You all made use at the bureau proud. We are streamlining all applications into the FBI for all members of this board. Arrive with a resume with cover letterhead and a USB with all you rare memes.
Anyone who post the best memes now will get a message sent to the email address associated with your IP directly providing you special status in the application process.
GOD SPEED
/FBI user/
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Gay!
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As if Sup Forums can pass the background checks
fuck your memes you larper, FINISH HER AND ALL OF HER PEDO SCUM FRIENDS, JAIL NOW
GIT AWTA HERE KGB
Sup Forums is a board of peace
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If you're here you know most wouldn't fall for any of that
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But if I start working for the FBI who will feed the children in my basement?
Peruvian here, may I apply as an overseas undercover? Got a STEM degree.
Wiener please, I knew Stockholm syndrome was real but come on! You need to leave this board now, its hurting you.
enjoy getting fired by trump
Trying to go for the planted CP stings now that FOXACID hits are donezo?
Send this to Mulder
this haha
can i become an italian FBI agent?
lemme ask KEK
I wanna be FBI when I grow up
I would, but Im a student.
>Vietnamese knitting forum.
STOP LOGGING MY IP BRAH.
ALSO. CIA>FBI
it actually aint that hard bro
just don't smoke and you're fine
If you're working abroad, you'd be a CIA agent. FBI works only within the confines of the US.
Post my IP senpai
So how was the FBI redpilled in the first place, was it a subtle conversion due to your agents "monitoring" this board, or was it the Clintons shitting on the law and doing whatever they wanted ?
fake and gay
>even if this wasn't a LARP fag I couldn't join anyway as not American
Fug
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Gib us citizenship
I'm gonna say a little of column A, a little of column B.
The red pill works in mysterious ways.
What position can a 34 year old factory worker get?
I just got an email saying I didn't pass my phase 2 interview... Can try again in one year.
Can't feel bad though. Today is already too good of a day.
got it, now lemme ask again
great KEK, can i become an italian CIA agent?
heres an ultra rare, limited edition pepe, i dont have any skills to be fbi but i will do my best
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fuck my shit up senpai
looks like KEK have other plan for me
Soo, is FBI keeping the CP from the pedo sites or forums or they destroy it?
Not always true. There are international offices
2 l8 m8. Contractor 4 lyfe
Also, give me my FOIA on John Rossi already.
there is more where this came from
i fucking wish
would a european user who was mostly a spectator, but who may have (i dont know) been there at critical junctions in the past, like the 5 guys thing, and helped to bump and spread things be considered valuable? Il be honest, I mostly spend my time trying to unbecome a neet, and doing lots of sports, becoming /fit/ as to prepare for the race war, but I didnt do as much as other anons did by far, those who made dank meme's, who shitposted day and night on twitter.
Do I get to be a low level clerk with low level benefits kek?
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That man was a fucking hero.
Aren't those mostly for embassies and stuff?
I bet the majority of the FBI members are relieved they don't have to work alongside a hysterical woman who doesn't know the meaning of classified information.
Giv badge
Plz gib me FBI job.
Thank you for all your work.
For all you've done.
MAGA
*snores*
psh, I currently have a top secret security clearance. Once you get it, NEVER NOT keep it renewed!
Implying anyone qualified on this board doesnt smoke a fuck ton
I've always wanted to be an investigator
Sorry, I send my memes to the NSA.
I want to see the NSA's rare pepe collection.
Hope this thread stays open til im home.
Do you have to cut your hair short to be in FBI? I like medium length.
I am pretty interested in FBI / CIA work though. If I couldn't be an agent... whats the program called... civilian staff?
I'm not exactly sure how it works... I should've asked
Fuck off FBI, this is our turf.
I'd work for the fbi
>implying you can weaponize memes
Any chance you'll shred my file?
no u
thank you based fbi
Dr Pavel Im FBI
HEY FBI user, PIZZAGATE STILL NEEDS TO BE SOLVED
ITS NOT OVER YET YOU LARPER
PIZZAGATE
PIZZAGATE
PIZZAGATE
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Thanks for the offer chief. But I work better alone.
WE LOVE YOU FBI
>implying we didn't
Census Bureau here, OP
I got ALL the numbahs what you need?
Fbi is now cuck status. Go back to your cage faggot.
Will I get to bring friends?
I actually have US military intelligence experience, a TS/SCI clearance and will be completing my degree in CS soon. I think I would be a good applicant, but I do not think I want to work for the government anymore.
is anyone seriously hiring? Now that trumps going to make american great again i dont want to be a neet anymore
OC donut steel
Thank you FBI!
Hello yes I would like to FBI.
Also Praise KEK okay.
Ravioli ravioli
I suck at memes
Mom's spaghetti
WAAAAAAAAAA
I also turned down an application to work HUMINT a year or so ago because I was fat. Donald being president motivates me to lose weight and get into shape and go back to serving my country. I would be the best damn agent ever.
P R A I S E
>mfw someone actually takes this seriously, and turns up to the FBI for a job
"H-hi, I'm from... Sup Forums"
>"Excuse me... what?"
"OH it's okay I have the memes here"
>"Oh..." *taps security buzzer*
I've actually interviewed with the FBI before
they hook you up to a lie detector and ask you a bunch of questions
the one that got me disqualified was
>"Have you done any illicit narcotics in the past 10 years, (or marijuana in the last 3 years)."
did you lie?
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Kek listens.
>777
You know what you must do.
You know damn well they'd confiscate the memes too.
What if
Just what if
America can still do great things when we work together.
Praise Kek and thank you so much to everyone.
I want to drive the Party Van. Can I drive the FBI Party Van please?