Calicuck here. Holy shit the salt in the air

Calicuck here. Holy shit the salt in the air
Being in California has never been this fun

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I'm hoping all the salt doesn't rust my car.

Agreed. Pretty annoying though.

CA bro here just outside LA

Wearing my MAGA hat, am I safe?

U gon git nig nog'd

I'm going to seattle with a MAGA hat and an NRA jacket.

Down in SD
I have class later today
Cant wait

If you live in a heavy populated spic area I would advise not to.

DUMPING TUMBLR SALT MINING GOODIES

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I'm in Cali as well but I live in a more rural-farmland area. Everyone has big trump signs out here and everyone's so happy. Just got invited to a barbecue as well. Things are gonna be okay.

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I never left my house yet, how's Sacramento doing?

kek

Aren't most libertarians closer to republicans? If anythng Aleppo man saved te democrats from an even bigger humilliation.

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No idea.

BACK TO THE SALT MINES, POST YOURS IF YOU GOT IT

I live in orlando and work with 95% black and hispanic females. Wore my MAGA hat to work and no one is even acknowledging I'm here. What a time to be alive.

my campus was rioting and breaking shit all night

I'm In class right now and it's great. I'm absorbing their tears like a sponge

facebook and twitter seems to be the best places to collect salt

I can only hope that there are enough tears to end this drought.

How do we make california red again?

Same shit here in toronto.
Libcuck tears are fucking flowing.

Still got fucked on the props

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The salt must flow.

In DC...
Wew lad this city is cucked today.

Hello there neighbor trump!

Look at the Bay Area. The EV votes went to Trump. The true colors show. MAGA

Even in Canada the salt is unreal.

From what I've heard, California gets so many electoral votes because they count illegals as part of the population, so deporting the shit out of them and building the wall would be a good start to not make it the democrat's trump card.

Beyond that, dunno. Maybe a lot of the vote is from illegals pretending to be citizens? I understand in USA they don't ask for ID

there's so much salt here in England as well

I have the biggest shit eating grin on my face. It will last at least all day regardless of how bad work goes.

I'm about to go to the uni. I'm so excited.

I didn't drink enough water for all the salt I'm seeing. Scared people are going to riot. Waiting for the 5 stages of grief to pass. I doubt my CA friends would even give Trump a chance. They just need something to complain about.

S A L T Y

can't still believe it really happened

Its time now to crush these retards

Kek be with you.

Britfag walking around uni campus today and seeing the despondent millennials -- glorious stuff

FUNNY ISN"T IT?

UMichigan campus is SALTYYY

I can't wait to teach my tutorial today, it will be shadilay entrance music for the students.

SALT

CA fag here too, can't wait to go to class today.

>Oh you fucking didn't you privileged straight white males

Oh but we fucking did

Boston here.

You have no idea.

I fear for my life if I slip up and accidentally say something that doesn't paint Trump as literally Hitler. They're looking for a scapegoat and would probably sacrifice me to Moloch right now.

>Just as they're recovering from the Brexit
>Trump happens

They're not laughing now I bet

>Oh but we fucking did

And it feels.... good.

Still mining salt, anyone else got anything good?

America sucked anyway.

I am the 9.9%!

Get used to it cunt

Calicuck here too, heard San Fran is having a small riot with violence. Haven't bothered checking news sources though.

Maybe try to start shit in Omegle?

Got uni right now, but when I come back I'll certainly help.

wew lad

you are like a stoic tree standing in the shitwinds there

LA reporting, will be great to bathe in the anus pain for the coming weeks, but stay vigilant for Kek.

>mfw at work and can hear people in the office still talking like it's the end of the world

Fellow calicuck here. I voted for Clinton but a little part of me wanted Trump to win just out of curiosity and the fact that everyone I know voted clinton and Im a contrarian fgt

562 here hating everyone's bitching

Why the fuck are gays so scared?
I understand Mexicans being pissed sure but the dude has said fucking nothing against them

>wake up
>enjoy coffee and an episode of Ed, Edd and Eddy
>be oblivious to everything as usual
>receive message from best bud
>"open up Facebook lmao"
>Trump won
>French people going apeshit
>literally "THE END IS HERE", "WE ARE DOOMED", "WW3 IS COMING" etc in all-caps
>see posts from Ameribros
>they're chill, even those who were against Trump

I have never, nor will I ever, deny the fact that French people are cowards. Pathetic.

I'm surrounded by salt here. Everyone is talking about that shitty purge movie here
And i'm just sitting here masturbating :^}

M A G A
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>Infiltrate angry mob
>Wait for things to get a bit heated up
>Randomly accuse someone of being a Trump supporter (maybe stealthily put a sticker in their clothes)
>Watch the fireworks.

Never wanted to go to class so much

Today is a great day, got an A on an exam, republicans won the senate, the house, and Trump became President. Its almost like a dream.

The only thing missing is more salt, my college had no riots, but listening to salt for the next week her and there will be glorious

Are they going to force them to pay for damaged shit? That's what happened in my uni's dorm after a rather lively party which ended up with flooded corridor and broken door.

THANKS SATAN

Mike Pence

someone asked where they could buy a bunker... hilarious right?

Bruh I feel the exact same way.

A girl in my last class was crying.

Several people didn't show up to class because of the result.

There are a few people wearing MAGA caps around campus with the smuggest fucking grin on their faces.

Where did it go so right?

I bet the mainstream media feels totally and completely useless. All the pandering they did, all the fear-mongering, all the lies... it all just fell on deaf ears.

We've taken our country back

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>cuckifornians

rip
Press F to pay respect

>campus is going to hold a protest later today
This is glorious

I'm gonna go to 9gag just for shits and giggles.

I can't fucking wait to go to class!

>1166

Also shes so fucking butthurt. truly amazing.

How do you guys stop yourself from grinning?
I've been grinning all day and my cheeks hurt.,

*cries*

That is a quality abstract pepe

/saltmining general/

indeed
johnson is the "hurr durr trump is an evil racist" le libertarian meme candidate, despite johnson being a pseudolibertarian fuckface

>mfw when I work in the Texas capitol for a Republican office in a mostly Democrat hallway and most offices are empty

I can't say I'm surprised.
Thankfully people in my master's degree don't care about all that, as I do, since our objective is to master foreign languages (to leave this retarded country).
The libtards and hippies I saw on campus sported grim faces today, that really put me in a good mood.

accept it. Just let it overtake you.

kind of envy you guys right now desu

>Live on University in CA
>as Trump give acceptance speech
>Start hearing an angry mob outside chanting "Never Trump"
Was a little bit scared, not gonna lie.

im going to make a Saltmining general thread, will link it here when done.

Does she know trump has ran over 300 businesses?

kill all the trump niggers

I live in SF and do Yoga. pretty accurate description.

Holy shit, it's only 8am and I'm already being blown up with angry phone calls and nervous text messages

All of these SJW and BLM tears are fucking glorious.

Me too lad.

Ohh it's so good. Sooooooooooooooooooooo good. Words can not describe.

I miss that show

They got their money, they just move on to the next pointless "story"

>YOU CAN'T BE RACIST AGAINST WHITES
>FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

i fucking hate those idiots.

They were still fear monger in the clinton HQ event.

In case anybody missed it last night, a yale professor said they were making the exam optional due to Trump-related anxiety.

zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-09/yale-professor-makes-exam-optional-due-student-shock-over-presidential-election

In America today, Libertarians are overwhelmingly more concerned with economic health as opposed to freedom because freedom is mostly won, whereas the fiscal solvency of the US has been in doubt for decades.