Why do people still deny Li Shang's bisexuality...

Why do people still deny Li Shang's bisexuality? He developed feelings for Ping before finding out he was Mulan in disguise.

You don't look at your friends like this, OP?

I-it's not gay if he was a girl all along!

He's just so straight that he's attracted to a woman even if she's a man.

>tfw no high budget mulan porn parody where shang gets buttfucked by ping

Men attracted to younger feminine-looking boys is human tradition.

Pure heterosexuality right here.

Mulan is the one movie I actually am looking forward to a Disney live action reboot. But they better have an actual China vs Huns battle and not just Mulan wiping out the whole army with an avalanche.

cough

Also Li Shang's voice actor is gay.

>implying men can't be bros

t. girl

Same. I just hope Disney takes more of a Cinderella direction than a BatB one for this remake.

Dude was rigorously training with a woman for weeks. bitch only took one bath the whole damn time. you tellin me it's gay that Li Shang was smelling all those stanky female pheromones, nose open everyday, breathin in her imperial army aromas, and he starts to want to hit that - that's gay? for real? you tellin me followin your nose to some ripe, sweaty pussy is gay? man get the fuck outta here dude. there's more to sex than traps and gettin pegged by your mom you tard. get your garbage headcanon out this motherfucker

I believe they confirmed more war/fighting scenes already. Though it's meant to have a wuxia spin to it.

>mulan porn parody
Someone contact Peterfever and get them to team up with Men.com to give us that parody.

In ancient times, it wasn't uncommon for soldiers to fall for (and fuck) the most feminine looking boys of their armies.

t. Caesar

Didn't Futurama make fun of that

reverse traps are reverse gay, it's just math

Ave!

Yup. It even had a three way shower scene with Zapp Kid and Fry.

Nobody cares, stop making shit threads.

His dick knew before his brain

this user is absolutely right. just reading that made me hard.

Hmm. Lets check this idea out. What are some other examples of reverse gay? What does a reverse gay bar look like? A reverse gay pride festival?

I'm drooling at the thought of who they might get for the live-action.

>What are some other examples of reverse gay?
The reverse of a gay is straight/ anti-gay.

>What does a reverse gay bar look like?
Shia-muslim tavern.

>A reverse gay pride festival?
A shame-filled, chick-fil-a rally.

So, something like this Chick-fil-a church party?

Nothing gay about falling for a feminine reverse trap.

He's /fit/, and /fit/ is no homo user. Come on.