*teleports into your attic*

*teleports into your attic*

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OH SHIT, OH SHIT!

Be careful OP, the last time we had a thread about this it devolved into pornposting and lewd greentexts.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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No wonder all my money keeps disappearing on me

>dead eyes
>no sign of soul.
>obviously fake smile to deceive you.
This comic is really Sup Forums

Dumping

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That escalated quickly.

You brave, brave soul.

THESE ARENT ON PAHEAL ANYWHERE

R8 my greentext

>Anne Frank will never be nine months pregnant
>Anne will never find that her breasts have become so engorged that none of her bras or bikinis fit her anymore
>Anne will never decide to go topless because fuck it, she’s horny, hormonal, and uncomfortable enough as it is
>Anne will never arrive at the beach with you and the kids, wearing a dress thin enough to make her nipples visible
>Anne will never tell the kids to go make sand castles, but warn them not to go too far out into the ocean, knowing it will keep them occupied for the next hour at least
>Anne will never lead you toward a rock formation that’s out of sight of the kids and other beachgoers
>it’s next to an abandoned German minefield, but you both know the way, you’ve done this before
>Anne will never tear her dress off immediately the moment she’s out of view, ripping the buttons out, but she doesn’t care
>ywn become instantly rock hard at the sight of Anne and the weight distending her stomach and engorging her breasts, and yet, so beautiful
>there’s no need for foreplay, the constant slosh of a womb strained to the very limit of its capacity and well beyond that against her organs is enough for Anne, and just seeing that naked swell of a middle full of your child gets you the rest of the way
>you and Anne will never fuck cowgirl style, right there in the sand, to the sound of the laughter of your children, NATO jets flown by Europe’s new protectors, the Confeder-err I mean United States thundering by, and the forever moving sea
>ywn feel the exhilaration of expelling your hot and sticky load inside of your beautiful, nearly ready to burst Anne
>Anne will never cover her mouth to avoid screaming with pleasure, a reflex, like she did all those years ago when you and her were in hiding together and your first was conceived in the Annexe
>ywn lie, facing each other in pure exhaustion and content for the longest time

The girl with the glasses is cute for a jew, why do I have a thing for girls with glasses?

*Speeds in front of you* WHOA!
This is going to sound crazy, but I'm related to you! I'm here to help you because you're not cool enough.

GOTT IM HIMMEL

>ywn look at your watch
>ywn realize you’ve been lying there for almost two hours
>Anne will never grab the beach towel from next to you and use it to clean up your oozing jizz
>ywn tell Anne as you feel the tingling of the rag and her hand pressing up against your cock, as if she’s prepping you for a handjob, that it’s time to collect the little ones and head home
>Anne will never realize that she’s ripped out the buttons on her dress and it’s impossible for her to pull it around her gravid frame
>ywn tell her what does it matter if others get a glance? You’re both happily married and every one of your children was fed from those breasts anyway
>ywn stroll down the beach with Anne, holding hands, her Khazar milkers proudly on display for all the world to see
>ywn call your children’s names
>ywn listen to them innocently giggle at the sight of their mother with her favorite dress popped open, comically flowing with the ocean breeze
>ywn put them into the car and drive off with the setting sun
>ywn put your hand on Anne naked belly and feel the new baby kick responsively
>ywn feel the greatest sense of happiness and contentment that a man can

feelsbadman

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSTT

The Jewish nose make it hotter.

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SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED

so long and thanks for the porn.

You're welcome user

HOLD UP JUST ONE GODDAMN MINUTE!

Are you saying Sonic is Jewish?

"Oh cool. The Allies won."

Oh hey where is Charles II

Anyways, I've got this pitch for a pregnant Anne Frank erotic novel.

You fuckers interested in turning it into a graphic novel (emphasis on the former)?

It does require some knowledge of United States history though.

Delete this, Jeff.

*teleports into your throne room and drools all over the place*

How would anne frank or her father think about how we sexualize her?

Jewish women are wild whores until they start getting old and fat. Then they settle for whatever beta Jew they can trick into marriage.

Nice thread OP

Anne? She would love it.

Her father? He would probably be smashing beer cans in a violent rage like Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.

By Allah, your vile Jewish magics will not work against me!

lol, in my country a kid's book that was considered a national treasure for over 100 years was labeled racist and banned so this fucking amelia jewdelia diary could be pushed into the schools and libraries. I fucking hate this place and wish everybody was dead

>lol, in my country a kid's book that was considered a national treasure for over 100 years was labeled racist and banned
What was it? Why was it banned?

You Dutch?

You're very welcome

>He would probably be smashing beer cans in a violent rage like Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
You too, like hambone? Also, anne sounded like a kinky slut, wouldve loved to have saved her from the camps and make her my wife while pounding her in lewd ways while spraying my cum all over her cute jew face

>not pounding her pussy in the pussy until her' belly's swollen to the point of bursting with your child

*a challenger appears*

And yes, I love that angry racist Jewish hambone.

Id do that too, pregnant women are hot because i like thicc so id fill her baby sack with my love juice

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Remember when Sup Forums trolled him with skype calls and talked about mlp during its peak popularity on the site.

>using modern Amsterdam as the background

Same

IM NOT A RACIST, ENGINEER TELL EM
>faint “NYAAH EAAH” in the distance

What's going on in this thr--

oh..

Thats a pretty sexy little girl, user

Yeah, I remember. He actually started the show again last year in case you didn't know. Sup Forums has threads about him daily.

>I AM NOT A RACIST, I AM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!
>*prank call plays meet the heavy tf2 video*
>YOU STUPID VODKA DRINKING RUSSIAN, GET THE FUCK OFF MY RADIO PROGRAM YOU DAMN COMMIE RED BASTARD!
He was so easy to anger, I'm happy for him that he's more calm now.

Ive always wanted to call him and talk about how much i want to impregnante peridot and goth girls

According to Sonic: The WW2 Dragon, yes.

How long was he gone. Ive only found out about him last year and have only listened to his recent broadcasts

Well you can

blogtalkradio.com/ghost

He took a several year break from radio after getting sick and tired of non stop prank calls from Sup Forums

What the fuck is this autistic masterpiece?

So now he's unironically popular?

The problem is i never know when hes airing. One time i was on hold and i didnt know if i was on the right number while listening to the broadcast through the call, and i hung up and realized i missed my chance. I havent tried again in like six months

I don't recall he was ever popular to begin with at all, Sup Forums just loved to troll him because it took almost nothing to set him off.

I already told you, Sonic: The WW2 Dragon. I can story time if enough anons want me to.

I feel like stories like these were made as a joke and everyone took it seriously

He ran "True Conservative Radio" from 2008 to 2011, changed the name of the show to "True Capitalist Radio" in 2011 and introduced "Radio Graffiti" (that's when his popularity exploded). He stopped the show in 2012 because he had cancer or something, and then promptly came back in 2016 for the election.

A couple of anons, namely Nathan Bedford Forrest and African Booty Scratcher (a Ukrainian LARPing as an African immigrant) were chain-calling him with the pregnant Anne Frank copypasta on and off for like a year

It was made by the same guy who did Sonic Highschool so obviously it's a joke. Still funny as fuck though.

So you catch Ann Frank do you
[ ] Report her to the autorities so she gets send to a concentration camp and you get brownie points with the local police
[ ]Pretend you saw nothing and walk away fast so nobody sees you near a jew
[ ]Attempt to trade with her family getting anything of value they have left for groceries
[ ]Kidnapp anna and keep her chained to your basement

First of all, your telling me hes been around for ten years and stopped for five years? Second, the anne frank greentext is that old?

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