What do you think the Clam family said when dad's corpse was taken to be re-purposed as a bra for the princess?
What do you think the Clam family said when dad's corpse was taken to be re-purposed as a bra for the princess?
Grayson Richardson
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Leo Foster
"It's what he would have wanted."
Gabriel King
Dad is in a better place now.
Jose Miller
He probably volunteered.
Nathan Anderson
I don't think they're actual clams. If they can make pillows, they can make bras. It'd take too much work to scour the ocean looking for the perfect shade clam to match the sisters' color schemes.
Jonathan Thompson
"Nice tits"
Jose Hall
>Corpse
He's the luckiest son of a mollusk alive.
Jayden Russell
>family member's corpse gets taken
>'at least he will be famous! Everybody in the kingdom will see him every day!'
>king slaps a thick coat of paint on the body so that it matches the daughter's tail
Kayden James
>he's not dead
Angel Howard
the pillow is probably a stuffed sea cucumber
Carson Jones
AND it stays on by constantly sucking on dem titties.
Michael Young
Why does she need a bra anyhow
Like, what's the point?
How the fuck did merpeople develop the same societal taboos regarding breasts as humans?
Lincoln Morales
Nah, if you look at the canonical sequels to Little Mermaid you see that the mer people aren't entirely unsophisticated. The kids wear wrappings that are clearly not shell designed, and Sally Field is wearing a corset-type covering.
Charles Turner
also sea cucumbers.
Jonathan Wright
>Way to go, Dad.
Xavier Cooper
We don't know for certain they even have nipples under there. It could be something very different, maybe something that justifies covering it much better.
Grayson Russell
In all seriousness, though, it's a clamshell motif. They do metalworking for the cuffs and armor, and they've got fabric for bras, and even some hair ties for sisters and such.
Camden Torres
Wait. So they went ahead with the performance as if they knew for a fact that Ariel was inside that clam? You'd think someone would check to see if the friggin' star of the show was in the thing before the show started.
Alexander Butler
Joseph Wright
She was apparently late to every rehearsal, so they probably figured she was going to slip in there just in time in the middle of the number right before her cue. In disney movie land that’d actually make for a pretty cute scene.
Parker Cook
The mermen have nipples, why wouldn't the mermaids?
King Triton is the son of Poseidon / Neptune, so it's not like merpeople evolved separately from humans or anything weird like that. They're very aware from humans.
Daniel Allen
why didn't Ariel wear a matching bra with her tail
and where did her bra go to when scuttle made her that makeshift outfit when she first became human
she's bound to take it off as a human
Xavier Wright
>mermaid chests are actually lovecraftian horrors that drive any who look upon them to suicide
I dig it
Jace Reed
How did they forge metal armor and weapons underwater?
Ryan Carter
Probably using Triton's powers. Magic is clearly a force in the Little Mermaid universe.