I think I'm on to something

I think I'm on to something.

Pearl is Hotrod and objectively worst rod

Peridot is Jetfire/Skyfire

Lapis confirmed working for Unicorn then?

Yes

>steven universe
Yeah on the road to being a fucking psychopath

I've been saying forever that Steven Universe is like a more laid back Transformers.

Also, Garnet is Ultra Magnus. Stern hardass second in command who is forced to step up when the big charismatic leader dies. Rose is Optimus.

I don't understand this, but it still offends me somehow.

Why is Amesthest Bumble Bee? She should be Mirage or Black Aracnera

Ruby would be more like the Combaticons

That you're autistic? Yes. You'd be correct on that.

The same thing everyone else was onto like three years ago?

No way, think harder.

Actually I'd like to rescind that. Holly is Starscream and Peridot is Minimus. Pic related it's limb enhancers.

I appreciate you remembering that Sideways exists, but I don't really get it.

They're both rogues who are complete cunts to everyone.

>Implying Megatron isn't Rose Quartz
>Implying Tarn isn't Pearl
One job!

Who's Steven?

the one Optimus passed all his bullshit responsibilities on to with little to no preparation on how to deal with them.

... or Wheelie. Whichever one is worse.

The show doesn't have a Starscream yet. If there's a Cubic Zirconium though, she's almost guaranteed for the slot.

Token human buddy. Specifically any of the ones with powers. And before you even start, no, he's not Kicker. Steven isn't anywhere near enough of a douchebag to be Kicker.

Sari, he's optimistic, he's half alien, and he can heal his allies.

Crystal Gems wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Homeworld Gems.