So user, how can you be sure that you're not actually a comic character and all our lives are just lies...

So user, how can you be sure that you're not actually a comic character and all our lives are just lies. Are your feelings your own, or just some pre-programmed fate by the writer?

I want to kill my writer then.

Cut your balls, Morrison. Cut your balls and take your medicine.

Why would they make my life so monotonous then? Who wants to read about me sitting on my computer or going to work?

You kidding nigger? I'd LOVE to be a comic character, that way I can blame someone else on my life becoming a steaming pile of shit!

Way to go Mr. creator! But can I lose my virginity already? I kind of feel that arc has been on for too long...

I'm too boring. I'm at best a background character.

We haven't even mastered travel into other fictional universes. How do you expect to get to our creators?

I'm pretty sure that all happens off-screen or is a running gag.

Could be slice of life, or those webcomics that show a pathetic person in a """relatable"""" circumstance. Alternatively, you could just be a background character.

I actually think about this a lot..

Because it's way too shitty and uneventful for it to be willfully scripted by a sapient mind

>being created by a talentless hack
You're life is probably your shitty creator trying to experiment with storytelling and failing at it.

>What is a webcomic writer?

But user

please just kill me off already

Then I got some harsh words for my creator.

No, you're suffering sells enough to afford instant ramen.

He'd probably just tell you to shut up

>tfw they're laughing at me trying to function and talk to people
>that time I tried to talk to a girl is probably some nerd's favourite chapter

What's the anime called?

Yes sir...

Cheer up baby! You're probably the husbando (ironically) of some fat landwhale in True Tumblr.

On the bright side, you might have fan girls. But most likely only due to the art style you're presented in whatever medium we're from.

Why respond like that Boco? Because you think it's funny? Because it's an ironic meme? Because you're actually that pathetic? Or maybe it's your writer making up your mind.

Just think user, in some reality there are shipping wars over you and other people in your life, probably both male and female.
The one you want would probably be a crackship though

>one of my friends hung themselves via their tie when I was in secondary school
>friend group consists of a diverse background mix of 50 percent boys, 50 percent girls
>simultaneously feels like I've been at uni for ages, but also 2 months
>my relationships are either oddly succesful, or unexpectedly disastrous

So, what you're saying is that I'm in a Willis comic?

I haven't been out of my house for more than 3 years, so don't like to think about it.
>incest, lot of incest
Now I finally know how Alex Hirsch felt.

>how can you be sure that you're not actually a comic character and all our lives are just lies.
You can't outright disprove solipsism, so maybe? There just isn't any evidence to think we are. I feel the same way about gods and magic, sure it could be real, but until I have some decent reason to suspect it's true there's not much point in thinking it is.

>Are your feelings your own, or just some pre-programmed fate by the writer?
What difference would it make? As it stands I am more or less convinced of determinism on any scale above ~100nm. And plenty of people already think some kind of divine mover knew the script of the play we are dancing to when they made the universe.

The only girls I interact with are fictional ones. Or, uhh- would that make them as real as I am?

Deep.

Hm, wonder if theres a parallel timeline where I'm written as a badass.

>Your entire life could be the equivalent of a fucking Owlturd comic

Of course not you dumbass. They're fiction inside fiction, in fact they're even faker.

>tfw you let them all down

>prime also collects GL and Legion
OH FUG

No, that's stupid. Shut up Boco.

>Your life is one of those "beta loser fails at life" that get posted for (you)s

then it explains why i hate bendis so damn much

Unless you're my creator, then shut up.

Can't be sure though. Like, tons of TV shows reference Back To The Future as a movie. That doesn't mean Back To The Future doesn't exist in our reality as fiction as well.

Still fiction, dude. Get over it, you're waifu isn't real.

>Bendis could have written us.
OH GOD
You cuck, why would you willingly bend to the will of your writer?

I have a choice?

But I might not be real as well.

holy shit

I'm probably in a webcomic. Something as good as Nedroid I wish.

And? In your universe she's still beyond your reach in a lesser plane than you, so same story.

I was gonna say, “Why the fuck would anyone read a comic about me”, but
>About to go into college
>Kind of a loser in that everything I’ve set out to do to fix my shitty social life has failed miserably
>My only solace from all this is distracting myself with personal projects like writing and learning how to draw so I can one day write and illustrate something, but I’ve yet to actually do something with either
>Also shitposting
>My life is fucking Watamote
I-I can still turn this into a success story, right? This is all just the set up for that moment where I finally fucking make something of myself and everything turns out great for me, right?

If i am a comic character being controlled by a writer then they have an odd obsession with making me masturbate so much

It's very easy to prove I exist. If I was just a comic book character or something, I would be prevented from posting this.

>obsession
It's a joke to show how much of a loser you are.

Considering how you're growing self aware it either ends with your going postal, becoming a lovecraftian-esque beast, in a mental institute, or the comedy keeps going indefinitely. You MIGHT get some pussy though in a later act, so there's that to be hopeful about.

Or it's a porn.
Or it's part of the story.

>Someone made a joke of that time I was jacking off to that one girl who hung herself but was really nice to me

Hey fuck you man, I’ve got my own way of working things out

Your post is obviously just an example of your comic's well-loved quirky sense of humor.

Holy fuck, you really are a comic character.

Hey creator, why not give me a hot succubus girlfriend? Change up my status quo some. Might boost sales!

Not happening.

...

Shit like this makes me wonder. Things like "Superman" "Spider-Man" and "Batman" sound like stuff that's in the background of some show or comic.

I don't think anyone would read a comic about a guy masturbating to comics

Kek, what's the matter Boco? Isn't this the status quo shake up you wanted?

>"Superman" "Spider-Man" and "Batman"
these names are honestly so retarded I bet aliens make fun of us

You suck Bendis.

I said "HOT!"

Oh shit!

She gives off a large amount of body heat.

I-m a writtin

Because a comic based on my day-to-day life would be so boring it wouldn't even make it past the pitch.

That seems like a good pitch for a movie. A 30+ wizard learning how to human while dealing with decades of internalized self-hatred built in by internet forums, personified in his crass, ill-mannered cynical dipshit of an imaginary anime girlfriend

>Think I'll finally have peace after I die
>The series gets rebooted and I have to do all this shit again, but this time I look worse and have an insufferable sidekick

>Tfw already been institutionalized
>It was a genuinely entertaining part of my life because all the kids there thought I was cool
>Met really cool bro there that I still think about
>One girl there even thought I was really cute and told me all the time
>But I didn’t get ANYONE’S phone number or anything because god some dumbass reason

That was a fucking arc, wasn’t it
There was even a return to the status quo at the foot of my own hubris, damn it

Well that leaves us with three options and I don’t like any of them.

>mfw if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me.
>mfw I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.

I like to imagine Cthulhu or something sitting on another plain of reality watching our everyday lives like a reality tv show, not interacting because there's a barrier between the worlds. But if your mind wanders out too far it becomes aware of that barrier.

Is he bored?

As if, we'd be able to see the fourth wall itself? What would it be like looking out of? Would you just see everyone watching you simultaneously? Would you see all of existence itself?

I’d be pretty bored too if all I had to watch was some manlet jack his 4 inch dick to Morrigan 24/7

...

Oh please. Its not just HER.

I imagine some outer demonic entity with a very deep echoed voice laughing his ass off at my life.
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE DUMBASS GOT A CRUSH ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS DOUJIN HAD SCAT AND THE IDIOT DIDN'T KNOW! HE EVEN CAME TO THE SHIT PART!
>HE RUINED YET ANOTHER FAMILIAR REUNION WITH HIS AUTISM! IHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So wait what happens to everyone else are all the people in my life just background characters?

im sure im not a character in anyones story,my life is dull boring and depresing that no one would write or read it

How do you know you're not the background character?

You can always be my sidekick, m8.

What about playing the straight man to my manchild life?

But user

Better yet an anime character gets into the real world because the built-up sexual desire of one 30 year old virgin. she can only stay in this world if he still have sexual desire for her. the guy tries to improve his life and get a real girlfriend so she tries to convince him that she's all he got even though he could do better

>even though he could do better
>than a lewd anime character
Literally impossible.

3DPD are inferior in every way to your average background anime girl.

Sounds like what an anime character trying to save herself would say

>the anime character was actually his old life tempting him to go back to his NEET ways

Anyone knows where this from

No writer would ever show a character masturbating as much as me.

Someone constantly trying to ruin your life pretty sure anyone is better than her plus she doesn't want to fuck him

Because it would be too boring and it would have been cancelled long time ago.

Tomoyo42's Room

Still better than your average roastie.

I'm actually leaning towards that theory.

so i have this theory i like to call "fanfic theory" the idea is that everything that happens in life is a story in another universe, and every story that ever happens ever in any universe is either a beloved franchise or, eponymously, a fanfiction in at least one universe. this means that all those horrible fanfictions that you see, along with every single boring fucking event that happens in your life, is either a real thing in another universe or a story in another universe. this is all based on the idea that there are an infinite number of universes thanks to multiverse theory, which means that literally everything is happening at the same time. have fun with that idea

Thanks bro Pulse nice dubs

Whoa......

You should call it "retard theory". Because it's retarded.

I'M BIGGLE RIGGG ;-DDDD

my life is so boring it wouldn't sell
so, i am not a comic character