Guys Bendis almost died this week

Guys Bendis almost died this week
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>almost
Dammit Brian, I needed that lifeforce!

Holy shit. I hate the guy's writing, but I don't wish him dead. All I wanted was for him to leave Marvel, and he did!

Damn DC is killing him already

He might not have what it takes to be a DChad.

>leaves Marvel
>this happens
OK Brian, you're going back to Marvel for your life's sake.

You make sense, Clyde.

MRSA is no goddamned joke. It's like Outbreak levels of scary.

>MRSA is prevalent in hospitals, prisons, and nursing homes
...where does BMB live?

BMB?

Thought it was fake at first but it's not. Fuck. Yes, glad he left marvel, glad Axel is gone, etc etc

>prisons
Well, he did work for Marvel.

Bendis? The comic book writer? He nearly died?

the name of the guy

YOU GUYS DIDNT WISH IT HARD ENOUGH. CMON

Damn you ObamaCare!

Now it makes sense. They got him to get rid of him forever.

DC doing what it takes.

The guy named BMB?

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Only bad thing is pharma would try to milk as much cash as possible before resorting to developing a cocktail and thousands, possibly millions would die because of the time wasted

BMB, the guy?

yeah retard

Dammit, I knew I messed up some of my voodoo incantation.

>Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) (/ɛmɑːrɛseJ/ or /ˈmɜːrsə/) is a gram-positive bacterium that is genetically different from other strains of Staphylococcus aureus. MRSA is responsible for several difficult-to-treat infections in humans. MRSA is any strain of S. aureus that has developed, through horizontal gene transfer and natural selection, multiple drug resistance to beta-lactam antibiotics. β-lactam antibiotics are a broad spectrum group which includes some penams – penicillin derivatives such as methicillin and oxacillin, and cephems such as the cephalosporins.[1] Strains unable to resist these antibiotics are classified as methicillin-susceptible Staphylococcus aureus, or MSSA.

Alternatively:
>MRSA is a strain of Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. This is a bacterium which causes infections in different parts of the body. It is tougher to treat than other strains of Staphylococcus aureus – or 'staph' – because it is resistant to some commonly used antibiotics. In fact, it is now resistant to all forms of penicillin and cephalosporin.

>Though most MRSA infections are not serious, some can be life-threatening. Many public health experts are alarmed by the spread of tough strains of MRSA. Because it is hard to treat, MRSA is sometimes called a "super bug".

Me? Retarded?

Guy? BMB? The guy BMB?

THAT MRSA? Say it ain't so.

Yes, like a dumb person. You know. Retarded.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, retarded? Seriously?

I don't follow.

You remember that guy Pee-Wee Herman? The one on TV with the learning disability. Like that without the lights and makeup.

>in another timeline, we are free of Bendis speak

That's just Grant Morrison pranking him with Key 18.

Johns got so mad he channeled some of the chaos magick Morrison taught him the rudiments of

Damn. Now it's going to be even harder for Bendis to hustle up and make this canon.

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Morrison couldn't quite retcon this bean spillage here. There are only so many coke-fueled half-measures you get away with, Grant. Remember Millar.

the one who went Ha Ha?

>Johns made a sigil to give Bendis a near-death experience so he values life more and produces better content

Morrison can always enter Hypertime whenever he fucks up and wait out the eventual reboot.

I've read your post five times now and I still don't understand what it's saying desu.

The one who went "Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho". That is to say, one and the same.

nope never heard of him

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't MRSA infections mostly hit people with a weakened inmune system?

MY post? Five times?

The guy that was caught masturbating in a porno theater? That guy?

>implying AIDS
I like your brain.

He was the Reuben caught with his shnitzel out, yeah.

Yes, MRSA

Hi KBox

The greatest trick the Bendis ever pulled was being remembered more for his unique writing style than his terrible editorial decisions

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Hmm. It's unfortunate. I'm not exactly sure what the terms of his Marvel->DC move were, but I think he was contracted to keep writing at Marvel through December, right? So, that might cause problems down the line if he's so out of it that he can't finish the last things he's been asked to do at Marvel.

The good and bad news on the DC side will be untangling any legal mess that might come of that, likely delaying Bendis's grand entrance for a while, but potentially giving him more time to think, to recuperate, to rest away from comics and then return with a fresh pair of eyes.

Where the fuck on his body was he infected that blinded him for four days? Near his eyes?

A lot of countries don't require hospitals to report nosocomial outbreaks. A few EU countries and Taiwan do, but few and far between. Don't start shit about the US not having healthcare, likely they still wouldn't do shit because the public really doesn't give a shit.

It's more likely he got it at a bathhouse or spa.

imagine if right after DC signed him he just died

No no... he was in a theater with his pee wee out giving it a good Reuben...

Pee-Wee Herman, the one from TV?

>the US public really doesn't give a shit about health
I believe you.

Everyone wins.

>terrible editorial decisions
I actually don't know them. Examples?

People are looking into it. All we have is Russian data from the 70's and a 90 year-old who is dying. The branch is under developed.

Boy got a weak ass brain, who would've thought?

He betrayed the Mouse

I forgot. Crumbs.

Stan Lee is losing his touch.

I love how every thread where OP mentions Bendis devolves into Bendis-speak almost immediately.

No disease can lay him low, truly the man of steel.

>MRSA
Seriously, hope he recovers
Nobody deserves to go through that

He must be better than we thought.

Bendis said he intentionally lost weight, tho.

What's the point if he can't cosplay as Kingpin?

Kingpin once lost everything and became homeless.

I'm sure there's other things he can cosplay. Pic related.

My post seems to have misplaced the image it was supposed to go with.

He was also raped in prison.

>I almost died on Monday
You almost died?... And on Monday?

Can't kill DC if they kill him first

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>return with a fresh pair of eyes
he is gonna need them, he was blind for 4 days

par for the course

He's reverse Solomon Grundy.

Portland Oregon.

Have they even announced when they'll let us know exactly what he's doing at DC? I assume it'll be after all his work at Marvel is done. Anyone know when that is?

Though I assume this will massively delay any work he had planned at DC.

He can cosplay as Luthor now.

Bendis has said that Spider-man #240 will be his last issue, and the February solicits are up to #237, so roughly June to be totally done.
There's no news on what he has planned at DC, but he did post a few "reading lists" which featured a lot of Johns stories

It's like pottery.

I do. I wish he died.

You wish who died?

You gave me a good laugh

It's found in hospitals a lot which means yes weakened immunity patients are most at risk

>bendis leaves marvel
>almost dies
holy shit it's real

This. I just can't stand hacks this much. I was even glad Dillon died and I hope Land will follow him soon.

>I was even glad Dillon died
you are no one's nigga

>adopts a black kid
>suddenly loses a lot of weight
AIDS AND KIDDY FIDDLING CONFIRMED

Damn. I need to get back in contact with Hunter.

>I was even glad Dillon died
Fuck you.
>and I hope Land will follow him soon
I want Land to fuck off, but fuck you first.

>muh frankface

The guy couldn't draw, yet he pushed his shitty art into everyone's face.

>Wanting people to die over a comic book.

What the hell matter with you?

>almost

Try harder next time, bald fuck.

I don't want them to die, I just want them to stop doing a shitty job, but some people are so into it, that dying seemed to be the only way for them.

Deal with it I'm edgy

You'll grow out of it by the time you're 18.