ITT-bootlegs thread

ITT-bootlegs thread

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I'm pretty sure that's licensed.

>22$

Sure priced like it is

This just proves that Shinji x Rei is the real otp.

I too, want to fuck a younger clone of my mom

>made in NERV

Look. We can all admit that we want to fuck younger albino clones of our mothers. Lets move on.

I think it is supposed to be kaworu

Pretty sure that's the angel guy he fucks in the showers.

Woody: Puppetmaster Edition

Kaworu's hair is silver, not blue. Fujoshits btfo.

doesn't look half bad, at least it actually looks like eva 01.
but it probably has like 3 points of articulation.

Storytime!
some point this spring one of the anons of /sug/ found a bunch of these at his local mall in burrito land.
they came out of those plastic cap things you'd see for $.25, user burned all his coins on.
the board had taken an interest mainly in the Jasper one. as we had at the time no Jasper merch at all.
user sold the Jaspers later on eBay.
One was even sent to a member of the crew as a present along with a bunch of art from the anons.
I have pictures of the machine as well as a close up of a, particularly malformed jasper.

... its edited...
poorly

it pisses me off that his dad would clone his mom as a teenage girl just to fuck her

in the hentai ova i can just beat it till they get to that part

Post them

>tfw your single best bootleg image cannot be posted on most boards

That's Kaoru

is that kid Gutts and kid Griffith living in the 1980s?

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I still don't understand what that was supposed to be. A bedframe?

If you use your imagination you can make a little sequential story out of these three panels

Now post the table mode edit

Every time I see this I crack up

Most likely it transforms into something else and the person simply pulled all of it apart instead of putting it together in the correct way

Imagine just unfolding all of the parts of a Transformer instead of following the correct sequence

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>"How can you pretend to be a man?"
what did he mean by this?

Oh god I thought it was rick and morty at a first glance whats wrong with me?

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And that doll has silver hair

>when the gay guy is the best option because the only girl who isn't a piece of shit is an alcoholic woman who's old enough to be your mom/aunt

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>tfw a Star Wars x Open Season crossover is actually possible (if very unlikely unless Disney runs out of ideas) if Disney buys Sony Pictures Entertainment

can you buy this kind of shit super cheap online?

>Bubba Fett

Never insult Ayanami in my presence again. And stop making me feel old, Misato ain't that old.

it looks like you are trying to make a /toy/ thread op.

youtube.com/watch?v=KTESCavOtE0&list=PL5wzWWMzPzn3EdAS9m3127QND90X3M3hW

>$5 for that quality
Not bad.

Why do you put the dollar sign on the wrong side?

>$22
I really hope that's from a country that uses dollars but at a different value than the US.

i bet its on pesos (mexibucks)

>warning new century

Usually, you touch them, and the paint stays on your fingers,

I'd buy like, 10 of these wallets, since I know they'd fall apart after a while.

I don't see anything that it could transform into though. Pretty sure it only has the parts to make the same dude in the default mode or this nightmare creature that was kicked out of Silent Hill for being too scary.

This is a great work of philosophy.

>Shinji's nose

If this abomination existed in the Toy Story universe, how would it interact with the main cast?

This is some "The Thing" type stuff.

>made out of cocaine

They look official, if crappy, but nonetheless official.

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Let's petition for Doctor Jackstraw and the rest of these rogues to become canon.

>tfw bruce wayne's alter-ego: spiderman will never stroke your criminal activate
why even live

The best part is that the dialogue is from an actual comic page.

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I'm a fan of the Abnormal Drug Trafficker

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where can i buy these?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>LOG

Someone post this on Sup Forums

>spider terminator
fucking AWESOME

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Now that's comedy.

Summon Barneyfag!

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kek

>Impetuous and crude flying bird

What?

Id buy this
the expression on their face is what sales it

>Chocking hazard.
But Asuka isn't on the box.

Because its called Sky Hawk Richter its in that barley legible font on the front

fuck i love him

imgur.com/a/M3Xvb

>imgur.com/a/M3Xvb
looks like a street shark from an alternate reality

Those aren't actually wallets. Someone found them, they're actually flip open mirrors.

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DOCTOR JACKSTRAW, THE ABNORMAL DRUG TRAFFICKER

>woman old enough to be your mom or aunt.

You make this sound like a bad thing.

This is how I'd like to introduce Spider-Man to my kids, just hand them one of these bad boys.

i get that there are people who are into older women but from an outsiders perspective it honestly depends on how old they look to me.

i had a buddy who dated someone who was old enough to be his grandma (and looked it) but dressed like she was 18 which as an outsider looking in was pretty gross.

>Misato ain't that old.
i was just ballparking her age for the most part i'd imagine she's actually young enough to be shinji's older sister

that said being the best girl in a series where every other girl ties for being worst girl doesn't mean much.

how shits like rei & asuka got to be popular still mystifies me to this day

The fuck is NERV?

They're a group of jerks who make emotionally unstable children get into giant robots and fight WTF monsters.

She’s around 27,so to be shinjis mom she would of had him at 13!

du dun dun dun dun
DU DUN DUN DUN DUN

The new One Piece arc looks great.

>demonic screeches

>Dogs
Dude, That's a Llama

Knowing Misato it wouldn't be out of the question, especially if people got desperate during the impact...

Surprised this hasn't appeared yet.

Deepest lore

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Because the toy costs twenty dollars and not dollar twentys

>Karate farmer.
I has questions.

>those kermit spikes
my sides

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