MARKETS CRASHING

ARE YOU DRUMPF TARDS HAPPY NOW?????

only down 200pts right now, 1%, no bigge

Yeah, I am. Don't confuse the DOW Jones with the U.S. economy. They're not the same.

Because they were banking on Shillary.

I see no problem here.

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this is the nikkei

>panic pullout
>implying it will last more than a week

TAKE YOUR GREED AND CHOKE ON IT SCUMBAGS

what a small price to pay for making America great again

The Dow is actually up

We're talking about 'markets,' not pictures.

>LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

THANK YOU FED

*Grabs popcorn*

No. We want your head on a spike too.

the dogs acting too soon. collapse supposed to happen months after he takes office

Not until they kick king nig out on his ass will I be happy.

I'm happy as fuck desu.

Go away CTR, you already lost

it didnt even last the night

ah yes, the brexit-like aftermath has begun

>mfw cnn literallly cannot get anything right and the market was up for 90% of their opening bell doom and gloom report and THEY KEPT THE TICKER ON THE SCREEN

Don't worry guys, I call this chaos-nomics.

It's simple. Britain collapsed the economy after Brexit, right? The DOW went down.

All we need to do is collapse it in another area, say on the American side and BAM! Everything is equally collapsed!

Where the Fuck is the crash? I'm doing fine.

Very.

Eh, it is transitory

>dolar is worthing 3.30 brazilian pesos

WHAT HAVE I DONE

>Japanese yen

why the fuck would Americans care about monopoly money?

I thought your contract was up
Fuck off from my board already, you've lost.

Oh yes I'm so smug

Fuck yes.

Crashing this globalist plane with no survivors.

What if I told you in every election they crash.
When Obama was 1st elected markets crashed >5%

OY VEY MY JEW SHEKELS

this
goldman sachs and lehman brothers stock goes down after 'goldman sachs and lehman brothers'-candidate loses

Of course.

I closed positions on +74k. In total made $93,000 off this election. God speed Sup Forums

Oh no, Shekelberg won't be able to buy a new yacht this year! Its a national crisis!

Everybody expected Clinton to win and are still not sure what a President Trump means for the economy.

It's just a short term panic reaction. Markets will be back to normal in no time

BUY BUY BUY

it will come back up

>S&P went up literally while I was taking a screenshot

Are market drops the biggest meme in finance?

are these dollar stocks or what

Don't buy rofl short it dow is surging right now ready for another sell off at 18080

Jewish zionist banker here,
S&P500 already closed the gap within first 15 minutes of trading, so is Nasdaq

The futures markets that have lost between 3-5% last night are recovering very fast with most being just less than 1% down, Nikkei being the only exception with 2.45% down.

Everything's doing fine.. except the poor lying crooked peso.

Got a 1/4 of my savings In a trading account and I can honestly say I'm thrilled, in ready to uncuck investments

This is the result of the media and the politicians saying; "X will never happen, so plan only for Y, and If, by some unlikely happenstance X DOES happen, it will be the end of the world", and then X happens.

Investors panicked. That's all. Things will recover.

Literally nothing

The market is like a swarm of birds just one unexpected loud clap and everyone looses their shit. Shortly after things calm down and everybody pretends like nothing happened

Kikes manipulating money markets?
Whooda fucking thunkit?

Ahahaahha this it goes up and down with like decimal kek, yes go up and down

the jew casino about to take a yuuuge hit after trump gets elected.
whodathunkit.

>Not investing accordingly for a trump win

It's like they're all faggots or something

It's a market scare, it happened with Brexit calm your fucking tits

>Nikkei is crashing

Quick, switch to commodities! Put all your money in waifus!

But how are my Pepe futures?

WAhahahhah it just goes to show how fucking corrupted and in their pocket Hilary was. No better proof than this fucking hilarious.

Top kekaroo OP

Oh boy wait until he starts messing with NAFTA and the Chinese

You guys are going to get 4 years of greatness

Pepes are a safe bet, but Wojacks are tumbling.

Soros tried to get his media allies to undermine the Pepe market during the election so he could buy up all the rare Pepes and hold a monopoly post-election, but his plan failed. Now that Trump has won, Pepes will only go up.

>its your fault that idiotic, walled off, reality resistant old cunt billionaire globalist freaks bet on the wrong horse!!!
Go away, just go.

this has got to be the best metaphor for the stock market that I've ever heard

Invest in his favorites retard... Everything is stuck in Obama's interest rate bubble.
Trumps stocks: banks (getting rid of Dodd frank) , US Energy (taking oil being independent),

Buy Exxon Mobil, JP morgan, US steel. The old guard. Also icajn enterprises

Short solar, maybe some tech.

Yeah, I figure I'll get some sweet, cheap USDs in the coming days, and turn a profit later.

>traders literally banking on the prospect of negative interest rates

>freaking out when that possibility is moving further and further away

This time those betting against the system won. What currently see on the markets is just the systemic believers who try to cut their loses, they will soon buy in somewhere else.

Remember that the stock and exchange markets are NOT the real economy. We have the same problem over here, with Remoaners trying to claim that the Brexit vote caused the UK economy to collapse.

Yes, it's about uncertainty. Same thing happened when Brexit went through.

Trump will help repair relations with Russia, if you don't think that's good for the Economy and World in general then you're just blind.

Yes, I am. Because I don't conduct my transactions in pesos.

>(((MARKETS)))
Yes I'm happy

It's just kikes doing kike things

We beat the bankers what did you think would happen? Better yo live poor than a slave

You're still here? Did you not get the message?
Go home CTR, we won, you lost.

It's over.

Yes, we are.

>panicking Jews selling stocks when the actual economic effects of this won't be felt for at least a year
>this should influence political decisions

Nope