be how it is till the day Superman in comics is dead? I'm not a fan. I mean, DC won't keep Jon forever, will they? They can keep Damien because he's a new Robin, but Superman having a son till the end of time is gonna be tricky.

You're a pedo

Bruce and Selina's relationship right now is basically 2 fucked up people afraid of ending up old and alone

Batman and Catwoman married achieves nothing and just makes everything worse. Bruce with HAVE to team up with Selina instead of Robin now or the married with feel pointless. Batman will HAVE to go to Selina when he doubts himself instead of Alfred for the same reasons. Other Bat characters will get down played to play up Catwoman who as a character doesn't even need this level of depth. It's a dumb pointless Idea that will just limit all the characters and is only being done because King wants to leave a legacy because Bat writer in this day of age are forgot quickly after a new one jumps on. And the only faggots that like the idea are dumbass shippers or Catwoman waifu fags that know the only way she will be relevant is if she attaches heself on to Batman like a parasite and not even give a shit about the other supporting characters this playfully dull pairing affects.

>Diana and Steve could get hitched and make Lyta out of clay. Fury can even join Jon and Damien, and we'd finally have a Kid Trinity.
Fuck off, superfluous characters is the biggest problem at DC.

Nah mate, Jason is superfluous. Lyta is an actual character who can serve as a new avenue for Diana's character to explore. Despite her being so motherly to begin with, nobody has ever really explored the idea of her raising a child.

If there is a Superhero that can have a successful family life it would be Superman. Why do you want to take that away from him?

What status quo do you want from him? To be stuck forever single working at the daily planet like some Spider guy I know? Be honest are you Bendis?

>Bruce with HAVE to team up with Selina instead of Robin now or the married with feel pointless

Damien is getting old enough that he’s doing solo missions. Right now he’s splitting his time with Teen Titans, Super Sons, and Gotham. Damian is growing up, he’ll soon leave the role of Robin behind. Until he can inherit the Batcowl.

>Batman will HAVE to go to Selina when he doubts himself instead of Alfred for the same reasons.

Why not both? Alfred is there when he’s Bruce, Selina is there when he’s Batman.

>Other Bat characters will get down played to play up Catwoman who as a character doesn't even need this level of depth.

Why doesn’t Catwoman deserve to be fleshed out? All the other Bat characters have their own solo books or part of other teams.

>It's a dumb pointless Idea that will just limit all the characters and is only being done because King wants to leave a legacy because Bat writer in this day of age are forgot quickly after a new one jumps on.

Have you not been reading it? Sure Catwoman is there. However King also makes sure to include other characters. Dick & Damian had a heart to heart conversation when Cat & Bat we’re fighting Talia. Like I said they also have their own books. If anything this would give Batman something he’s searching for.

>And the only faggots that like the idea are dumbass shippers

MUH BATMAN HAS TO BE FOREVER ALONE! C’mon Bruce & Selina have been an item for ages. It’s time for Batman to settle down somewhat and take a wife. Catwoman & Batman are two sides the same coin. She steals from criminals to give to the poor, while Batman beats them up and hands them to the police/Arkham.

No, I'm not Bendis. I'm not saying that this family life thing is bad, I'm just saying it should only be temporary and it most likely will. I don't think they have Jon in the comic and plan to keep him forever. That said, I don't think they'll kill him off, but that when the next cosmic event or whatever happens, things will resemble the poriginal status quo, and I'm okay with that. I think the Superfamily idea is great, and I love what is being done. I just don't know how I feel about it being this way for the rest of time. I'm not saying it should stop now, but in the future it might, and that's probably for the better. Spider-Man is different. On one hand, I can see why editorial did OMD. On the other hand, it was stupid of them anyways. I'm not saying we need that yet, but I'm saying something WILL happen and it WILL make things go back to how they were. And if it's done well, then I'll be okay with that. If it's done poorly, then I'll be pissed. Right now, though, I'm just enjoying Superman having a good life.

I'm merely saying that this family arrangement is temporary, and I prefer it that way.

Spider-Man is living with Mockingbird now. Well more like being her roommate with benefits. Alternative universe they have him married and has a kid.

But I agree. Superheroes shouldn’t stay forever alone.

They did try to change it. That’s what New 52 was about. ReBirth came about because readers hated New 52’s changes. Superfamily is best thing that’s came out in awhile. DC tends to stick to things, I mean we have Damian still around.

>Talia kidnaps Helena
>Artifically ages her up
>She joins Super Sons/Kids
>Jon marries Helena

Jason being superfluous doesn't mean your dumbass idea isn't. Having yet another amazon be a higher with another kryptonian and another batfamily member is the very definition of superfluous.

>a billion batcharacters heroes
>a billion kryptionians heroes
>a billion amazon heroes
>a billion green lanterns
>an entire rainbow of lanterns with billions each (except for blue rip)
>a billion speedsters
>a billion arrow guys
>a billion Shazam guys (thank you ever so much Johns for creating EVEN MORE)
>multiple legacy characters with many of them having the same powers as the original (shout out to Jaime for being different from Ted)
>Miss Martian, Zachary Zatara, Little Barda being characters that shouldn't even fucking exist

When was the last time DC made a new hero wasn't a part of an other hero's family and didn't die off or was forgotten about after their run was over.

lol I was gonna say Bunker but then he got forgotten about in Rebirth

It's pretty much always been canon that Lois has fashion model caliber looks, she just finds the idea of actually being a model too boring.

Heck, the only reason she's a reporter is because she was originally written in a time when women weren't allowed in the Army.

I'll give him props for surviving up until 2016 right before Rebirth though.

Also Tanya Power Girl I guess such she has like nothing in common from booby Power Girl. I was hoping Priest would change her name so she could be her own character and not get associated with Superman but he hasn't yet.

>>a billion amazon heroes
There are four, Diana, Donna, Cassie, and Artemis. Hippolyta was only a cape once, and Nubia barely exists.

And again, Lyta's presence would facilitate a new kind of story for Diana, and frankly, she's in desperate need of something to do, since writers instantly HUUUUURRRRRR whenever they are confronted with writing for her. Let her and Steve be parents, goodness knows Steven REALLY needs some kind of role since nobody uses ARGUS.

Also, Lyta's a preexisting character, so it's really no big deal. Chill.

>wants new kinds of stories
>wants superfluous characters

Alrighty

Fuck I totally forgot about him

DC did too.

>Look him up
>He was a gay Mexican
>Stop reading right there

Well not I think I remember why we all forgot about him

>Artifically ages her up
I want Helena to be younger so she can be Jon's cute little sister.

He was the best character in Lobdell and Pfiefers' TT runs even if the bar was low

Shitty Catwoman is finally going to die. Time to celebrate motherfuckers Countdown to dead whore o'clock.

What exactly do you consider "superfluous"?

Jon alreasy has Damian also why tge fuck is Jon even a thing with Helena. Do people really just want her because they aren't gay anough the ship the oringal Superbats? Helena is a garbage character and Hunteress just exist to be fapbait. Her being gone or some literally who is just better for DC in general. Helena will always be shitty fanfic tier.

I hope it does last, OP. We've had decades and decades of single Bruce stories, it's time to shake things up.

You guys try way too hard to downplay Cat's relevancy. Cat is literally one of the most recognizable characters in comics, not just female characters. DC won't do away with her permanently, and even if she and Bats don't get married they'll still flirt with their romance because they compliment each other.

FYI, I don't care whether they're together or not. But this is one of those cases where the nay-sayers are more autistic than the shippers. It's a really rare situation. Time to reflect guys, you know it won't be permanent. nothing in comics is ever permanent. If you like it, enjoy it while it lasts, if you don't, bare it until it's over. Yeesh.

Lois isn't so much about "not being hot" so much as "doesn't care about needing to be hot and doesn't bother being 100% perfectly groomed". Which often winds up making her even hotter, as anybody who's had a girlfriend with post-sex hair can probably testify. Or sweatpants Lois in Super-Sons, or whatever.

She's attractive as hell, she just doesn't need to flaunt it.

>A million rants about status quo
>Something shakes up the status quo
>"REEEEE IT WON'T LAST FUCK THIS IT SHOULD GO BACK TO THE STATUS QUO."

Every time.

none

Lois looking pretty good for a woman in her late 30s.

unncessary

there is already a ton of amazon heroes out there with her having two little sisters
they haven't fleshed out those relationships much so they shouldn't add another one

and fucking DEFINITELY shouldn't make another trinity

Its only good if it fits MY tastes

>unnecessary
Again though, I think it could lead to some good stories, since Diana being a mother has never been explored before.

>they haven't fleshed out those relationships much so they shouldn't add another one
On this, we very much agree. It's frankly disgusting that Donna and Cassie rarely appear in their native series. And now Artemis is back, and she and Diana haven't gotten into a single pissing match. They're friendly rivals, so they should fuckin' bicker, dammit!

Isn't Clark like 36 and Lois 34 after the Superbro and Superdad merge convergence thingie? When Supes came into this current timeline he was 10 years older than the rest of the cast because of the "they stole 10 years" bullshit. so he should be in his mid thirties and Lois in her mid to early thirties. At least that's how I took it.

It is generally accepted that Lois is older than Clark due to the fact that Lois was already a respected journalist when Clark was fresh from college.

Shit you're right, don't matter Lois be hot as shit.

Lois is older than Clark and she and Clark knew each other for a few years before being married and having a kid, who is currently 10 years old.

Just to chime in I'm actually a journalist, and I got my masters in journalism by age 23(Clark only has a Bachelors). So figuring Clark got into the Planet at 22-23, he new Lois for maybe.. 3 years before knocking her up then 11 years later(Jon is 11) I'd say Clark is 35-36 as of right now, let's Lois is 2 years older, that makes her 38ish.

Prob that kryptonian jizz. Keeps her face looking good.

If John is 11, then it would be 12 years later. A nitpick I know.

Clark spent a couple of years wandering the globe though, didn't he? Lois spent that time being a journalist and building her rep.

They might actually be pretty much the same age.

He was 25-ish when he first debuted as Superman, I think.

So Lois has totally written some fluff article on the joys and troubles of being a mother, right? Slow news days still happen, and she's gotta turn in something.

Maybe Bendis will ask for suggestions from Hack Snyder.

Selina is like a turbo slut, of course it won't.

I wish they would do this instead of trying to force the Trinity shit.

Have her and Aquaman be their own duo, like Bruce and Clark or Hal and Ollie.