RWBY/RT General #1333: Baconator Edition

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Hey dude, did you hear the big news?

Reese is a dirty slut?

RWBY isn't great. it doesn't really have anything that distinguishes it from any Japanese magical girl show, aside from the fact that it isn't Japanese.

who could go her way?

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I miss the poser models shading

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Reminder that Yang and Weiss are going to be in lesbians with each other by series end.

And Weiss will be the top.

I wanna rub Neo's belly

Nice.

we have to go back

you'll only get fingerprints on her because she's made of glass

I hope Weiss has her climbing gear.

I wanna cum on Weiss' legs

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weiss is far right

no she's not

Yang x Blake is top ship
Dubs to prove me wrong

roll for Freezerburn

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>Dubs to prove me wrong

No.
Pyrrha x Cardin is the best ship.
It's so good that had it happened, Pyrrha would be alive and Cardin would have become a better person.
Jaune ruined everything by existing.

My dubs confirm it.

Hey man. Please stop posting this.
It keeps giving my dog seizures, and he keeps biting small children, and the small children stop moving after he does. And then they start moving around like, two hours later. But they're all pale and gaunt and shit. And they don't stop moaning. And then THEY keep trying to bite me.

I'm tired of cleaning up small zombie children with an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Please stop giving my zombie dog seizures.

it's a very overrated and rather boring ship

There's nothing truly wrong with it, but it's just a very generic ship. It's been done to death.

I grew bored of it around volume 2, but you can like it as much as you want.

I want to rub her brain with an ice pick.

roll for dragonslayer and animal abuse

How dare you

How lewd

Stop giving them (You)'s you fools

Arkos is best ship!

nice dubs and trips, too bad about the death thing

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If I am dead, then how are Jaune and I getting married? HUH!?

Remember the time when RWBY was good?

>then how are Jaune and I getting married
You arent.

I only remember enjoying it more than I do now.

You are a liar!

You have autism.

No, you have a case of false reality!

Now now lad. Um sure we've awl go'ta touch'a da tism, aye? Why else woul'e be 'ere?

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Isn't Flynt also rainbow themed?

Yeah.

This. I'd rather watch silly nonsense than standing and talking

>Nora getting blasted into the wall from Yang's rocket arm was better animated than the Blake clone/Albain Brothers fight

That meant Weiss and Yang fought against a double rainbow

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>help salem take the thing
>k

>we aren't going to help salem are we?
>no, we're going to take the thing for ourselves

>some scenes of the animal fight
15:08

Who's going to get the Qrow kill this season?

Don't forget that Raven flies to Qrow at the end of the episode, so prepare for the double-double-double cross.

>Who's going to get the Qrow kill this season?
No one. There's no way M&K aren't going to milk Vic for everything he's got.

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But they keep bringing in other professional voice talent that they'll have to afford somehow. They already cut 90% of fights so we could get Salem and Watts.

IT'S NOT FAIR. WHY MUST RT BE CHEAP IN HIRING PEOPLE?

youtube.com/watch?v=yJBrzPo_VA8

What kind of body type each RWBY girl should have had? That is, if the show didn't use the same model to make it's characters with different hair, breast size and height.

Winter and Yang pic related; fit, small breasts and thunder thighs.

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>Yang
>small breasts
Incorrect

Can Qrow die? What if his Semblance doesn't have him killed?

A woman that practices boxing would not have large breasts.

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Weiss.

Rolling for Nuts and Dolts

That would be the ultamite bad luck
>Want to die
>youtube.com/watch?v=yY_VPOG9yUY
>Life is suffering

Ruby
>Average breast size
>Hint of a belly from too many cookies
>Booty that could kill someone

Penny
>Anything you want baby

White Rose

Pyrrha is gonna stretch out Jaune's hoodie with her large bust! So then whenever Jaune wears it he will remember her. It also shows off that Pyrrha belongs to Jaune!

Pyrrha could have had a more muscular frame but retaining the curves.

I wish I was Yang here.

Sauce?

All the better to protect Jaune with!

>Jlullaby
Prepare yourself user for their artwork is not for the faint of heart
Giant horse cocks tearing apart your waifus await

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My dubs confirm you are right!

wrong desu

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>Satoshi Urushihara will never draw R-18 RWBY art

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fuck that'd be a nice package

>R-18
???

Nice.

Pixiv tags

Restricted - 18+

Good job

>Winter
>MILF

It's a Willow you dumb cunt

That's Willow, Winter's and Weiss' alcoholic mother who doesn't love them

literally who?

What are you talking about? Of course she loves her children. I have photographic evidence of Willow spending time with Weiss.

DELET

my niggas

Can someone post the gif of Mercury and Emerald disappearing into the grass?

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You think Whitley ever feels up his mom while she's passed out drunk?

>I doubt anyone should be afraid of you

Holy shit how can JOBBcury recover?

do you guys think that they would ever go back? could anything convince them that it was better

maybe its better they dont go back so they wont ruin our memories of Monty-era rwby

>It's a lesbian episode
So did this have reactions?

I don't feel any rage from it, and I'm trying to figure out why. RWBY just didn't do it in an obnoxious way

pls dont make brainlet ruby memes

That part was the first time Raven ever said anything that made sense.

Not sure why Merc was running his mouth when he's fully aware of the gap in power between him and Cinder. Vernal and Raven are around her level.