Please tell me this shitshow is failed hard

Please tell me this shitshow is failed hard

If it’s not doing well, isn’t it because people weren’t expecting a 20 minute short and were upset about that

little girls don't care about plot or artistic integrity, they just want to see and buy more frozen garbage shit is going to be sticking around for multiple sequels until they stop buying the damn merch.

Keep crying bitch tears

Your community is dead, retarded frzfag.

Are you telling him to let it go?

shes so perfect

It's a great short but it was waaaay too long to put it in front of a movie. It was always a limited release but whether or not Disney pulled it early is up for debate. It was a stupid move by studio execs but whatever, won't effect the monster that Frozen 2 will be.

God I miss you /frz/

Yes it failed.

You can't call this a short film if it last more than 10 minutes!(Credits included)

Whose bright idea was it to put this before the main movie? The Frozen special should have been a Disney Channel TV special instead of a movie pre-show. I went to the theater to watch Coco and I had to sit through 22 minutes of Frozen. what a bunch nonsense.

you just KNOW

When Elsa started to sing again for the 900th time everyone in the theatre audibly groaned
That almost made it worth it

Disney was worried about the audience not receiving Coco well because Mexicans are the new Russians and Moana didn't do well so Olaf's Frozen Adventures was supposed to save Coco

Fine, we'll blow, to the (((DEATH)))

Look at where Anna's hand is, she is clearly going straight for the balls.

Moana didn't do well because is wasn't a very good movie

yes. after getting almost universal hate, Disney said they are pulling it from Coco screenings

Economical success has no relation with quality. See the MCU and Disney's Star Wars

Mona was a bland movie that appealed to no one.

It’s projected to have effected 20% of coco drop in viewings
That’s a pretty big blunder

Just my 2 cents but I think Disney's problems with making "ethnic" characters is that they're too afraid of offending anyone so at the end they make an extremely bland product (well, blander than usual) so it's unappealing except for the bloggers and critics. Also if they were going to hire The Rock, his character should look like a brown Jojo, not a fatass.

Moana was a great movie. It didn't do well because

1. Chinks hate brown people

2. Liberals called all the merchandise racist, so Disney couldn't sell anything and stopped promoting it.

Remember when little boys dressed up as Aladdin circa 1992? Can't have that with minority characters anymore so enjoy 100% anthropomorphic animal movies from now on.

is it possible to copyright old eurepean folk stories characters? how does disney get away with it?

i bet you also loved Swamp the movie. (ie. Princess and the Frog)

maybe

>Chinks hate brown people
Explain why chinks love Coco. Maybe they found Moana boring like the west did

I jus want more porn.
If it promises more porn is made, I'm willing to make that deal with the devil.

Asians don't hate brown people, they hate black people. I used to work with a bunch of Vietnamese immigrants, they are VERY racist against blacks. They're okay with hispanics.

Mexico loves Coco.

Many theaters in Mexico have stopped wasting time showing the short by popular audience demand.

Dead? More like dormant. Just wait warmly for Frozen 2, you'll see how alive we get.

Disney holds the rights to just their own character designs. So you can still make a snow queen movie or a snow white storybook, but if your snow white had the exact same identical short black hair with the little red bow, yellow skirt, and blue top with the same red accents on the puffy sleeves, you might get told to cut it out. But again, you can totally make a cartoon where a somewhat different looking girl named snow white meets seven dwarves and eats an apple, that’s totally fine because that part is pre disney public domain.

Frozen is a weird case though because it’s supposed to be inspired by Hans Christien Andersen’s snow queen, but the finished product is almost nothing like it. You might as well say that Lilo and Stitch is an adaptation of The Wizard of Oz.

God I work at a theater and this short was so annoying. People kept coming out of the theater saying the wrong movie was playing or was asking when the short was over. Some asked for their money back and left because they didn't feel like watching it.

Coco’s main themes of family and honoring deceased loved ones is uncannily similar to deep spiritual roots in China’s own culture.

Going by this thread I would say Sup Forums doesn't know what constitutes a fail or win

Maui was really the best part of the film. When he showed off all his tattoos and skimmed over all his old demigod stories, I wondered why the fuck we were watching Moana. Maui sounded a thousand times cooler and a thousand times more interesting, and he appeared to have real villains with tons of history. Moana's main antagonist was probably Maui, if anyone, and that annoyed me because when you got down to it, Maui was still the real hero of the movie in a lot of ways.

some one needs to CG animate Elsa getting horny and using her magic to either create ice dildos that come to life and fuck her or a frost golem that had an ice cock and fucks her until he cums snow all over her and she says "the cold never bothered me anyway"

Fucking disney sand bagging pixar's beautiful work with their product placement horse shit

>tfw living in a country where nobody gives a shit about Caca and cheered at the Frozen short instead
>tfw buying Frozen themed merchandise for Christmas for my little sister
Just doing my part

You have to be at least eighteen to post here, user.

Your room is not a country, kid.

Stay deluded. Frozen franchise is not going anywhere.

Everyone in my Coco viewing was groaning at this and how it just kept going on forever. Also the characters aren't that interesting on their own and the music was a fucking chore to sit through.

Because Frozen is already in the trash.

that was the initial idea,but then some execs did research and found out little girls would love a somewhat thicker princess, and thus, moana was born.

Of course they do. The movie is specifically designed to pander to them and go knows how happy Mexicans get when US senpai notices them and not for illegal immigration reasons.

That's fine niggas are racist against everyone even their own people.

cool story.

>it's the autistic anti-/frz/ fag

...

>little girls would love a somewhat thicker princess
Why would they care about that?

I liked it
I like it 100% for Maui and Moana was just in the way, but I liked it overall

This is the most autistic shit I've seen in a while

Olaf is a creepy little fuck. Meesa wants to melt him.

>characters aren't that interesting on their own
This.
>Elsa gets over her existential crisis and is accepted by the townspeople
>Throws a fit and treats Anna like garbage because she apparently can't figure out how to celebrate holidays
>Anna accepts getting treated like shit again
>Kristoff sings and does nothing of merit

To be fair, Disney execs stick to the formula of a girl and a boy because girls can't sustain a movie. There's the posibility of alienating boys so a female lead need a male lead to share the screentime and the publicity. [Trigger Warning] That's pretty sexist but Disney own the media so it rarely get called for

Pretty sure I read that even little kids were bored by the Frozen short.

My friend and I were the only ones in the theater, and we were laughing uproariously at how many fucking songs there were in it.

I want to fuck Elsa

who doesn't

It's a free short, it can't do well or not.
A lot of the hate is non christian false flagging against it because they can't tolerate christmas celebration in white countries anymore.

Naw, but your shitpost did.

Damn both those girls are cute! There were even some cute ones in the background in several scenes.

>Money made = quality
Never post again. The amount of shitty movies that have made a ton of money, and vice versa is ridiculous