>Out This Week: Adventures #5 (Wed 13) Star Wars#40 (Wed 13) Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (Fri 15) The Last Jedi: Bomber Command (Fri 15) The Last Jedi: Cobalt Squadron (Fri 15)
If you ain't bullshiting you have to tell me does Luke go out like a bitch? I'll legit post an e-mail address if you don't wanna spoil it here.
Grayson Garcia
Tell me /swco/, we all know this movie is going to be terrible, even I do, and yet many of us, me included, are going to see it. Why? Are we slaves to a franchise we liked growing up?
Zachary Ortiz
You the Jedi Killing super soldiers are dumb? Just leave. And take your shit taste with you.
Easton Brooks
Disney Sequels?
Jeremiah Evans
Fuck off
Evan James
>stable boy is the hero of the final movie of this trilogy >it's a set up for the next trilogy, and the stable boy is the new Anakin
RING THEORY
Jace Allen
I know I sure am!
Landon Hughes
Because it's gonna be a train wreck and I wanna watch
Joseph Ortiz
He goes out like Yoda.
Aiden Morgan
Just report.
John Powell
Is there any substantive proof on these leaks so far? They seem awfully at odds with people's initial impressions/reviews who were confirmed at the premiere. I'm just starting to think Disney is deliberately paying people to post close-but-not-too-close lies.
Adam Butler
I never go to theatres because my clinical autism makes them too intense for me. I wait for them to come out on disk.
Ryder Nguyen
Because aside from the fact that it would break my parents' hearts, the only reason I haven't killed myself is because Star Wars still exists.
Nathan Clark
I don't wanna feel left out when we discuss the film
Caleb Watson
Rey and finn don't get a new ship in TFA
Joseph Foster
Because I like Rose, even if no one else does
Hudson Ward
More like Disney is paying people to hype up the movie.
Ethan Perry
Alright fuckers, I've had it with Disney Wars. Is there a good reading order for the EU?
Leo Sanders
>yfw warner bros is paying people to shit on the movie
Grayson Bailey
Nah it wont, at worst it'll be mediocre and unsurprising. People will scream and complain that their head canon didn't happen, then they'll move on and read/watch another part of the SW universe
>bebe posters Ah who am I kidding, how many of us here areally actual regulars and how many are invaders?
Cooper Evans
It's actually true. I was offered money to be an 'influencer', but I do this shit for free.
Jace Jenkins
>bebe That's not "bebe" you dumb faggot
Isaac Martin
I'll see the camrip if it's passable.
Logan Sullivan
>Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi It's just 'Star Wars - The Last Jedi'. The episode number is not a part of the movie's title in the new movie naming scheme. You're using the prequel/special edition naming scheme.
Jose Parker
nope
Liam Harris
That would require the EU to be good first.
>space cenobites
Gabriel Thomas
Tatooine Ghost->Thrawn Trilogy/Hand of Thrawn->NJO
William Scott
tell me about it.
it just feels like they are trying to turn an escapist fantasy into grim n gritty drama by killing all the characters we love.
Owen Walker
No idea. I really liked Labyrinth of Evil and a lot of the others set around the clone wars. Approaching Storm is pretty good. Been coming here for years. I just love Apu Apustaja. Please do not confuse him with Pepe the meanie. Apu is a fren.
Henry Morris
Darth Bane Darth Plagues Labyrinth of Evil & Revenge Of The Sith. Start with these and you will be sold.
Hudson Smith
>Are we slaves to a franchise you know why user it the only thing that can love us
Austin Brooks
That's a good little mouse. Have some extra cheese.
Joshua Bell
NOPE
Anthony Green
shut up troy denning
Novels Yoda Dark Rendezvous Shatterpoint Labyrinth of Evil ROTS Kenobi Thrawn Trilogy/Hand of Thrawn Duology X-Wing Series
Comics Tales of the Jedi Republic Empire Dark Empire I
Samuel Jones
Thanks
Dominic Long
>shut up troy denning Tatooine Ghost is great and people who hate his later books have agreed with me on that.
Jordan Taylor
I'm going to see just how much of my shiposting ended up in the real thing
Chase Price
Disney's Star Wars is objectively better than Lucas's. You literally cannot dispute this fact.
Joseph Wood
the dark eldar but more shit
Cameron Lewis
Having watched all the movies in the last few days, I've gotta point out that ANH feels off compared to the rest of the series. The tone is different. The pace is slower. George clearly hadn't made the decisions that Vader was Luke's father and Leia was his sister. Some of the things Obi Wan says about Anakin, the Clone Wars, and the Old Republic aren't exactly correct. People will come up with explanations that make these "off" statements canon, but let's be real here, George was just swinging wild with the story at the time, and probably didn't feel like cleaning up the inconsistencies.
The best way I can describe it is that ANH feels like an "old" movie, and ESB and ROtJ feel like "modern" movies.
Brody Diaz
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Christian Torres
Wow, it's almost like one was a standalone and the other two weren't.
Jack White
>insulting one of the two canon movies People like you are the cancer killing Star Wars.
Asher Ward
I'm going to love this movie and you can't stop me!
Mason Peterson
>>insulting one of the two canon movies one of the two canon WHAT
Jordan Nguyen
YOU MADMAN! DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'LL STOP THE REST OF US FROM HATING IT IF YOU DO?!
James Powell
Everything you say is true but also kinda unnecessary to say. ANH was a standalone film until it was a runaway success, what else is there to say?
Josiah Martin
I'll can tell you now. 0%.
Landon Murphy
>ANH feels like an "old" movie They all feel like old movies
Ryder Howard
ANH and ESB are the only two canon movies.
Nathan Rodriguez
FUCK YOU I MIGHT EVEN GO SEE IT AND ENJOY IT TWICE NOW GOOD JOB YOU RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE
Thomas Fisher
ANH and Holiday Special are the only two canon movies.
Jeremiah Jenkins
user DON'T BE RASH
THINK OF YOUR FAMILY. THEY LOVE YOU.
Thomas Bennett
Give me one good argument to why the ST is bad that doesn't boil down to "NOT MUH"
Carter Rivera
Just get the fuck out.
Noah Jackson
>Porgs in my shitpost >Porgs in movies Checkmate loser
Kevin Cruz
>The best way I can describe it is that ANH feels like an "old" movie, and ESB and ROtJ feel like "modern" movies. I agree. I think that's at least partially because of the British film crew and large amounts of Guinness and Cushing.
this desu
too much muh at the expense of anything new
Ryder Martinez
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Anthony Powell
The soundtrack is subpar, TCW had more memorable music
Samuel Miller
>according to visual guide leaks, Luke is living off the green milk from these... sloths I'm gonna be sick.
Isaiah Kelly
it's just a copy of a new hope
Michael Anderson
I HAVE NO FAMILY I HAVE NO FRIENDS I HAVE NOTHING BUT MY LOVE FOR STAR WARS AND I MUST INDULGE IT BECAUSE STAR WARS IS AMAZING
Ryan Brooks
>blu bantha milk is ok
Jayden Parker
>Are we slaves to a franchise we liked growing up? Its true, all of it.
Cameron Brooks
He's in a meditative crosslegged pose when we see him again. He's very emotional and stumbles a little trying to regain his composure. He gets back up and crosses his legs again and looks at two setting suns on Ach-to while binary sunset plays. Some pretty nice shots of him silhouetted against the sunset. We then see him look like he's at peace with himself and he slowly fade away like Yoda as his cloak blows away in the wind. Given that he fades like Obi-Wan and Yoda and doesn't slump over like a lifeless body like Qui-Gon, the assumption is he becomes a force ghost, though we don't see anything afterwards. The movie is basically over at this point.
Justin Allen
Tales of the Jedi KOTOR (comic) KOTOR KOTOR 2
Jayden Edwards
Before I read this spoiler tell me 3 things please, 1. did you like the movie 2. do you like the prequels 3. do you like TFA ?
James Young
·There is no story or characters(Unique Characters.) ·No good looking new or actual aliens from the other movies. ·No cool planets or new ships.
Should I go on?
Hudson Diaz
brainlet memes are a mistake that will haunt us to our graves
Jacob Richardson
It's worse than TCW movie
Christopher Flores
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Zachary James
What about muh holiday special?
Zachary Clark
Hello /swco/. I have an interesting idea to bring up. Please suspend disbelief until you finish reading it.
Put yourself in the shoes of a hundred-billion-dollar company like Disney. You obviously want your brands to do well, and you know that the internet heavily influences opinion and thus sales. You can buy off the reviewers and the big figures, but on a place like Sup Forums everyone is anonymous. So you need a different solution.
You want Sup Forums to have the appearance of liking what you churn out. So you hire some people to post things on it that support your movies and cartoons. You can file this on your budget as "marketing" or something similar, and if you have enough, you can manufacture consensus.
If you're interested in other techniques by which a forum can be subverted, I urge you to read the Gentleperson's Guide to Forum Spies. cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
Now obviously this doesn't mean all fans of TFA are paid shills. But when you see someone repeatedly spouting immense praise for it, consider if they might have an economic interest in the matter.
Thank you for your time.
Carson Roberts
I haven't seen the that for a while, but I think TFA is better than that
William Sanchez
really makes you think
Joseph Green
1. I don't know. My gut reaction after seeing TFA was emptiness. My gut reaction after seeing RO was that was pretty good. My gut reaction after seeing TLJ was feeling stunned and trying to process everything in the movie, which I still haven't.
If the story of the prequels were boiled down to a few pages of what the overall story was going to be, the story would be pretty good. Execution was flawed though. 3>1>2
TFA is a solid "eh" for me. Don't love it, but I don't hate it.
Ethan Walker
If Kylo Ren gets redeemed by killing Snoke in tlj, who is even going to be the villain in IX?
Matthew Barnes
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Dylan Ramirez
>Execution was flawed though. More flawed than TFA? There IS a correct answer by the way.
Brandon King
-han/leia break up -luke is made into a failure -the jedi aren't revived -han dies -starkiller base is just a bigger badder death star.
Joshua Bailey
[green]>people actually believe this[/green] lol
Jace Fisher
Sheev
Levi James
He is still evil.
Jason Ortiz
>-han dies
Levi Sullivan
IT ENDS WHERE IT BEGAN
Parker Stewart
Reminder that Snoke was in Jedi Prince Dark Greetings and Dark Blessings, /swco/
John Lopez
Conflict lacks context, Starkiller Base has no real weight, barely any classic aliens.
Jonathan Hernandez
>You want Sup Forums to have the appearance of liking what you churn out Literally nobody cares about this
Evan Bell
It's a valid point to make, but I don't think it qualifies here.
This is star wars we're talking about, they don't need to shill anything. Every movie theater will be sold out throughout this weekend, regardless of what Sup Forums thinks of it.
Julian Walker
Sup Forums has had a lot of media attention lately. It's where all the hip young kids go to be edgy.