Could she beat up the Joker?

Could she beat up the Joker?

The real question is, how much would Joker pay her to beat up other people?

Beat him up? Absolutely.
Stop him? Probably not.

The real question is, how much would Joker pay her to beat him up?

...shit, that is the better question.

Depends on if she's on the clock of not. If she's offered time and a half then his ass is as good as raped.

>baby doll had a hot assistant
Almost as hot as baby doll herself

Go back to bed, Roy.

>superhero whose power level is proportional to how much they're getting paid
Does this exist

Deathstroke, but he's a villain.

Booster Gold

Luke Cage

She could beat up my meat most def.

>Quads

Jim Jaspers could.

ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHT

Maybe she can, maybe she can't.

There's a more important question to be asked here...

Luke Cage? It's more... the less he's being paid, the stronger he gets, though.

>couldn't directly punch a lady in this kid's cartoon
>so he lassos her leg and cracks her like a fucking bullwhip
Goddamn, Batman.

Why did she jump over him? I don't think he even dodge.

>tfw in the timeline where Harley got famous and not Miriam

Even though it's a set wall and not as thick as a standard wall somehow foregoing a punch to the face and getting bullwhipped right through a fucking wall seems more painful in the end.

Stop weeping and fix this shit, Allen.

No Gordon, go take your happy pills

But that could end up leading to shit like BrucexBabs becoming canon

That scene didn't make any sense. No woman would be able to beat up a full grown man of any sort let alone Batman. Based on every single time a professional women's athletic team has played against a male high school team, it's doubtful a woman would even be able to beat up a male age 14 and up for that matter.

Don't forget LiveWire the Shock Jock herself. She was even voiced by Lori Petty and had some more push since she was independent and not some crazy clown's sidebitch. But normies all but have no clue who she is. Even Killer Frost gets more love, been in more games and media than Leslie Willis. And Harley completely overshone her knockoff competition. Personally I prefer Livewire over Harley. More of a threat, better room for development etc.

Good thing for her this is a film studio and not some place in Europe.
Because she would be smacked against plaster on concrete here. Which would shatter bones, most likely.

the loop makes it look like she's getting payback.

That GIF needs to end with Mad Stan.

God, I miss GIF edits with Mad Stan.

Could she rape the Joker?

Cashman, one of Akira Toriyama's one-shots worked that way.

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show the knocked out part dammit!

I hope so. That sounds really hot.

yes since batman cartoons are known for strictly adhering to reality.

>Miriam
>Mercy
>Harley
why does this universe breed top tier henchwomen?

we will never see mariam v mercy

Lol, bitch looking like a young Muriel bagg

You..hmmm...

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...I didn't know I could ever feel this way about a woman...
Is this how you do the perfect female character???

I don't recall DCAU Joker being a particularly great hand to hand fighter.

Why do you think they love that the censors let them get away with electrocuting Joker to death instead of having brainwashed Tim shoot him?

Or an older Pepper Ann.

He's not so much as he's really tenacious.

maybe she does designer venom?

Except that Livewire was an annoying bitch that nobody really liked, whereas Harley was fun and pretty much everyone liked her. It's the same with Killer Frost -she struck a good balance between being an unrepentant murderer and having just enough wit so that people could get behind her.

Just being voiced by Tank Girl isn't enough of a saving grace.

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Anyone could beat up/stop the joker
And I can guarantee 100% that Bruce himself would stop said person short of killing the joker

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I...I should hire henchwomen

>Or an older Pepper Ann.

>Muriel "Pepper" Ann Pearson grows up in Hazelnut, Wisconsin
>after High School, she attends Gotham University
>desperate for cash (and seeking excitement) she assumes a false identity and takes work as the caretaker/hired goon of one Mary Dahl
>eventually she meets a fine young gentleman by the name of Eustace Bagg; they marry and travel the world together
>in their old age, the couple adopt a stray dog and move to Eustace's hometown of Nowhere, Kansas to live out their golden years

I'd buy that for a dollar.

I want Miriam to be a recurring joke villain where she constantly shows up as someone's henchmen.

I want this to go on until she has enough and makes a henchman/criminal union and becomes the Saul Goodman of Gotham.

Jesus Christ, I'm autistic.

but what turns eustace from the man she loved to the codger he becomes

Nothing, he was an ornery dick back then too, it’s just that she dragged him into things that made him fight back b/c he had no choice/wanted to prove himself against Horse.

cause there weren't enough women before and Dini liked women so much...

Maybe it's for the best. I'd rather her stay obscure than have casuals getting their hands on her

She has a bigger role in the comics?

Surprisingly not porn.

Where's the rest of it?

I honestly doubt that.

That would've made more sense.

Y'know, there's something about a lady in a clean cut business suit that just feels correct.

Nah, I like it. Like Miriam earns enough money henching to start like a temp agency to pair out of work henchman with villains. Kinda like how the Carpenter puts villain lairs together and the Broker rents empty buildings for villains to hang out in.

>Miriam falls in love with a cranky farm boy, who she sees as the opposite of her hustle and bustle metropolitan life
>decides to marry him and live a cozy existence on his farm away from the crime of the city
>lets herself go over time, no reason to train or beat people up for money anymore
>goes a bit senile and answers to "Muriel" rather than "Miriam"
>even returns to Gotham eventually with her husband and pet dog to play the sitar

He's a twink, everyone could beat him and potentially rape him.

Yoto does porn though

This please

But the three pics of that pair he did I found in the Sup Forumsllection there was none, hell even paheal only had one crummy pic of those two together.

I can't believe it's not /ll/

Anyone could beat up the joker. He's a weak lil bitch. His thing isn't being strong, it's being smart

I honestly assumed when I was younger that she must be in a lot of other episodes because she was so cool.

She was far too impressive and memorable to appear outside the one episode, sadly.

Some of the posts are probably right in thinking she'd likely have become more popular with more appearances.

But hey, she's not bitter about it. After all, it's a living.

she cameo'd in the BandH movie.

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>Boner no!

yes, but not without him climaxing.

How did I forget about this animated goddess?

She was only ever in one episode.

She did? I know we see Selina's secretary in that karaoke scene but don't remember Mariam.

>a girl
>beating up a guy
You're not very bright, are you?

Would Toyman and Babydoll make a good pairing?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO TV ANIMATION??

>batman almost used the blonde as a shield

Owlman would have done that no questions asked.
You are now wondering what Earth-3 Baby Doll and Mariam would be like.

THAT'S WHY I LOVED THAT SERIES!! BASED TAS!

fuck,I need someone to draft up some scripts RIGHT NOW

>Panel of a bunch of mooks in pinstripe gangster suits hanging upside down from a ledge
>CAPTION 1: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LEFT HANGING?
>Panel of a bunch of thugs in white parkas tied to a giant stalagmite, shivering
>CAPTION 1: OUT IN THE COLD?
>Panel of a thug locked up in Arkham surrounded by maniacs and freaks
>CAPTION 1: LOCKED AWAY WITH NO WAY OUT?
>Panel of Miriam in a good suit looking at the camera
>MIRIAM: HI, I'M MIRIAM. AND I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND. I'VE BEEN THERE, SAME PLACE YOU'VE BEEN, ONE TIME TOO MANY,
>MIRIAM, link: WHICH IS WHY I DECIDED TO START HENCHCO! BY HENCHES, FOR HENCHES!

So does Killer Moth have a discount or..?

I'd imagine super-villains get evaluated and have to be part of union and depending on the pay, how they're treated and so on they certain henchmen resume's are given to them.

So Killer Moth and Penguin probably gets top billing on well educated/experienced Henches while psycho's, weirdo's and rapist get thrown at the likes of Joker.

Killer Moth is an early adopter, spokesperson and eventually, success story.
>"It was hard, you know? Finding good henchpeople in this town. All I could find were crazy dumbasses who only wanted to work for the big names, and snarky smartasses who wouldn't give me the time of day! But in HENCHCO, I was able to immediately hook up with a crew of sensible, experienced professionals with fantastic work ethics and incredible respect for my craft. Why, one of them even wants to join me as a full-time sidekick! Thanks, HENCHCO!"

We had a thread about her earlier in the year where I wrote a bunch of vignettes like that.

>Bruce gets kicked in the face
>Oh, hello, Mariam. Wait, when did you start working for the Penguin?
>He offers dental and eyeglass replacement. The only downside is how this bunny costume rides up.

>You're working for SCARFACE?!?
>Look, it's been a tough year, alright? I had bad luck in the stock market.


>Bruce is fighting Mad Hatter's minions.
>Gets kicked in the face by the Mock Turtle.
>Wait, MARIAM?
>Obviously fake voice drawls out "Nooooooo".

>So this sez ya fought the Bat?
>Yes, on numerous occasions.
>Ha, so did I. I had a great scheme one time.
>Oh, real-
>I threw a rock at him!
>On second thought, I'd like that resume back.


>Bruce gets kicked in the face.
>Why is it always the face, Mariam!
>Well, this time it was because of a coin flip.

>Bruce gets kicked in the chest.
>Nice try, CLAYFACE!

could she beat up my dick?

>Batman Beyond
>Old Bruce is sitting alone in his cave
>A silhouette appears behind him

No, she's a professional.
If she was that desperate for money she would've just been a prostitute and not a henchman.

>"Has this ever happened to you?"
>Cut to two gangsters standing guard at the entrance of a building
>"Man, only 2 hours until retirement!"
>Batman swoops in and beats the shit out of them
>Cut to Miriam sitting behind a desk
>"Hi, I'm Miriam, and chances are that if you're seeing this, you've been there countless times. I should know, because I used to be one of you."
>Cut to various instances of Miriam getting bodied
>"That's why I've started the United Henchmen Foundation."
>Various examples of UHF benefits play on screen, such as better pay, equipment and a dedicated team of lawyers ready to get you out of jail as soon as possible for the henchmen and reliable professional criminals ready to work for smaller villains
>"But don't take it from me, just ask them!"
>Guy with an arm cast appears on screen
>"Yeah, so I was guarding this museum on Joker's payroll, when all of the sudden, Batboy just comes in and snaps my *BLEEP* arm clean in two. But thanks to the United Henchmen Foundation, I got the care and the bail that I needed! Now I'm working for Penguin, and let me tell you, life's never been better."
>Cut to Killer Moth
>"God, you don't know how many braindead retards you have to sift through in this gig. Every bum off the street wants to be working for Two-Face or Penguin. Thankfully, the UHF was there to supply me with the crew I needed, and the job's never gone smoother."
>Short outro by Miriam, cut to the info panel and charging rates

This needs to fucking happen. Calculator will finally have some competition. Assuming he's still essentially an insurance agent for super villains.

Batman punched women in TAS

This joker kicks her ass without much trouble.

That doesn't really count since that was just Robin having an identity crisis.