Tfw you will never try one of eddy's omelettes

>tfw you will never try one of eddy's omelettes

>tfw you aren't alive

>tfw you will never try one of the kanker's burgers

>Green meat
I'm not sure about that

C'mon, you'll love it!

Pretty sure its a stuffed pepper amigo

With gears in them?

it was a metaphorical gear

what

oh damn stuffed peppers with sloppy joes in a bun sounds edible, I just assumed it was pickles covered in catsup

it represents the ever-turning meat grinder of consumerism in place of love, and that the sandwich tasted bad

Are you high?

High in iron and riboflavin and shit.

>ywn eat Jimmy's gingerbread house and make him cry
>ywn gobble down Rolf's wieners
>ywn share Chunky Puffs with the Eds
>ywn dislocate your jaw trying a jawbreaker
>ywn find out how Victor tastes at next summer's barbecue.

what

>ywn gobble down Rolf's weiners
I can fix that, mate.

Good, he destroyed Rolf's kitchen making those.

Why did they never just try to sell Eddy's omlettes for a scam?

it wouldnt be a scam, then.

Half of their "scams" really weren't scams.

That's the real irony isn't it? The Eds could actually provide their neighbors with legitimate venues of entertainment, but they always put in the minimal amount of effort into their works.

Not much to an omelette really.

Meta... gear?

Most of the "scams" that weren't ripoffs, as in all the rides and shows, actually did have effort put into them, at least as much effort as a bunch of kids could do.

What's with the sudden resurgance of Ed, Edd and Eddy threads? are you guys trying to meme magic a revival into reality?