Kneel or Perish

Kneel or Perish

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My anus is yours should you desire it.

i don't kneel before failures.
>superman punches zod to the next continent before he can kill me

I'd rather die than kneel

You are wise and will serve me well

Perish it is

Non, destroy him

Who the hell are you?!

Foolish impersonation, you will die like all the others

Please stick your big hard Kryptonian dick into my asshole daddy.

You will not command me and address me only ass General

as*

Ah ah ah ah. Harder please ass general.

Jokes on you, Zod. I've hidden Gaiman on another planet.

Understood, Ass General, sir.

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If I kneel, can I get some of those kryptonian booty?

(heavy panting)

Zod, last night was just super. We should do it again sometime.

Go ahead and try Non, but know that if you do superman will snap Zod's neck

Am I allowed to kneel to Ursa instead?

Faora is the best waifu

Whatever you say Ass General

I'm sorry, did ou say "Please Stardust sir, encase me in a kryptonite coffin with a yellow star lamp so I'm never allowed to die and I can suffer for eternity"
Because that is what I heard.

Stardust, you may be powerful, but surely even you aren't powerful enough to help me find a gf.

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Make fun at your own peril petty insults will not stop the rebirth of krypton

Do not speak for Zod
You dare speak out against Zod? Feel our krytonian might

For you I'd make love to a crocodile.

Dom me Ursa!

Is this typical human nature? Pathetic

What if I was to say this omelette du fromage

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I would tell you to perish. Enough talk we have a mission. Now die

Awww hell yeah. Look me in the eyes while you do it.

*eradicates you with lasers*

*cumshots onto your face moments before death*

(Ursa like the feeling of a fresh load on her face and decides not to kill) Follow me human I demand you have sexual intercourse with me

Why did someone draw George Carlin so horribly? The man is dead, why do this?

I prefer this Zod tbqh

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You actually like Snyder Zod more? Please elaborate user-desu

Baller

I'm a sucker for a sympathetic side to blatantly evil villains, and really liked how John Shannon portrayed him. In general, the Krypton stuff was the best part of MoS. I could really give a shit about the rest of the DCEU, both BvS and Justice league were comically awful.

I don't hate the earlier incarnation of Zod either, quite the opposite. I just like John Shannon's portrayal a little more.

What are your thoughts on Zod in Smallville (Michael Rosenbaum) and CW Supergirl Zod (Mark Gibbon)

I can't take WB/CW shows. I dropped Smallville 4 episodes in and I haven't even bothered with the CW DCverse after the first season of Arrow. It's like they are designed solely for women.

I agree all CW shows are left-wing bs

>Zod in Smallville (Michael Rosenbaum)
Callum Blue was a much better Zod.

On the contrary, I'd love a show about a militantly left wing Oliver Queen, with an actual handlebar mustache, who uses his immense wealth to fight crime and undermine causes/companies that he believes are "authoritarian." At least then the Green Arrow would be in character.

I just can't deal with the pointless melodrama that is clearly aimed at a 30 something female audience.

Like jlu Oliver?

nigga how'd you get out of that phantom zone. or WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT SHIELD THAT HIT YOU IN SUPER MAN 2

My methods are of no concern to you now kneel

They are solely for women. Women watch more tv than men and are a more desirable audience to have because they actually buy the products they see in commercials, which means a show that reels them in gets big money.

It's annoying when the only successful live action DC properties are just soap operas, but if it keeps the brand alive and profitable long enough for it to survive the DCEU imploding, then I'll give it a pass.