What if there was a guy who followed around the Joker and laughed whenever he committed crimes...

What if there was a guy who followed around the Joker and laughed whenever he committed crimes, but it was nonstop and really derisive? How would the Joker respond to that?

he would shoot him

He can't, the guy's superpower is he always gets away first and comes back soon after.

>the heckler

>its just batman

He should have someone like waldrof and statler constantly be around him making snide comments about everything he does. It would be even funnier if its the new 52 edgy joker and they keep telling him hes not funny anymore

I would pay to read this comic.

Honestly this is a great idea for a character

That would be wonderful.

>they make everyone laugh
>even Batman

Honestly i think he needs it, the problem with the joker now is that hes just an edgemonster and isnt even funny anymore

HArley Quinn could become this character

Badly. The Joker hates being the punchline.

some versions of the joker have made more of an attempt to actually be funny than others, but a lot of times he's only supposed to be funny to himself

"What's the deal with this guy?"
"He's the Clown Prince of Crime, apparently."
"Really? The only crime he's commiting is against comedy!"
"OHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I hope he shoots some of the Joker Gas this way."
"Why?"
"Because its the only thing I've seen from him that'll make us laugh."
"OHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I can't believe we've been kidnapped by this clown. Why does he have to tie us up like this?"
"Can you blame him? It's not like anyone'll chose to stay and listen to his jokes."
"OHOHOHOHOHO!"

I suddenly want this so badly.

I'd watch a whole Muppet-Batman show

"You know, I think he's finally found his audience!"
"Yeah, all it took was a theater booked by Insomniacs Anonymous!"
"OHOHOHOHOHO!"

"You know, I have to admit, he's got good variety."
"Hah!"
"Why are you laughing?"
"Because that's the first joke we've heard since we got in here!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I'd honestly give him Amy Schumer money."
"Why?"
"Because he's just as funny!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"What are you watching on your phone?"
"Pawn Stars."
"Why are you watching Pawn Stars when there's a killer clown down there?"
"Because if I'm going to sit through trash, I want the full experience!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"He's got a good future in stand-up, I tell ya."
"Yeah, I here Marky Mark is hiring a key grip!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

>those pop culture references

How can it be le funny without pop culture references?

Simply amazing.

First two are good. You blew it with the other three.

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what if he also raped the joker

fuck off gordon

>the real reason the joker is crazy is some superpowered guy follows him around constantly belittling him, and there's literally nothing the joker can do to stop it
>that inability to do anything has made him realise existance is a joke

>joker does increasingly dark, sadistic and unfunny things to try and get the guy to fuck off but it never works
>this explains why he has been written the way he has been for years now

Joker gets his own bat mite names Jojo.

>Joker gets his own Bat-Mite character

so they will be like mr. mxyzptlk?

Gagsworthy is seriously underrated

These needs to be a thing